Quotes / I Banged Your Mom

Literature

Kiriona: You're the one who bragged about spading my mum.
Pyrrha: Anyone who spaded your mum would brag about it.

— The Locked Tomb: Nona the Ninth

Live-Action TV

Mall Santa: And what would you like for Christmas?
Charlie: Did you fuck my mom, Santa?
Mall Santa: What?
Charlie: Did you fuck. My. Mom?

—It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Octavian: I had hoped that you had learned some humility and discipline. I see now that you are still the same crude, arrogant lech you always were.
Marc Antony: That's right, just the same. AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER!

—Rome

I banged your mom
Banging my mom? Believe me. Nobody wants to do that. Not even my dad

— Joke of a German comedian in the show "TV Total" of Stefan Raab

Video Games

Maj. Phillips: Any famous last words?
Big Bo: Yeah. Tell your momma I loved her.

—Binary Domain

Rell Julian: Is it just any old thing you touch crumbles into dog shit?
Grayson Hunt: Your mom survived...barely.
Rell: Guess I know how the ol' gal got that limp.

— Bulletstorm

your [sic] mother, huh...? too late. i [sic] already "befriended" your mom last night.

— Sans, Deltarune^note Actually subverted, he just talked to her at the grocery store.

Jules Pidieu: Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.
The Detective: I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
Pidieu: That's a negative. Not going to say that. Over.
Torson: What's he saying? Share with the class!
Pidieu: He... he said he sodomized your mother.

— Disco Elysium

Web Animation

BLU Scout: What are you, the president of [RED Spy]'s fan club?
BLU Spy: No... That would be your mother.
(Spy drops a portfolio full of photographic evidence thereof)
BLU Scout: (assorted Angrish)^Spoiler He's actually the aforementioned RED Spy in disguise, so this is likely less extreme discomfort and more "shit, he's onto me".
BLU Spy: Indeed. And now he's here to (bleep) us! So, listen up, boy. Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today.

— Team Fortress 2 "Meet the Spy"

Whimpu: I've come to make an announcement.
Bowser: Oh dear god.
Whimpu: The best ship... [Flips whiteboard around to show his drawing] ...IS ME AND YOUR MOM!

— SMG4, "War of the Fat Italians 2022"

Vector: Vector! That's me, 'cause I'm committing crimes with direction and magnitude!
Agent: What are you, five?!
Vector: Yeah, five inches deep in your mom!
(Beat, agents turn to Vector)
Agent: Get that motherfucker! (agents attack Vector)

— SMG4, "Mario Obliterates Minions"

Webcomics

Revolver Ocelot: Checkin' out the newbies?
Psycho Mantis: I hear the blond one is Solid Snake's brother.
Ocelot: No kidding! Does he know that?
Mantis: Let's see... nope. Doesn't have a clue.
Ocelot: Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.
Mantis: If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.
Ocelot: That's funny — I said the same thing to your mother last night. In bed.

— The Last Days of FOXHOUND #3 - "Pot Shots"

Friend: Hey man, what's wrong?
Jeff: Lightning McQueen fucked my mom...
Friend: Aw, c'mon, you know better... Lightning McQueen isn't real... Jeff? You're sweating really bad...
Lightning McQueen: I fucked your mom, shit lips!

— Murder Boy, "Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom"

Web Original

"How I Met Your Mother? It started with a Big Bang!"

— Barney Stinson to Sheldon Cooper, Freshy Kanal Rap Battles

"I'mma bang your mom, that's a sex cymbal."

— Cymbal Chimp to Garden Gnome, Freshy Kanal Rap Battles

So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door! One of them yelled out:
"Get on your knees!"
And I responded with:
"I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!"
...and they took exception to that.

— Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

YEAH IM AN "INCEL"
I-BANGED YOUR MOTHER
N-O I SERIOUSLY DID
C-OME ASK HER YOURSELF
E-XACTLY, GET RATIOED NERD, THE
L-IS ALL YOURS NOW
BASED!!!

— Hideki Naganuma, Twitter post showing Beat

"If you relax, it will enable me... to fuck your mother!"

— Dr. Facilier, NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL

"So, uh... I banged your dad."

— Cody to Bowser Jr. after banging the latter's dad while disguised as Chef Pee Pee, SuperMarioLogan, "Superpowers"

"To smash blocks or enemies below you or to flatten out bumps in the ground, nothing beats a Ground Pound!" That's funny, 'cause uh...you guys know, that's actually...what I did to your mom last night!

— Amelia Watson, hololive, during a stream of Super Mario Odyssey

Seto Kaiba: I activate this card!
Yami Yugi: I activate this!
Kaiba: Well, I activate this!
Yami: And I activate your mama.
Kaiba: Then I activate— What?!
Yami: You heard me, Kaiba... your mama. I activated her.
Kaiba: Tch!
Yami: Yes, you can stop searching, Kaiba. After all these years, it turns out I'm your daddy!

— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Episode 59: "Crowd Atlas"

Western Animation

Denzel: I hope all that screaming your momma did last night didn't keep you up.
Woody: I didn't notice.
Denzel: Really? What about the sound of my balls slapping against her big old ass? You had to hear that.

— Brickleberry, "That Brother's My Father"

(after Quagmire's done beating the shit out of him)
Brian: Hey!
(Quagmire turns around)
Brian: ...I fucked your dad.

— Family Guy, "Quagmire's Dad"

"Oh, and I'm on my way to another lunch date with your mother ... You don't happen to have a breath mint on you, do you?"

— Strickler, Trollhunters

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