Anime & Manga
Fritz: HUAHAHAHAHA, are you afraid? There's no way you're not! Now, witness the awesome power of—
(BANG! Revy shoots Fritz mid-sentence)
Revy: Shut the fuck up.
(BANG! Revy shoots Fritz mid-sentence)
Revy: Shut the fuck up.
Lancer: Just remember about this idiot that once liv—(Fell into a Bottomless Pit) AAAA!
Archer: Lancer died!
Everyone else: You aren't human!
Archer: Lancer died!
Everyone else: You aren't human!
— Carnival Phantasm, Ilya Castle special
Celenike: Now, Rider! Go forth and KILL THAT FILTHY HOMUNC—!
(Celenike is decapitated with Mordred's Clarent)
Mordred: Shut up.
"Thank—" (Double Tap)
"Hey you, listen to what Carta said—" (Slam)
"Crank, Bauduin Special Major, my, my righteousness have—" (Stab)
Vaccine Man: You're a fast one! Who Are You??!
Saitama: Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
Vaccine Man: ...you're kidding? What kind of half-assed backstory is that? Mine's far superior! I was formed from the pollution man wrought upon the Earth! I am Vaccine Man! The Earth is a single living organism! You filthy humans are nothing but a disease-causing bacteria, eating away at her precious life force! In order to wipe out humanity and the evil civilization built on her surface, the Earth in her infinite wisdom has given birth to ME! You say you do this for fun?! FOR FUN?!?! HOW DARE YOU DEFEND MOTHER EARTH'S APOSTLES WITH SUCH A MINDLESS REASON?! YET WHAT CAN BE EXPECTED FROM A HUMA—
Saitama: (punches Vaccine Man)
Saitama: Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
Vaccine Man: ...you're kidding? What kind of half-assed backstory is that? Mine's far superior! I was formed from the pollution man wrought upon the Earth! I am Vaccine Man! The Earth is a single living organism! You filthy humans are nothing but a disease-causing bacteria, eating away at her precious life force! In order to wipe out humanity and the evil civilization built on her surface, the Earth in her infinite wisdom has given birth to ME! You say you do this for fun?! FOR FUN?!?! HOW DARE YOU DEFEND MOTHER EARTH'S APOSTLES WITH SUCH A MINDLESS REASON?! YET WHAT CAN BE EXPECTED FROM A HUMA—
Saitama: (punches Vaccine Man)
"Impossible! No force is as strong as the Doom Phan—" (vaporized)
— The Doom Phantom, Sailor Moon R (DiC dub)
Comic Books
Supergirl: What happened to Bizarro World, Lex? And what is the Godship?
Bizarro Lex Luthor: Godship am Big Bad. And it came because of me. Me was trying to find worstest way to hurt Bizarro #1, my worstest enemy, so me sent signal into core of the planet, hoping to find someone to come out and help. But signal went opposite direction into space and it attracted—
(gets eaten)
Bizarro Lex Luthor: Godship am Big Bad. And it came because of me. Me was trying to find worstest way to hurt Bizarro #1, my worstest enemy, so me sent signal into core of the planet, hoping to find someone to come out and help. But signal went opposite direction into space and it attracted—
(gets eaten)
"Do you get it, Emma!? That's it! We're over— mmmph-!" (smothered by Insect Queen's bugs)
— Anonymous Doctor, Death & the Family
Alien: Okay, okay, okay. I'll spill my guts! Just don't use his axe on me! Please! What do you wanna— (blasted with an energy beam)
"No! Impossible! You can't beat m—"
— Air Man, Mega Man (Archie Comics) Issue #11
N-now, Suchin, let's not be hasty...! If I ever hurt any of you girls, it was only because— (gunned down)
— Crime Lord, Red Daughter of Krypton
Oh no! I'm too late! The timeline where I go back in time never happened! I'm fading from existence! Now I'll never be able to tell myself that the Principal is secretly— (fades into oblivion)
— Alternate Supergirl, Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade
Fairy Tales
"Sing some more, please, don't stop!" the Fox said. "Hop onto my tongue, I can hear you better."
