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Quotes: I Love the Dead
There's no pain and there's no pressure
No verbal humiliation
There's no fear, there's no shame
There's no pulse, so is it so strange?
Voltaire, Dead Girls

Shao Kahn: Honey, I'll get it in a moment.
Sindel(over phone): Actually, I was joking around. We've got an actual crisis.
Shao Kahn: Are the Saurians invading or something?
Sindel(over phone): Kitana's dating.
Shao Kahn: That's not really a crisis.
Sindel(over phone): It's Kang.
Shao Kahn: ...Please tell me that Raiden or Nightwolf at least fully resurrected him fi-
Sindel(over phone): ...Nope.
Shao Kahn: *gives the most squicked-out face imaginable*

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