Quotes / Never Trust a Trailer

Narrator: For ages, mankind has pondered the unanswered questions of Spongebob Squarepants. What was Bikini Bottom like before Spongebob? Why is there a pineapple under the sea? Now, these questions and more will be answered in Truth or Square! Coming soon in a brand new Spongebob movie! Witness the wedding you never thought you'd see! And learn the biggest secret in Bikini Bottom!
Mr. Krabbs: It's time I told you the Krabby Patty formula.
Narrator: Don't miss all this and more in the brand new movie: Spongebob's Truth or Square!
Invader Zim: LIES! LIIIIIIIIEEEEEES!!! WHEN WILL THE LIES END?! LIES!
— Intro to The Mysterious Mr. Enter's review on Truth or Square

"Riddle me this: Why would you create a show for one demographic, but advertise it for another one? And then scratch your head quizzically when the show mysteriously fails?"

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