TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow
TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves
CT: D —> Yes
"I would remind you that [Yuna's] current protectors are armed with a volley ball and a stuffed animal."
Edward Van Helgen: Choose your weapon.
Guybrush: I choose the banjo.
Edward Van Helgen: I accept.
Guybrush: ...You do?
I'm not usually one for bragging, but some things just have to be made known: I just stabbed someone with hot mashed potatoes. Bow taken.
— Johnny C.'s Twitter
Roxas, that's a stick.
— Xion, Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
"Don't try to stop me! I've got gold statuettes and I am not afraid to use them!"
— Heather, Total Drama Revenge of the Island, "Up, Up And Away In My Pitiful Balloon"
Juan: "What are you doing with that?"
Michael: "I'm gonna fight them off."
Juan: "With a hand towel?!"
Michael: "Why? Do you have a gun?"
"This umbrella works wonders for murdering"
— Kirby, Sonic For Hire