Quotes / Layman's Terms

<LordPie> which part confuses you more, my complex lexicon or the fact that i beat you with your own logic?
<jestaa> using big words doesn't make you more smarter.
<LordPie> Sorry, let me put it in an language that you can understand
<LordPie> OMG, ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!! J00 GOT OWNED!!11111!!
—bash.org, #637196

Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

Arthax: And all this time I thought The Green Man was merely an anthromorphization of man's fear of nature.
Yeagar: Huh?
Nodwick: Arthax think green guy not real like tooth fairy.
Yeagar: Oh.

Executive: The water has one unique quality that separates it from other proprietary brands. According to our lab report, it has an aperient element that makes it cathartic.
CEO: What is that in English?
Executive: It makes you shit like clockwork, sir.

(Warning beeps)
EMH2: Doctor, some... thing just went off line.
EMH: ... Specifically?
EMH2: The secondary gyrodyne relays in the propulsion field intermatrix have depolarised.
EMH: (rolling eyes) In English!
EMH2: I'm just reading what it says here!
Star Trek: Voyager, "Message in a Bottle".

Maya: (talking very fast) Hold on! I detect an exponential increase in photon energy levels!
Misato: Say that again?
Makoto: She said the photonic energy levels are rising.
EvAbridged 3.0 Rei is (not) Pleased

So in a nutshell, we got thrown into ponyland, magic barrier made us ponylanders, we can go back to our real bodies but only temporarily and we need a pony to change us.
Destroyah, The Bridge

Palutena: The monster situation is quite clamant.
Pit: Is that...a good thing?
Palutena: You know, it's importunate. Or unpropitious.
Pit: ...Are you still speaking English right now?
Palutena: I'm sorry, Pit. I didn't mean to confuse you. Let me make this easier for you. BIG MONSTERS KILL PIT! GRRR
Pit: Ahhh, that makes perfect sense! Thank you!

Vila: So you see, Bek, this thing tapped into Orac's channels, sucked up all his energy, so that it could come squirting out and swallow us all.
Avon: The plain man's guide to alien invasions.
Blake's 7, "Shadow"

"Colonel Astrid said they lacked a life-support system to carry them through the trauma of molecular integration. Well, I took it to mean they snuffed it before they got going properly."
Section Leader Grose, Blake's 7, "Moloch"