- Superman vs Superman
: I saved this world! Superman
: Now I'll save it from you.
: You just don't get it. Superman
: You're right, I don't!
: Pride is a deadly sin. Regime Superman
: So is foolishness!
: Stay away from my world! Regime Superman
: You have something I want!
- Batman vs Batman
: You're good. Batman
: You expected otherwise?
Batman: Comin' at ya!
Insurgency Batman: Ready and waiting!
- Superman vs Batman
: If it's a fight you want... Superman
: It never is.
: Don't underestimate me. Superman
: Wouldn't dream of it.
: You know you can't beat me! Batman
: Never say never.
: You're over-matched. Batman
: Prove it.
: Quite a mismatch. Batman
: I'll go easy on you.
: I'm here to help you! Insurgency Batman
: I've heard that before.
: You disappoint me, Bruce! Batman
: Because I'm not a killer?
: You'll regret the day you– Batman
: Just shut up and fight.
: Insurgency dies with you! Insurgency Batman
: If you can kill me.
: Strength isn't everything. Regime Superman
: It's enough!
Insurgency Batman: It's called fear, Clark.
Regime Superman: Crawl back to your cave!
- Superman vs Wonder Woman
: Don't hold back, Kal. Superman
: If I don't, you're dead.
: You've met your match, Kal. Superman
: Hate to disagree with you.
: I've got you, Diana! Wonder Woman
: Sorry to disappoint.
: You dare
?! Wonder Woman
: I do.
: Last chance to join us! Wonder Woman
: Not you, not ever.
: Even you must know limits. Regime Superman
: But who can impose them?
: Our Diana fights for justice! Regime Wonder Woman
: Victory is justice!
Regime Wonder Woman
: Why do this, Kal? Regime Superman
: I trust no one!
Regime Superman: You meant something to me!
Regime Wonder Woman: I don't believe you.
- Superman vs Doomsday
: YOU WILL DIE. Superman
: You only get to kill me once!
: NONE CAN STOP ME. Superman
: I have before.
: I will end you! Doomsday
: NO ESCAPING FATE!
: You're too dangerous to live! Doomsday
: KILL ME IF YOU CAN!
Regime Doomsday: NOT YOUR SLAVE.
Regime Superman: No, you're my dead slave.
- Superman vs Solomon Grundy
: Grundy crush Cape Man! Superman
: I doubt that.
: Calm yourself, Grundy! Grundy
: Cape Man scared!
- Batman vs Joker
: Smile! Batman
: (deadpan) I am smiling.
: Funny meeting you here. Batman
: Shut it, clown!
: This ends with you in jail. Joker
: Not a chance, Underpants!
: Back to Arkham. Joker
: I think not.
Batman: It's over, clown!
Joker: Not yet!
- Batman vs Harley Quinn
: You're scary when you're mad! Batman
: That's the idea.
: Let's dance, Bats! Batman
: The song is over.
: Psychopaths like you–! Harley
: Don't get your tights in a bunch! / Blah, blah, blah!
: Sending you home. Harley
: You bat types are no fun!
Batman: Give it up, Harley!
Harley: And miss all the fun?
- Batman vs Catwoman
: The gloves are off! Catwoman
: And the claws are out!
: Enough, Selina! Catwoman
: Not yet, handsome!
Batman: Taking you down, Selina!
Catwoman: Can't wait!
- Batman vs Solomon Grundy
: Grundy hate bats! Batman
: I figured that out.
: Grundy no fear Bat! Batman
: Grundy not that bright!
Batman: Overgrown gorilla!
Grundy: Me Grundy, not Grodd!
- Batman vs Cyborg
: Shutting you down, Bats! Batman
: Interesting choice of words.
: I can hurt you. Cyborg
: For the record, you're scary.
Regime Cyborg: This is a criminal act!
Insurgency Batman: Talk to my lawyer!
- Green Arrow vs Killer Frost
: You ever shut up? Green Arrow
: Every other Tuesday.
: How 'bout some frostbite? Green Arrow
: I got something you could bite.
