"Steve, shooting a gun is just like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."
—Stan, American Dad!, "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"
Takeda: Let's not do this.
Jacqui: Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?
Takeda: Okay, let's do this!
Kitana: Remember the first time we met?
Liu Kang: Heheheh... You tried to kill me.
Kitana: Let's recreate that scene.
"It was impossible not to see that the love scenes were filmed like murder scenes, and the murder scenes like love scenes... It occurred to me that in Hitchcock's cinema... to make love and to die are one and the same."
Okay dude, I just-I just finished so I'm gonna need like five minutes over here to recharge- (Punched in the face) Nevermind, we're back in business!"
—Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
"I know, I have to get away from that bad boy thing. There's no good there. But I can't help thinking — isn't that where the fire comes from? Can a nice, safe relationship be that intense? I know it's nuts, but... part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting. [vampire leaps out at Buffy; she stakes him without pause] I wonder where I get that from?"
—Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Something Blue
Fitz: What is death, Panhandle?
Penhaligon: The finest aphrodisiac in the world, Dr Fitzgerald.
Penhaligon: The finest aphrodisiac in the world, Dr Fitzgerald.
Satan Girl was in a state of excitement that was almost sexual arousal. Her mouth was open and she was sucking in breath, probably trying to curse and not being able to get words out, her hate being so strong. Her lips twitched with the effort. Her arm was raised and it was coming forward so quickly a corona of air friction formed about it.
Kara's arm blocked it, parried, as her other hand smashed hard into Satan Girl's mouth.
No more time for reflection. No time for analysis. The battle was on.
Kara's arm blocked it, parried, as her other hand smashed hard into Satan Girl's mouth.
No more time for reflection. No time for analysis. The battle was on.
Lingerie does nothin' for me
But smackin' bad guys makes me horny
But smackin' bad guys makes me horny
Tócame de primera veznote
Mátame una y otra veznote
Ámame y átame y dególlamenote
Búscame y penétrame y devóramenote
Mátame una y otra veznote
Ámame y átame y dególlamenote
Búscame y penétrame y devóramenote
— Arca, "Desafío"
Nu-13: Welcome! ...Did you come to kill me again?
Ragna: I didn't come to kill you. I came to 'destroy' you.
Nu-13: Those are one and the same. You know, it hurt so much last time! When you lashed out at me, I thought I was a goner!
Ragna: Shut up.
Nu-13: But Ragna… Didn't it feel wonderful?...
Ragna: Shut up!
Nu-13: You knew what you were doing that time.
Ragna: I told you to shut up!
Nu-13: You were smiling! (…) That's ok, Ragna… We can go at it... until the end of time! You know I'd do anything for you, Ragna! Because I'm yours, Ragna. I'm the only one that can satisfy you, Ragna… Yeah, I'm the only one.
Ragna: (Draws sword) Bitch...
Nu-13: (Activates Murakumo) Come, Ragna… Let me put my arms around you.
Ragna: I didn't come to kill you. I came to 'destroy' you.
Nu-13: Those are one and the same. You know, it hurt so much last time! When you lashed out at me, I thought I was a goner!
Ragna: Shut up.
Nu-13: But Ragna… Didn't it feel wonderful?...
Ragna: Shut up!
Nu-13: You knew what you were doing that time.
Ragna: I told you to shut up!
Nu-13: You were smiling! (…) That's ok, Ragna… We can go at it... until the end of time! You know I'd do anything for you, Ragna! Because I'm yours, Ragna. I'm the only one that can satisfy you, Ragna… Yeah, I'm the only one.
Ragna: (Draws sword) Bitch...
Nu-13: (Activates Murakumo) Come, Ragna… Let me put my arms around you.
"Kill! Then love! When you have known that, you will have known ecstasy!"
—Count Zaroff, The Most Dangerous Game
[...] shooting at a full-powered Birdman this late in the story is like throwing a teddy bear into an orgy. Maybe it only bounces off, but it’s more likely you’re about to see a soft, helpless thing get destroyed by a lunatic’s violent penetration.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence, the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!"
Sexcuse me!
But what good is all the violence in the world
Unless it is tempered with limitless sex?
Bring on the limitless sex objects
And allow me, sexecutioner (genius)
To sexsplain the seriousness of this subject!
Now If you would all attend my words
You see,
IM A NAUGHTY FELLOW!
In fact, I'm certainly not too very mellow!
I've come to this place to rearrange your FACE!!!
— GWAR, "Sexecutioner"
