Quotes: Let's You and Him Fight
: "Isn't the whole Hero vs. Hero thing a tad played out?" Stinger
: "Oh, it's a total cliche. But that doesn't mean it stopped being fun!"
The story's just a way of stringing a few fights together, I suppose, but the fights are mortal enemies dueling to the death only half the time. At one point, Jax has a fight with erstwhile ally Johnny Cage just because he's being a bit of a twat. Two questions: If this is just a friendly squabble, why can the plot only continue if I win the fight? And why did I just break his pelvis in half?
—Zero Punctuation, Mortal Kombat
Ah-ah-ah! You have to follow the crossover by-laws! Sonic:
We have to fight each other first? Really? Mega Man:
Sometimes when us super-powered types come across each other spirits can run high; misunderstandings can happen.
If we are heroes, why must we fight amongst ourselves?! Iron Rabbit (Jimmy Five): Editowial twadition
Superheroes only fight supervillains! (gets smacked in the face)
...Of course, if you wanted to become a supervillain, I think we could have that arranged.
, getting in a bar brawl with another bug-themed hero, "The Tick vs. The Tick"
Tell me, Hades; what happens when one hero fights another hero? Hades:
Mayhem, uh, chaos, uh, collateral damage? Nice, but, ah, how would that
Welll, what if Aladdin and Hercules were to have some terrible misunderstanding? With the proper motivation— Hades:
Oooh! They would fight until they destroyed each other.
I like it!