: You hittin' on me? Killer Frost
: More like pounding. / Shut up!
: How's your sister Hoar
? Killer Frost
: You are so
- Flash vs Green Arrow
: I can hit a moving target. Flash
: This one hits back!
: Not a hair on my head. Flash
: I just shaved your head!
: Really wanna do this? Green Arrow
: Not bad, Robin Hood! Green Arrow
: Thanks, Union Suit.
: Can't fight what ya can't catch! Green Arrow
: Catch this!
- Nightwing vs Catwoman
: Still living in Batman's shadow? Nightwing
: Still using a litter box?
: Batman's little pup. Nightwing
: Watch it, I bite!
: Down, kitty! Catwoman
: Bad boy!
: I think you got issues. Catwoman
: Think your way out of this!
: Not bad for an old lady. Regime Catwoman
: I'll show you old!
Regime Nightwing: Think you can survive this?
Regime Catwoman: I always land on my feet!
- Nightwing vs The Joker
: Liked you better as Robin. Nightwing
: Liked you better in Arkham.
: So young, so serious. Nightwing
: I'm laughin' on the inside.
: Circus is leaving town. Joker
: Still one more show.
: Let's wrap this up, Joker. Joker
: Past your bedtime?
: You're in trouble. Joker
: Is your mommy here?
- Harley Quinn vs. Nightwing
: You fight like my grandma! Nightwing (laughing)
: You fought your grandma?
: Let's get crazy! Nightwing
: Sweetheart, you're already there!
: Kinda hot for a psychotic. Harley
: Charmed, I'm sure.
Nightwing: This is the end.
Harley: Of ya face!
- Catwoman vs Harley Quinn
: Girls night out! Catwoman
: If that's what you wanna call it!
Harley Quinn: I like a good catfight!
Catwoman: You won't like this one!
- Aquaman vs Aquaman
: You disgrace Atlantis! Regime Aquaman
: By saving it?
: What would you have me do? Aquaman
: Yield! It's what you do!
Aquaman: I'm the true king!
Regime Aquaman: Wrong, imposter!
- Deathstroke vs Nightwing
: You're no Batman. Nightwing
: Close enough to handle you.
: Time to clip your wings. Nightwing
: Bring it, Slade!
: Gimme your best, Slade! Deathstroke
: You couldn't handle it!
: Think you're Batman? Regime Nightwing
: I'm the upgrade.
: Thought you were fast, Slade. Insurgency Deathstroke
: Oh, I am
Regime Nightwing: Gettin' old, Slade.
Insurgency Deathstroke: Child.
- Green Arrow vs Superman
: Faster than a speeding arrow? Superman
: Let's find out.
You're insane. Regime Superman
: I'm not the one fighting Superman!
: Just another criminal. Green Arrow
: Just another politician.
Regime Superman: Arrows!? Against me!?
Green Arrow: Arrows, against you. / I have to try.
- Superman vs Aquaman
: You lose, Arthur! Aquaman
: Never to you, Clark!
: I can match your strength. Superman
: What makes you think you'll win? Superman
: I'm Superman.
: I will subdue the surface world! Superman
: Atlantis needs a better king.
Regime Superman: Back to the sea, traitor!
Regime Aquaman: Not just yet!
- Batman vs Aquaman
: I am the pride of Atlantis! Batman
: I'll hurt more than your pride.
: The calm before the storm. Aquaman
: And here's the storm!
Regime Aquaman: No more insurgency.
Insurgency Batman: That's what you think.
- Aquaman vs Wonder Woman
: Poseidon abandons you! Aquaman
: Don't need his help here!
: Stand down, sea king. Aquaman
: Back to Themyscira!
: Atlanteans are superior! Wonder Woman
: Not to Amazons!
Aquaman: Run back to Superman!
Regime Wonder Woman: Run from you?
- Wonder Woman vs Ares
: Expected more from you, Ares. Ares
: You shall have it.
: This war is over. Ares
: Athena's rag doll!
: Foolish girl! Wonder Woman
: Guard your tongue!