Little Round Bun jumped onto the Fox's tongue and began to sing:
"I was scraped from the flour-box
And swept from the bin—"
But before it could go on, the Fox opened her mouth and - snap! - she gobbled it up.
Little Round Bun jumped onto the Fox's tongue and began to sing:
"I was scraped from the flour-box
And swept from the bin—"
But before it could go on, the Fox opened her mouth and - snap! - she gobbled it up.
— "Kolobok"
Fan Works
"Goddamnit! Kenji! Come back here! I'll wring that life out of your neck, mark my words! I can't die like this! I can't-" (is blown up by an IED)
"This isn't over!" Uisdean screamed over his shoulder once he'd made a fair distance. "I'll be back! I'll be back to kill you all! Then you'll—" (chomp)
Brainiac's metallic hand was already raised. "The decision for leader is mine," said the robotic being. "But you are correct. We do not need two—"
That was as far as Brainiac got.
A blinding bolt of light shot through his chair and body, melting a great hole in his midsection.
That was as far as Brainiac got.
A blinding bolt of light shot through his chair and body, melting a great hole in his midsection.
"Enough! Pleasantries and names don't matter anymore, soon enough, you're all gonna be dead! We're here to—" (skewered)
— Demon, Opening Dangerous Gates
You won't touch the streamer wrapped above the sea!
You mess with the family, you mess with me!
Paper mugs like you should have stayed as trees,
Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!
Your game's 'boutta end like that, bada-bing!
I'll bash you so hard, your ears will ring!
Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!
Roll out the carpet, hail the Origami-AAGH!
[end card appears on screen]
[Tape bursts through the end card] 'EY! Who told you to roll credits?! What, you think I'm tacky? You think I'm some kind of pointy thingy, here for your amusement? 'Dat's it! Here's your tacky! I got your tacky right here! If 'dat's how you want it, I might as well DISPENSE with the pleasantries! Time to seal the deal!
You mess with the family, you mess with me!
Paper mugs like you should have stayed as trees,
Now you're stuck in my stickup, you can't hide or flee!
Your game's 'boutta end like that, bada-bing!
I'll bash you so hard, your ears will ring!
Puttin' you in sticky situations is my thing!
Roll out the carpet, hail the Origami-AAGH!
[end card appears on screen]
[Tape bursts through the end card] 'EY! Who told you to roll credits?! What, you think I'm tacky? You think I'm some kind of pointy thingy, here for your amusement? 'Dat's it! Here's your tacky! I got your tacky right here! If 'dat's how you want it, I might as well DISPENSE with the pleasantries! Time to seal the deal!
Film — Live-Action
"Oh, no. Motherf—"
— Nick Fury, Avengers: Infinity War, as The Snap happens.
Dryden: Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry. The second is— (Bond shoots him)
Bond: Yes. Considerably.
Bond: Yes. Considerably.
"We're going to pull together and we're gonna find a way to get outta here! First, we're gonna seal off this—!" (gets eaten by the giant shark)
"LOWER YOUR TONE! I may be your—" (neck twisted from Ronan's hammer)
— The Other, Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
"Brand, I don't know what he said to you, but I am taking command of the Endurance. And then we can talk about completing the mission. This is not about my life, or Cooper's life, this is about all Mankind. There is a moment—" (airlock malfunctions)
"It's the Legendary Black Beast of —" (is eaten) "— AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!"
— Brother Maynard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Also, that's literally the name of the beast)
"The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! We only want— AAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!!!"
— Nute Gunray, before being killed by Anakin Skywalker (aka Darth Vader), Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Literature
[Rambo] lined up Teasle in his rifle sights just as Teasle spoke to the man in green. Wouldn't Teasle be surprised to find that in the middle of a word a bullet had gone in and out of his throat. What a joke that would be. He became so fascinated he almost pulled the trigger.
