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->The necessities of the format mean that the game must constantly be contriving reasons for two characters to fight. But about sixty to seventy percent of the fights are founded on ''misunderstandings'' or ''pranks'' so that after the fight ends, the participants [[EasilyForgiven can be all chums again]] two dialogue lines later, as the winner awkwardly helps stitch up the loser's gaping stab wounds and picks up all the fragments of jawbone that blasted out of his asshole.

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->The ->''The necessities of the format mean that the game must constantly be contriving reasons for two characters to fight. But about sixty to seventy percent of the fights are founded on ''misunderstandings'' or ''pranks'' so that after the fight ends, the participants [[EasilyForgiven can be all chums again]] two dialogue lines later, as the winner awkwardly helps stitch up the loser's gaping stab wounds and picks up all the fragments of jawbone that blasted out of his asshole.''



-->--'''''Comicbook/MonicasGang''''' [[http://i.imgur.com/82fXhDx.png spoof]] of ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

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-->--'''''Comicbook/MonicasGang''''' -->--''Comicbook/MonicasGang'' [[http://i.imgur.com/82fXhDx.png spoof]] of ''Film/TheAvengers2012''



->Superheroes only fight supervillains! ''(gets smacked in the face)'' ...Of course, if you wanted to become a supervillain, I think we could have that arranged.

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->Superheroes ->''Superheroes only fight supervillains! ''(gets smacked in the face)'' ...Of course, if you wanted to become a supervillain, I think we could have that arranged.''



-->-- '''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''', ''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Whiz Comics #2]]''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'', ''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Whiz Comics #2]]''



->If Captain Marvel and Superman were to discover these engines on their worlds, and join forces to destroy them, they might learn that one weakness-- and it is for this reason that I and Black Adam have been sent to involve the heroes in battle! Fighting each other, the heroes will be too busy to uncover the true threat to their Earths... In this way, both Earth-One and Earth-S will be annihilated-- and neither Superman nor Captain Marvel can do a thing to save them!

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->If ->''If Captain Marvel and Superman were to discover these engines on their worlds, and join forces to destroy them, they might learn that one weakness-- and it is for this reason that I and Black Adam have been sent to involve the heroes in battle! Fighting each other, the heroes will be too busy to uncover the true threat to their Earths... In this way, both Earth-One and Earth-S will be annihilated-- and neither Superman nor Captain Marvel can do a thing to save them!them!''



->'''Spider-Man''': It was a textbook "superhero misunderstanding battle". Happens all the time.
-->-- ''ComicBook/MarvelAdventures''

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->'''Spider-Man''': It ->''It was a textbook "superhero misunderstanding battle". Happens all the time.
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-->-- '''Spider-Man''', ''ComicBook/MarvelAdventures''
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->'''Spider-Man''': It was a textbook "superhero misunderstanding battle". Happens all the time.
-->-- ''ComicBook/MarvelAdventures''
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->''These are Five-Hundred years and change of Souls that Alucard has consumed. After a while, he stopped actually killing people himself and started hanging around battlefields, letting others do it for him.''
-->--'''Sir Integra Hellsing''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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->'''Black Mask''': Why hasn't Batman wiped this little smear off the face of the planet?\\
'''Ms. Li''': Maybe he doesn't want to. Perhaps he's letting your and the Red Hood war it out. He could be waiting...\\
'''Black Mask''': To take on the winner? What does he think this is, a *tennis tournament*?
-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''

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-->--'''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}''', ''Comicbook/SergioAragonesMassacresMarvel''

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-->--'''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}''', -->--'''ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}''', ''Comicbook/SergioAragonesMassacresMarvel''


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->If Captain Marvel and Superman were to discover these engines on their worlds, and join forces to destroy them, they might learn that one weakness-- and it is for this reason that I and Black Adam have been sent to involve the heroes in battle! Fighting each other, the heroes will be too busy to uncover the true threat to their Earths... In this way, both Earth-One and Earth-S will be annihilated-- and neither Superman nor Captain Marvel can do a thing to save them!
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/KryptoniteNevermore Sandman Superman]]''', ''ComicBook/SupermanVsShazam''

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