History Quotes / IBangedYourMom

'''Yami:''' You heard me, Kaiba... ''your mama.'' I activated her.\\

-->-- '''Dr. Facilier''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR7FFyMIYkg NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL]]

->'''BLU Scout:''' What, are you president of his [RED Spy] fan club, or something?\\

'''BLU Scout:''' ''(assorted {{Angrish}})''[[labelnote:Spoiler]]He's actually the aforementioned RED Spy in disguise, so this is likely less extreme discomfort and more "shit, he's onto me"[[/labelnote]]\\

'''Jeff:''' [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen]] fucked my mom...\\

[[folder:Live Action TV]]

-->--''{{Series/Rome}}''

-->--Joke of a German comedian in the show "TV Total" of Stefan Raab

-->--''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}''

-->--'''Sans''', ''[[VideoGame/DeltaRune Deltarune]]''[[note]]Actually {{subverted|Trope}}, he just talked to her at the grocery store.[[/note]]

-->--''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''

->'''BLU Scout:''' What, are you president of his [RED Spy] fan club, or something?
->'''BLU Spy:''' No... ''That'' would be ''your mother''.
->''(Spy drops a portfolio full of photographic evidence thereof)''
->'''BLU Scout:''' ''(assorted {{Angrish}})''[[labelnote:Spoiler]]He's actually the aforementioned RED Spy in disguise, so this is likely less extreme discomfort and more "shit, he's onto me"[[/labelnote]]
->'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed. And now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] '''[[HoYay us!]]''' So listen up, boy. Or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second'' worst thing to happen to you today.

'''Mantis:''' Let's see...nope. Doesn't have a clue.\\

'''Ocelot:''' That's funny - I said the same thing to your mother last night. In bed.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=3 #3 - Pot Shots]]

->''So, uh... I banged your dad.''
-->-- '''Cody''' to Bowser Jr. after banging the latter's dad while disguised as Chef Pee Pee, ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan'' ("Superpowers")

->'''Seto Kaiba:''' I activate this card!
->'''Yami Yugi:''' I activate ''this!''
->'''Kaiba:''' Well, I activate ''this!''
->'''Yami:''' And I activate your mama.
->'''Kaiba:''' Then I activate--[[BigWhat What?!]]
->'''Yami:''' You heard me, Kaiba...''your mama.'' I activated her.
->'''Kaiba:''' Tch!
->'''Yami:''' Yes, you can stop searching, Kaiba. After all these years, it turns out ''[[LukeIAmYourFather I'm]]'' [[LukeIAmYourFather your daddy!]]

->''[After Quagmire's done beating the shit out of him]''\\

''[Quagmire turns around]''\\

->'''[[{{Troll}} Denzel]]:''' I hope all that [[TheImmodestOrgasm screaming]] your momma did last night didn't keep you up.\\
'''Woody:''' I didn't '''notice'''.\\
'''Denzel:''' Really? What about the sound of my ''balls'' slapping against her ''big old ass''? You had to hear that.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'', "That Brother's My Father"

->''[After Quagmire's done beating the shit out of him]''\\
'''Brian:''' Hey!\\
''[Quagmire turns around]''\\
'''Brian:''' ...I [[PrecisionFStrike fucked]] your dad.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E18QuagmiresDad Quagmire's Dad]]"

-->--'''[[Series/HowIMetYourMother Barney Stinson]]''' to [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Sheldon Cooper]], ''WebVideo/FreshyKanal Rap Battles''

-->--'''Cymbal Chimp''' to Garden Gnome, ''WebVideo/FreshyKanal Rap Battles''

-->--'''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

-->--'''Hideki Naganuma''', [[https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1471512155224952832 Twitter post]] showing [[VideoGame/JetSetRadio Beat]]

->'''Mall Santa:''' And what would ''you'' like for Christmas?\\
'''Charlie:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Did you fuck my mom, Santa?]]\\
'''Mall Santa:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Charlie:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Did you fuck. My. Mom?]]
-->--''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