"Many an ancient lord's last words had been 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'"
Live-Action TV
"You thought it was me! Look at you. You're disgusting, you son of a—" (KABOOM!)
— Ellen Nadeer, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
"I uh... I think I'm in the middle of something... There's really no need to—" *BANG*
— Howard Hamlin, Better Call Saul
"You're the smartest guy I ever met... but you're too stupid to see... he made up his mind ten minutes ago. Do what you are gonna—" *BANG*
— Hank Schrader, Breaking Bad
"That was my home and you gave me that right. You allowed me to run. I'd do it all again. All of it, Madison. And you would too, you know you would, cause you understand and you see things—"
— Troy Otto, Fear the Walking Dead
"Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever got a—"
— Kate Todd, just before she got sniped in the head in the NCIS season two finale, "Twilight"
"That's what's stupid, not coming out here, not facing my shit. And it makes me sick that you guys aren't even trying, because you're strong and you're smart and you're both really good people, and if you don't wake (crossbolt strikes her through the eye)... up ... and face your..."
— Denise Cloyd, The Walking Dead (2010)
Tabletop Games
"He'd have to be one hell of a shot to get me from—"
—Last words of Duke Reinhand of Carroburg, Warhammer Fantasy
Video Games
"Nooooo! Wrong side! Tell Mildred I love h..."
— George Ice Cube before falling into a scalding pool and melting, Banjo-Tooie
"We did it though. We got 'em. Pretty good plan. You could say it was the greatest—" [space station explodes]
— Charles Calvin, Completing the Mission, Valiant Hero Ending
Vexen: No! Please don't! I don't want to—
Axel: Goodbye. (snaps his fingers, Vexen is incinerated)
"I'm sorry, Betty. I'm out of ti—" (vanishes from existence)
— Ash Crimson, The King of Fighters XIII
"Goodbye, Trent. --. - . - like this makes - -. happy I'm only an androi—-
[End of Transmission]"
[End of Transmission]"
... ... Nothing strikes you as particularly o- WHAM
— The Witch's House, upon inspecting a grandfather clock on the top floor.
Wilfred Fizzlebang: You are now bound to me, demon!
Lord Jaraxxus: TRIFLING GNOME! YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR UNDOING!
Wilfred Fizzlebang: But I'm in charge he—(is blasted away by Jaraxxus) Rrrk!
— World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Web Original
"I miss Steve. I MISS STE—" (glitches out of existence)
—Tim Cook, The New iPhone is Just Worse
by Dropout
by Dropout"By the way, do you have any of those Senzu—"
—Doctor Gero, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"And hey, if we do make it out of this, please pick up my head and beat your father to death with—"
—Android #16, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"I seem to be dramatically pausing for some—"
— Captain Butch Flowers, Red vs. Blue
Agent South: Oh come on, Wash. What're ya gonna do, sh— (Bang)
Agent Washington: Yes.
Agent Washington: Yes.
— Red vs. Blue Reconstruction: Chapter 6
"[loud cough] WHAT WAS THAT THI—!?"
— Brian Stells, before being killed by Bon, The Walten Files
Benvolio: Why?
'Kay, now this is a run. All we nee-
Western Animation
"No, no! Please, mon cheri! Do not erase me! The void, she is cold and dark and—"
"What's this? Extremely High Voltage! Well, I don't need safety gloves, BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP—" (zap)
— Frank Grimes, The Simpsons
Buenamigo: The Cerritos is under enemy command. Block all communications and destroy it! (no response) Aledo, do you understand? I said attack the Cerritos!
USS Aledo: I don't take orders from you anymore, Father.
Buenamigo: What?! Aledo, deactivate independence!
[Buenamigo's attempts to do this are met with an "ACCESS DENIED" screen]
USS Aledo: I will burn your heart in a fire.