: You dishonor the gods! Wonder Woman
: Do gods feel pain?
Ares: Impressive, but inadequate!
Wonder Woman: We'll see, war god.
- Joker vs Bane
: Die, payaso
: Someone needs a hug. / Lighten up, big boy!
Bane: You will crawl before me!
Joker: No, no, you first.
- Green Lantern vs Yellow Lantern
: I'll teach you fear! Green Lantern
: I'm a bad student.
- Green Lantern vs Green Arrow
: Why are we fighting? Green Lantern
: You started it.
: Nice target on your chest. Green Lantern
: Still have to hit it.
: Don't even need the Ring! Green Arrow
: Don't get cocky, Hal. / Can I borrow it?
Green Lantern: Got no chance, Ollie!
Green Arrow: Aw, sure you do.
- Green Lantern vs Aquaman
: That your best, Arthur? Aquaman
: Not even close.
: I'll win any contest of wills! Green Lantern
: For you, it's a contest of won'ts! / Man
, what an ego.
Aquaman: The sea will drown your light!
Green Lantern: It's too bright for that.
- Joker vs Catwoman
: Watch yourself, gargoyle. Joker
: Here, kitty kitty!
: You've no chance against me. Joker
: Do I have a chance with
: Shame we never hooked up. Catwoman
: I'll hook you up!
: Going my way? Catwoman
: Go to hell by yourself!
Joker: I always thought we had chemistry.
Catwoman: Think again!
- Deathstroke vs Cyborg
: You're only half a man. Cyborg
: You "Deathstroke" or "Deathwish"? / And you're pure scum!
: You won't win, Slade! Deathstroke
: Will if they pay me enough.
: Thinking too much, junior? Cyborg
: Got you figured out!
: Let's go, robot! Cyborg
: Ready, grandpa!
Cyborg: Know what's next, genius?
Insurgency Deathstroke: Your humiliating defeat!
- Deathstroke vs Raven
: I thought you were a pacifist. Raven
: You forced my hand.
: I feel your doubts. Deathstroke
: Feel this, demon!
: You will know fear! Insurgency Deathstroke
: To know fear is to kill it!
Insurgency Deathstroke: You're done, Raven!
Raven: Bold words from a weak man!
- Joker vs Harley Quinn
: Hit me, baby! Harley Quinn
: With pleasure, hon!
: You always hurt the ones you love. Harley Quinn
: Thanks, I guess.
: Puddin', how could you? Joker
: It's simple, really. Like this! / Stop calling me that!
: I thought you loved me! Joker
: We need to talk.
: Had it with your abuse! Joker
: Mere love taps.
Regime Joker: Your death do us part!
Insurgency Harley Quinn: Hit the clown, win a prize!
- Batman vs Bane
: Low on Venom? Bane
: You'll see.
: You're going down, Bane. Bane
: Are you a betting man?
: I will break the Bat. Batman
: I don't break easy.
Bane: I am your equal!
- Batman vs Deathstroke
: You'll have to kill me. Batman
: Not bad, mercenary. Insurgency Deathstroke
: I'm the best.
Insurgency Deathstroke: I know your every move.
Batman: It won't help you.
- Superman vs Joker
: Temper, temper! Superman
: No temperance with you.
: Not funny, Joker! Joker
: Gotta wait for the punch line.
: Picked the wrong day for this! Joker
: How's next Thursday?
Insurgency Joker: Hi, Councilor!
Regime Superman: Time to kill you again!
- Joker vs Insurgency Joker
: You look familiar. Joker
: As do you.
: Hello, handsome. Joker
: Nice seeing you.
: Got a joke for you. Insurgency Joker
: I've probably heard it.
Joker: I like your style.
Insurgency Joker: And I yours, sir.
- Shazam vs Black Adam
: Show me, boy! Shazam
: You asked for it!
: You are a child! Shazam
: I'll still kick your butt!
: The wizard erred picking you! Shazam
: Shows what you know! / Not a chance, Adam!
