Was like loving the dead.
Was like fucking the dead!
— Type O Negative, "Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)"
There's no pain and there's no pressure
No verbal humiliation
There's no fear, there's no shame
There's no pulse, so is it so strange?
— Voltaire, "Dead Girls"
Shao Kahn: Honey, I'll get it in a moment.
Sindel(over phone): Actually, I was joking around. We've got an actual crisis.
Shao Kahn: Are the Saurians invading or something?
Sindel(over phone): Kitana's dating.
Shao Kahn: That's not really a crisis.
Sindel(over phone): It's Kang.
Shao Kahn: ...Please tell me that Raiden or Nightwolf at least fully resurrected him fi-
Sindel(over phone): ...Nope.
Shao Kahn: *gives the most squicked-out face imaginable*
Thief: Smells like paint thinner.
Black Mage: Might not be.
Thief: You know, she could die if she drinks this.
Black Mage: The way I see it, the body takes a while to cool. So either way, I get what I want.
Red Mage: That... may be the worst thing you have ever said.