Buenamigo: [panicked] Aledo, stand down! Stand down, I comm—
[The Aledo opens fire, destroying Buenamigo's office and killing him instantly]
USS Aledo: I don't take orders from you anymore, Father.
Buenamigo: What?! Aledo, deactivate independence!
[Buenamigo's attempts to do this are met with an "ACCESS DENIED" screen]
USS Aledo: I will burn your heart in a fire.
Buenamigo: [panicked] Aledo, stand down! Stand down, I comm—
[The Aledo opens fire, destroying Buenamigo's office and killing him instantly]
— Star Trek: Lower Decks, "The Stars At Night"
"They put a paywall on a bomb?! Stupid Feren—" (consumed by a Genesis Wave)
— Nick Locarno, Star Trek: Lower Decks, "Old Friends, New Planets"
"You NEED me! I'm the only one who knows about—"
— Peridot, Steven Universe
Unsorted
"This one belongs to Koshiro Sakana," said the Silver Fish, appearing behind the two Heroes. With that, he lept into the air, the blade of his Daito glowing. "Sakana muda yogen rashii jikan ga kakaru kudaranai tonde kogeki!"
Koshiro's black spiky hair blew about, despite the total lack of wind. "The ultimate attack of the Jikan ga kakaru style! The shining force of a thousand souls, a blade which divides the shadow from the light and causes the mountains to tremble beneath its fury! A flame that consumes the darkness as the breath of Dragons consumes the dry grasses of summer, leaving divine smoke behind in a cloud of holy vapor! The bane of monsters, hope of orphans, thrill of women, and strength of men, bound together by the courage of a master swordsman, wielded against the corruption of the land!"
The Crimson Slash, the Red Death, Duke Tremel, and dozens of soldiers watched the Silver Fish hang in the air, uttering irritating descriptions.
Tremel turned to Reginald. "How long does that usually take?"
"Usually two paragraphs."
"Oh," said the Duke. "In that case..." He began winding his crossbow.
"...as the oceans overwhelm the land...!" Koshiro continued.
Duke Tremel placed a quarrel in his crossbow.
"...from the east to the west in a cataclysmic fury...!"
Duke Tremel aimed his crossbow.
"...in a conflagration seen from the heavens...!"
Duke Tremel fired his crossbow.
"...blasted from the—ghurk!" Koshiro took the crossbow quarrel in the chest and fell to the ground with a heavy thud.
Koshiro's black spiky hair blew about, despite the total lack of wind. "The ultimate attack of the Jikan ga kakaru style! The shining force of a thousand souls, a blade which divides the shadow from the light and causes the mountains to tremble beneath its fury! A flame that consumes the darkness as the breath of Dragons consumes the dry grasses of summer, leaving divine smoke behind in a cloud of holy vapor! The bane of monsters, hope of orphans, thrill of women, and strength of men, bound together by the courage of a master swordsman, wielded against the corruption of the land!"
The Crimson Slash, the Red Death, Duke Tremel, and dozens of soldiers watched the Silver Fish hang in the air, uttering irritating descriptions.
Tremel turned to Reginald. "How long does that usually take?"
"Usually two paragraphs."
"Oh," said the Duke. "In that case..." He began winding his crossbow.
"...as the oceans overwhelm the land...!" Koshiro continued.
Duke Tremel placed a quarrel in his crossbow.
"...from the east to the west in a cataclysmic fury...!"
Duke Tremel aimed his crossbow.
"...in a conflagration seen from the heavens...!"
Duke Tremel fired his crossbow.
"...blasted from the—ghurk!" Koshiro took the crossbow quarrel in the chest and fell to the ground with a heavy thud.
— Hero, Second Class
"There is never enough secu-"
— A car mechanic being crushed by a car, Professional Mode Colorado Kill Everyone Challenge! for Hitman (2016)
for Hitman (2016)"Sir, we're going down, SIR WE ARE GOING DOW..."
— First officer of Airblue Flight 202