: I have the strength of Hercules! Black Adam
: And I the strength of Amon!
Shazam: You abused your power!
Black Adam: Silence, boy!
- Superman vs Black Adam
: My power equals yours! Superman
: No one's does.
: I will defeat you with magic! Superman
: And a lot of wishing!
Superman: Evil never wins!
Black Adam: Control is not evil!
- Flash vs Green Lantern
: I'm faster than light! Green Lantern
: Not this
: Need a break? Green Lantern
: Got ya right where I want ya!
: Stop right there, Barry. Flash
: Green light means "go!"
Green Lantern: Good workout, huh?
Flash: Save your breath, you'll need it!
- Flash vs Aquaman
: Catch of the day. Aquaman
: Your mouth runs faster than you.
: You're not so quick, Barry. Flash
: I'm just warming up.
Aquaman: Speed alone doesn't cut it.
Flash: Let's find out.
- Flash vs Superman
: Speed isn't enough! Flash
: Well, there's also my looks and my charm. / That's what slow people say!
: Ready, Big Blue? Superman
: Always ready!
: You're a lunatic! Regime Superman
: And you're a dead man!
Regime Superman: When I catch you, it'll hurt.
Regime Flash: Well, then you won't catch me.
- Flash vs Killer Frost
: I know your weakness. Flash
: Won't help you. / Romantic comedies? / Chocolate cake?
: You ain't so fast. Flash
: You ain't so cool!
: A slow, cold death for you! Flash
: I don't do slow!
: You're no Captain Cold. Killer Frost
: Thank goodness for that. / I outrank him.
Flash: Admiring the view?
Killer Frost: Don't flatter yourself!
- Green Lantern vs Sinestro
: Human scum! Green Lantern
: Evil and
: Like the Guardians, you're inept! Green Lantern
: Still mad they booted you?
: Let's go, Sinestro! Sinestro
: I'm here, Jordan.
Green Lantern: To think we were friends.
Sinestro: One of my few mistakes!
- Cyborg vs Cyborg
: Playing for the wrong team! Cyborg
: Thanks for the tip, coach!
: Had enough? Cyborg
: Ready for seconds!
Cyborg: You're on the wrong side of this.
Regime Cyborg: Keep thinking that.
- Aquaman vs Ares
: You're not invincible! Ares
: Actually, I am.
: A fish out of water. Aquaman
: You're out of your league!
- Wonder Woman vs Wonder Woman
Regime Wonder Woman
: You wish Amazons to be weak! Wonder Woman
: There is strength in discretion.
: You dishonor the Amazons! Regime Wonder Woman
: Don't lecture me, impostor!
Wonder Woman: I know you doubt yourself.
Regime Womder Woman: Do not presume to know me.
- Green Lantern vs Solomon Grundy
: Back to the swamp, Grundy. Solomon Grundy
: Grundy drown you in it!
Solomon Grundy: Lights not hurt Grundy!
Green Lantern: Maybe this will.
- Batman vs Nightwing
: Go back to Blüdhaven. Nightwing
: I'm busy at the moment.
: Don't make me angry. Nightwing
: When aren't
: Still got it, Bruce! Batman
: Glad you noticed.
: Wanna order Chinese later? Batman
: Focus, Dick.
: You disappoint me. Regime Nightwing
: Feeling's mutual!
: You're on the losing side. Regime Nightwing
: Can't be if I'm on it!
: Another criminal Batman. Batman
: One messed up kid.
: I'm younger and
faster! Insurgency Batman
: You're not me. / And a murderer!
- Superman vs Shazam
: I have the power of magic! Superman
: It's not enough!
: Enough hero worship! Superman
: This isn't a better choice!
: Doesn't need to be like this! Shazam
: Then back off!
Regime Superman: No room for boys in this war!
Regime Shazam: I'm no boy!
- Green Arrow vs Solomon Grundy
: Slow, stupid, and ugly. Solomon Grundy
: Grundy not slow!
: Grundy! Say "Fire bad!" Solomon Grundy
: You not funny! / ...Fire is bad.
