History Quotes / ImprobableWeaponUser

16th Jan '18 11:44:48 PM infernape612
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-->'''''Series/BurnNotice'''''

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-->'''''Series/BurnNotice'''''
-->--''Series/BurnNotice''



-->--'''Your Dossier''',''Videogame/AlphaProtocol''

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-->--'''Your Dossier''',''Videogame/AlphaProtocol''
Dossier''', ''Videogame/AlphaProtocol''
16th Jan '18 11:44:19 PM infernape612
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-->-- '''Xion, VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'''

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-->-- '''Xion, VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'''
'''Xion''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2''
16th Jan '18 11:42:58 PM infernape612
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-->-- '''''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'''''

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-->-- '''''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'''''
''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''



->''"[[KneelBeforeZod Kneel before]]'' [[KneelBeforeZod GRODD!]] ''You have walked into my ambush! And i have brought my biggest combat spoon -- to eat your tasty'' [[BrainFood brains]]!!!''"''

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->''"[[KneelBeforeZod Kneel before]]'' [[KneelBeforeZod GRODD!]] ''You have walked into my ambush! And i I have brought my biggest combat spoon -- to eat your tasty'' [[BrainFood brains]]!!!''"''
16th Jan '18 11:42:27 PM infernape612
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->[[color:#e00707:TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow ]]
->[[color:#e00707:TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves ]]
->[[color:#000056:CT: D --> Yes]]

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->[[color:#e00707:TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow ]]
->[[color:#e00707:TG:
bow]]\\
[[color:#e00707:TG:
did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves ]]
->[[color:#000056:CT:
halves]]\\
[[color:#000056:CT:
D --> Yes]]



-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' on '''''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'''''

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-->-- '''''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''''' '''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' on '''''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'''''
''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''



-->-- ''PlantsVsZombiesGardenWarfare''

-> '''Edward Van Helgen:''' Choose your [dueling] weapon.
-> '''Guybrush:''' I choose the banjo.
-> '''Edward Van Helgen:''' I accept.
-> '''Guybrush:''' ...You do?

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-->-- ''PlantsVsZombiesGardenWarfare''

-> '''Edward
''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombiesGardenWarfare''

->'''Edward
Van Helgen:''' Choose your [dueling] weapon.
->
weapon.\\
'''Guybrush:''' I choose the banjo.
->
banjo.\\
'''Edward Van Helgen:''' I accept.
->
accept.\\
'''Guybrush:''' ...You do?



->'''Juan:''' "What are you doing with that?" \\
'''Michael:''' "I'm gonna fight them off."
->'''Juan:''' "With a hand towel?!" \\
'''Michael:''' "Why? Do you have a gun?"

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->'''Juan:''' "What What are you doing with that?" \\
that?\\
'''Michael:''' "I'm I'm gonna fight them off."
->'''Juan:''' "With
\\
'''Juan:''' With
a hand towel?!" \\
towel?!\\
'''Michael:''' "Why? Why? Do you have a gun?"gun?



->"This umbrella works wonders for murdering"

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->"This umbrella works wonders for murdering"murdering."



->Godot weighed a second mug in his hand. "Stand away from the witness," he said sternly. "Coffee should not be wasted. Especially as this is my seventeenth mug of the case --"
->With a scream of, "Die, Mia Fey, die!" [[spoiler:Dahlia]] wrenched the zanpakutou from Tousen's waist and leapt at the defense attorneys.
->Godot's second mug took her in the back of the head, and she went down like a ton of bricks.

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->Godot weighed a second mug in his hand. "Stand away from the witness," he said sternly. "Coffee should not be wasted. Especially as this is my seventeenth mug of the case --"
->With
--"\\
With
a scream of, "Die, Mia Fey, die!" [[spoiler:Dahlia]] wrenched the zanpakutou from Tousen's waist and leapt at the defense attorneys.
->Godot's
attorneys.\\
Godot's
second mug took her in the back of the head, and she went down like a ton of bricks.