->'''Revolver Ocelot:''' Checkin' out the newbies?\\
'''Psycho Mantis:''' I hear the blond one is Solid Snake's brother.\\
'''Ocelot:''' No kidding! Does he know that?\\
'''Mantis:''' Let's see...nope. Doesn't have a clue.\\
'''Ocelot:''' Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.\\
'''Mantis:''' If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.\\
'''Ocelot:''' That's funny - I said the same thing to your mother last night. In bed.
-->--''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=3 #3 - Pot Shots]]

-->--'''Dr. Facilier''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR7FFyMIYkg NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL]]

->'''Octavian:''' I had hoped that you had learned some humility and discipline. I see now that you are still the same crude, arrogant lech you always were.\\
'''[[ReallyGetsAround Marc Antony]]:''' That's right, just the same. AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER!
-->--''{{Series/Rome}}''

->''I banged your mom''\\
''Banging my mom? Believe me. Nobody wants to do that. Not even my dad''
-->--Joke of a German comedian in the show "TV Total" of Stefan Raab.

-->--'''Cody''' to Bowser Jr. after banging the latter's dad while disguised as Chef Pee Pee, ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan'' ("Superpowers")

-->--'''Amelia Watson''', ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLuWJHIlHRs during a stream]] of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey''

->'''BLU Scout:''' What, are you president of his [RED Spy] fan club, or something?
->'''BLU Spy:''' No... ''That'' would be ''your mother''.
->''(Spy drops a portfolio full of photographic evidence thereof)''
->'''BLU Scout:''' ''(assorted {{Angrish}})''[[labelnote:Spoiler]]He's actually the aforementioned RED Spy in disguise, so this is likely less extreme discomfort and more "shit, he's onto me"[[/labelnote]]
->'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed. And now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] '''[[HoYay us!]]''' So listen up, boy. Or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second'' worst thing to happen to you today.
-->--''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2'' "Meet the Spy"

->Oh, and I'm on my way to another lunch date with your mother ... You don't happen to have a breath mint on you, do you?
-->--'''Strickler''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''

-->--''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', Episode 59: "Crowd Atlas"

->'''Whimpu:''' I've come to make an announcement.\\
'''Bowser:''' Oh dear god.\\
'''Whimpu:''' The best ship... ''[Flips whiteboard around to show his drawing]'' ...IS ME AND YOUR MOM!
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersWarOfTheFatItalians2022 War of the Fat Italians 2022]]"

->'''Vector:''' Vector! That's me, 'cause I'm committing crimes with direction and magnitude!\\
'''Agent:''' What are you, five?!\\
'''Vector:''' Yeah, five inches deep in your ''mom''!\\
''({{beat}}, agents turn to Vector)''\\
'''Agent:''' Get that motherfucker! ''(agents attack Vector)''
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersMarioObliteratesMinions Mario Obliterates Minions]]"

->'''Kiriona:''' You're the one who bragged about spading my mum.\\
'''Pyrrha:''' Anyone who spaded your mum would brag about it.
-->-- ''Literature/TheLockedTomb: Literature/NonaTheNinth''

'''[[AnythingThatMoves Marc Antony]]:''' That's right, just the same. AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER!

->''[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop "If you relax, it will enable me... to fuck your mother!"]]''

-->-- ''WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersWarOfTheFatItalians2022 War of the Fat Italians 2022]]"

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersWarOfTheFatItalians2022 War of the Fat Italians 2022]]"

-->--''Machinima/TeamFortress2'' "Meet the Spy"

->''(Spy drops a portfolio full of [[UpToEleven photographic evidence]] thereof)''

->''[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop "If you relax, it will enable me... to fuck your mother!"]]''
-->-- '''Dr. Facilier''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR7FFyMIYkg NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL]]

->'''Octavian:''' I had hoped that you had learned some humility and discipline. I see now that you are still the same crude, arrogant lech you always were.\\
'''[[AnythingThatMoves Marc Antony]]:''' That's right, just the same. AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER!
-->-- ''{{Series/Rome}}''

->''I banged your mom''\\
''Banging my mom? Believe me. Nobody wants to do that. Not even my dad''
-->-- Joke of a German comedian in the show "TV Total" of Stefan Raab.