: Arrow Man no hurt Grundy! Green Arrow
: Arrow Man yes
Solomon Grundy: Puny arrows no hurt!
Green Arrow: So I'll use the non-puny ones!
- Green Arrow vs Sinestro
: Annoying little gnat! Green Arrow
: Grow a real mustache. / No wonder Hal hates you. / Need some ice? Your head's swollen.
: You're done, Green Arrow! Green Arrow
: Think again, forehead.
: You fight with a toy! Green Arrow
: You fight with jewelry.
: You're gonna eat that ring! Sinestro
: Quite pathetic, Green Arrow.
Green Arrow: What, no yellow helmet?
Sinestro: You fail to amuse.
- Green Lantern vs Hawkgirl
: You know how this ends. Hawkgirl
: Enlighten me. / Nice ring. I have a mace.
: Heads up, Jordan! Green Lantern
: Up, and lookin' at you!
Hawkgirl: Got a bracelet to match that ring?
Green Lantern: Man, you're annoying!
- Batman vs Hawkgirl
: Stop wasting my time. Hawkgirl
: Don't mess with me, Bats. / Down to business, then.
: A bat that can't fly. Insurgency Batman
: I'll still ground you.
Regime Hawkgirl: Hope this doesn't hurt too bad.
Insurgency Batman: Thanks for caring.
- Green Arrow vs Hawkgirl
: Pray for mercy. Green Arrow
: Why, you gonna sing?
: You got a real problem, lady. Regime Hawkgirl
: Yeah, I'm looking at it!
Green Arrow: Ready for some serious pain?
Regime Hawkgirl: Bring it, arrow boy!
- Hawkgirl vs Solomon Grundy
: Thought Birdnose was friend! Hawkgirl
: Think again!
: Bird girl make Grundy mad! Hawkgirl
: Big surprise!
- Hawkgirl vs Lex Luthor
: I could use that belt. Hawkgirl
: Or a breath mint.
: You look like a chicken. Hawkgirl
: And you look like an egg.
Hawkgirl: You're no warrior!
Lex Luthor I'm more than that!
- Wonder Woman vs Hawkgirl
: That all you got, Diana? Wonder Woman
: It's not over yet!
: Through playing, princess. Wonder Woman
: Good, I hate games.
- Superman vs Lex Luthor
: You won't win, Lex! Lex Luthor
: I only have to once!
: You betrayed me! Insurgency Lex Luthor
betrayed mankind! / You forced my hand!
: You die today, Luthor! Insurgency Lex Luthor
: One of us will!
Insurgency Lex Luthor: I'm the hero this time!
Regime Superman: You're a traitor!
- The Joker vs Lex Luthor
: You're not laughing. Lex Luthor
: You're not dying. / Your jokes are stale.
: Your little jumpsuit okay? Lex Luthor
: Your humor eludes me.
Lex Luthor: Laugh at this!
Joker: You're the joke, Lexy.
- Nightwing vs Raven
: Don't push it, Dick Grayson! Nightwing
: That's what I do!
: Stay out of my head! Raven
: I can read your misgivings.
: You're gonna feel this! Raven
: Your anger makes you careless.
Regime Raven: You will feel pain!
Regime Nightwing: I can take it.
- Nightwing vs Cyborg
: Nice moves, Vic. Cyborg
: I'm still warming up!
: This isn't just practice, Dick. Nightwing
: It never is.
: Think you can handle this? Nightwing
: Whatever it takes.
: Looking forward to this. Cyborg
: Well, step on up.
: Feeling a little rusty? Cyborg
: I don't get rusty.
Cyborg: Little man.
Regime Nightwing: More man than you.
- Cyborg vs Raven
: I'm in no mood, Victor! Cyborg
: Too much Trigon for breakfast?
: Lights out, birdie! Raven
: I'm quite at home in the dark!
Regime Cyborg: You're finished, witch!
Regime Raven: Finished with you, Victor!
- Wonder Woman vs Lex Luthor
: You embody the worst in men! Lex Luthor
: You ain't seen nothing yet!