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->'''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening "Marth"]]:''' It's time to move out, Heroes. The fate of [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates this world]] rests upon your shoulders.\\
'''Corrin:''' You can count on us. We'll give it all we've got!\\
'''"Marth":''' There's no doubt in my mind. But... I must ask... What do you intend to use as weapons?\\
'''Azura:''' Well, I shall smack my foes with this hagoita[[note]]basically a Japanese ping-pong paddle[[/note]].\\
'''Takumi:''' And I shall toss this mochi[[note]]cups of soup[[/note]] at mine.\\
'''Camilla:''' My enemies shall be poked repeatedly with this kadomatsu[[note]]a couple of bamboo sticks tied together[[/note]].\\
'''Corrin:''' And mine shall recoil in fear at the mere sight of Hama Ya.\\
'''"Marth":''' I...see... Perhaps I haven't made the severity of the situation clear. The fate of this world rests upon your--\\
'''Takumi:''' [[JustifiedTrope Well, we were in the middle of preparing for our first shrine trip of the new year when this all happened. Were you expecting us to be armed to the teeth with real weapons of war?]]\\
'''Azura:''' Don't worry. If I can wield a pine branch as a weapon and emerge victorious, I'm sure these will serve. The weapons matter not as long as we give it our all! Now let's go save this world.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes''
10th Jun '17 6:04:44 AM HeyFella
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-> ''"Like her husband, Tika had fought against the Dragon Highlords in the War of the Lance, some forty years ago. Unlike Caramon, however, she'd never trained as a warrior, relying instead on the art of bashing opponents with whatever heavy, blunt object was available."''

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-> ''"Like ->''"Like her husband, Tika had fought against the Dragon Highlords in the War of the Lance, some forty years ago. Unlike Caramon, however, she'd never trained as a warrior, relying instead on the art of bashing opponents with whatever heavy, blunt object was available."''



-> ''I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.''

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-> ''I ->''I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.''


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->''"[[KneelBeforeZod Kneel before]]'' [[KneelBeforeZod GRODD!]] ''You have walked into my ambush! And i have brought my biggest combat spoon -- to eat your tasty'' [[BrainFood brains]]!!!''"''
-->-- '''Gorilla Grodd''', ''Action Comics #893''
6th Apr '17 4:27:29 AM mariofan1000
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-> ''I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.''
-->--'''Viggo''', ''Film/JohnWick''
18th Jan '17 1:39:11 PM TotemicHero
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-> ''"Like her husband, Tika had fought against the Dragon Highlords in the War of the Lance, some forty years ago. Unlike Caramon, however, she'd never trained as a warrior, relying instead on the art of bashing opponents with whatever heavy, blunt object was available."''
-->--''[[Literature/{{Dragonlance}} Dezra's Quest]]''
28th Aug '16 10:36:32 AM Lopiny
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->''"Nevertheless, dates when [[BewareTheSillyOnes Heck]] claims to have been engaged in operational activity coincide with reports of unusual causes of death at the Taipei morgue, including a man with known Triad affiliations found with the chassis of a ten-speed mountain bike driven through his torso and a Vatican Intelligence agent with his airway obstructed by 17 communion wafers."''
-->--'''Your Dossier''',''Videogame/AlphaProtocol''
17th May '14 11:53:32 PM Argon2
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->Godot weighed a second mug in his hand. "Stand away from the witness," he said sternly. "Coffee should not be wasted. Especially as this is my seventeenth mug of the case --"
->With a scream of, "Die, Mia Fey, die!" [[spoiler:Dahlia]] wrenched the zanpakutou from Tousen's waist and leapt at the defense attorneys.
->Godot's second mug took her in the back of the head, and she went down like a ton of bricks.
-->-- ''[[http://31-days.livejournal.com/1648484.html Order in the Court]]'', a ''Franchise/PhoenixWright / Manga/{{Bleach}}'' crossover fic
9th Mar '14 3:39:28 PM Pikazilla
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->Put down the shotgun. Pick up a dolphin!!
-->-- ''PlantsVsZombiesGardenWarfare''
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