-> Oh, and I'm on my way to another lunch date with your mother ... You don't happen to have a breath mint on you, do you?
-->-- '''Strickler''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''

->'''Maj. Phillips''': Any famous last words?\\
'''Big Bo''': Yeah. Tell your momma I loved her.
-->-- ''VideoGame/BinaryDomain''

->'''BLU Scout:''' What, are you president of his [RED Spy] fan club, or something?
->'''BLU Spy:''' No... ''That'' would be ''your mother''.
->''(Spy drops a portfolio full of [[UpToEleven photographic evidence]] thereof)''
->'''BLU Scout:''' ''(assorted {{Angrish}})''[[labelnote:Spoiler]]He's actually the aforementioned RED Spy in disguise, so this is likely less extreme discomfort and more "shit, he's onto me"[[/labelnote]]
->'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed. And now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] '''[[HoYay us!]]''' So listen up, boy. Or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second'' worst thing to happen to you today.
-->-- ''Machinima/TeamFortress2'' "Meet the Spy"

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}''

-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->'''Seto Kaiba:''' I activate this card!
->'''Yami Yugi:''' I activate ''this!''
->'''Kaiba:''' Well, I activate ''this!''
->'''Yami:''' And I activate your mama.
->'''Kaiba:''' Then I activate--[[BigWhat What?!]]
->'''Yami:''' You heard me, Kaiba...''your mama.'' I activated her.
->'''Kaiba:''' Tch!
->'''Yami:''' Yes, you can stop searching, Kaiba. After all these years, it turns out ''[[LukeIAmYourFather I'm]]'' [[LukeIAmYourFather your daddy!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', Episode 59: "Crowd Atlas"

->''[After Quagmire's done beating the shit out of him]''\\
'''Brian:''' Hey!\\
''[Quagmire turns around]''\\
'''Brian:''' ...I [[PrecisionFStrike fucked]] your dad.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E18QuagmiresDad Quagmire's Dad]]"

-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=3 #3 - Pot Shots]]

->your mother, huh...? too late. [[MemeticMutation i already "befriended" your mom last night.]]
-->--'''Sans''', ''[[VideoGame/DeltaRune Deltarune]]'' [[note]][[SubvertedTrope Actually subverted]], he just talked to her at the grocery store.[[/note]]

-> "To smash blocks or enemies below you or to flatten out bumps in the ground, nothing beats a GroundPound!" That's funny, 'cause uh...you guys know, that's actually...''what I did to your mom last night!''

-> '''Jules Pidieu:''' Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]:''' I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.\\
'''Pidieu:''' That's a negative. Not going to say that. Over.\\
'''Torson:''' What's he saying? Share with the class!\\
'''Pidieu:''' He... he said [[LaymansTerms he sodomized your mother]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''

->''So, uh... I banged your dad.''
-->-- '''Cody''' to Bowser Jr. after banging the latter's dad while disguised as Chef Pee Pee, ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan'' ("Superpowers")

->YEAH IM AN "INCEL"\\
I-BANGED YOUR MOTHER\\
N-O I SERIOUSLY DID\\
C-OME ASK HER YOURSELF\\
E-XACTLY, GET RATIOED NERD, THE\\
L-IS ALL YOURS NOW\\
'''BASED!!!'''
-->-- '''Hideki Naganuma''', [[https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1471512155224952832 Twitter post]] that shows Beat from ''VideoGame/JetSetRadio''

-> '''Mall Santa:''' And what would ''you'' like for Christmas?
-> '''Charlie:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Did you fuck my mom, Santa?]]
-> '''Mall Santa:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-> '''Charlie:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Did you fuck. My. Mom?]]
-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

'''Charlie:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Did you fuck my mom, Santa?]]
'''Mall Santa:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
'''Charlie:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Did you fuck. My. Mom?]]

'''Mall Santa:''' And what would ''you'' like for Christmas?

-->-- '''Hideki Naganuma''', Twitter post that shows Beat from ''VideoGame/JetSetRadio''

->YEAH, IM AN "INCEL"\\

->''YEAH, IM AN "INCEL"\\