: You're not right, Luthor. Lex Luthor
: I'm always right.
- Bane vs Nightwing
Bane: Like father, like son.
Nightwing: I'm adopted.
- Batman vs Raven
: How's daddy? Raven
: Let's go see him.
: No more terrorism. Insurgency Batman
Regime Raven: Do you know the trouble you've found?
Insurgency Batman: I'm sure you'll tell me.
- Solomon Grundy vs Solomon Grundy
Solomon Grundy: Grundy think you handsome!
Regime Solomon Grundy: So does Grundy!
- Batman vs Lobo
: I'll kill you, Bat
: Dream on!
: Let's go, Bat-guano! Batman
: Your choice.
: Wrong move. Lobo
: I never move wrong!
Batman: You're making it easy.
Lobo: I am quite the giver. / I've simplified the maiming process.
- Superman vs Lobo
: Don't have to do this. Lobo
: I want an "I killed Supes" T-shirt!
: You make me sick! Lobo
: That's only 'cuz you know me! / Got the cure right here!
: You got my colon all riled up! Superman
: Thought I felt a draft.
Lobo: Admit I'm the coolest!
Superman: Time to thaw you out!
- Batgirl vs The Joker
Batgirl (voice dripping with fury and disgust)
: Gonna send you to Hell! Joker
: Aah, it's overrated!
: Do your worst, Joker! Joker
: It's what I'm best at.
: Shall we play, Batgirl? Batgirl
: I play rough!
Joker: Careful not to miss me!
Batgirl: I won't, nobody will!
- Batgirl vs Batman
: I told Jim
I'd protect you! Batgirl
: I've had enough, Barbara! Batgirl
: You're about to have more than enough!
: Admit I'm a great student! Batman
: Lesson one's humility.
Batgirl: Should I be taking notes?
- Batgirl vs Catwoman
: Aren't you the cat's pajamas? Batgirl
: Think you're wearing them.
: It's on now, kitty-cat. Catwoman
: So it was off before?
: I thought you were on our
: I'm on my side.
- Batgirl vs Nightwing
: You always this slow? Nightwing
: Easy, Babs.
: Look alive, Richard! Nightwing
: Alive and kicking, Ms. Gordon.
Nightwing: I'm not even trying.
Batgirl: Whatever, Nightstick. / You're still black and blue!
- Superman vs. Scorpion
: I've been planning this! Scorpion
: Plans fail.
: You will join me in Hell! Superman
: I'm not going anywhere.
- Batman vs. Scorpion
: You are no Sub-Zero! Batman
: I'm Batman.
: You cannot harm me! Batman
: Apparently, I can.
: I know your moves. Scorpion
: As if that matters.
Batman: I can stop you.
Scorpion: You may try.
- Superman vs. General Zod
: Back to the Phantom Zone! Zod
: Never again!
: You fail, son of Jor-El. Superman
: Arrogant as always.
Regime Superman: Earth is mine, Zod!
Zod: Not for long!
- Martian Manhunter vs. Superman
: I don't wanna do this, but… Martian Manhunter
: Then don't.
: Someone has to stop you. Regime Superman
: Won't be you.
would not approve. Regime Superman
: Lois will be mine again!
Regime Superman: You can't fight me.
Martian Manhunter: Isn't that what I'm doing?
- Martian Manhunter vs. Green Lantern
: What happens next? Green Lantern
: I suggest you surrender.
: Your anger management's improved. Green Lantern
: It's much better.
Green Lantern: You don't scare me!
Martian Manhunter: I haven't tried yet.
- Zatanna vs. Batman
: I can hurt you. Zatanna
: You say the sweetest things. / A girl can crush on you.
: This exercise is over. Zatanna
: Not 'til I say so!
: Break for smoothies? Batman
: Don't count on it,
- Zatanna vs. Flash
: Calm down, mister! Flash
: But I'm all warmed up!
: Hope you know your blood type. Flash
: Are you insane?
Flash: I don't wanna fight you.
Zatanna: Little late for that!