Line #23 Quotes/IBangedYourMom


1	%%Please try to keep examples listed in alphabetical order.
2	[[foldercontrol]]
3	[[folder:Literature]]
4	->'''Kiriona:''' You're the one who bragged about spading my mum.\
5	'''Pyrrha:''' Anyone who spaded your mum would brag about it.
6	-->-- ''Literature/TheLockedTomb: Literature/NonaTheNinth''
7	[[/folder]]
8
9	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
10	->'''Mall Santa:''' And what would ''you'' like for Christmas?\
11	'''Charlie:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Did you fuck my mom, Santa?]]\
12	'''Mall Santa:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\
13	'''Charlie:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Did you fuck. My. Mom?]]
14	-->--''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
15
16	->'''Octavian:''' I had hoped that you had learned some humility and discipline. I see now that you are still the same crude, arrogant lech you always were.\
17	'''[[ReallyGetsAround Marc Antony]]:''' That's right, just the same. AND STILL FUCKING YOUR MOTHER!
18	-->--''Series/{{Rome}}''
19
20	->''I banged your mom''\
21	''Banging my mom? Believe me. Nobody wants to do that. Not even my dad''
22	-->-- Joke of a German comedian in the show "TV Total" of Stefan Raab
23	[[/folder]]
24
25	[[folder:Video Games]]
26	->'''Maj. Phillips:''' Any famous last words?\
27	'''Big Bo:''' Yeah. Tell your momma I loved her.
28	-->--''VideoGame/BinaryDomain''
29
30	->'''Rell Julian:''' Is it just any old thing you touch crumbles into dog shit?\
31	'''Grayson Hunt:''' Your mom survived...barely.\
32	'''Rell:''' Guess I know how the ol' gal got that limp.
33	-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}''
34
35	->your [sic] mother, huh...? too late. [[MemeticMutation i [sic] already "befriended" your mom last night]].
36	-->-- '''Sans''', ''[[VideoGame/DeltaRune Deltarune]]''[[note]]Actually {{subverted\|Trope}}, he just talked to her at the grocery store.[[/note]]
37
38	->'''Jules Pidieu:''' Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.\
39	'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]:''' I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.\
40	'''Pidieu:''' That's a negative. Not going to say that. Over.\
41	'''Torson:''' What's he saying? Share with the class!\
42	'''Pidieu:''' He... he said [[LaymansTerms he sodomized your mother]].
43	-->-- ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''
44	[[/folder]]
45
46	[[folder:Web Animation]]
47	->'''BLU Scout:''' What are you, the president of [RED Spy]'s fan club?\
48	'''BLU Spy:''' No... ''That'' would be ''your mother''.\
49	''(Spy drops a portfolio full of photographic evidence thereof)''\
50	'''BLU Scout:''' ''(assorted {{Angrish}})''[[labelnote:Spoiler]]He's actually the aforementioned RED Spy in disguise, so this is likely less extreme discomfort and more "shit, he's onto me".[[/labelnote]]\
51	'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed. And now he's here to ''[[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]]'' '''us'''! So, listen up, boy. Or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second'' worst thing to happen to you today.
52	-->-- ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2'' "Meet the Spy"
53
54	->'''Whimpu:''' I've come to make an announcement.\
55	'''Bowser:''' Oh dear god.\
56	'''Whimpu:''' The best ship... ''[Flips whiteboard around to show his drawing]'' ...IS ME AND YOUR MOM!
57	-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersWarOfTheFatItalians2022 War of the Fat Italians 2022]]"
58
59	->'''Vector:''' Vector! That's me, 'cause I'm committing crimes with direction and magnitude!\
60	'''Agent:''' What are you, five?!\
61	'''Vector:''' Yeah, five inches deep in your ''mom''!\
62	''({{beat}}, agents turn to Vector)''\
63	'''Agent:''' Get that motherfucker! ''(agents attack Vector)''
64	-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersMarioObliteratesMinions Mario Obliterates Minions]]"
65	[[/folder]]
66
67	[[folder:Webcomics]]
68	->'''Revolver Ocelot:''' Checkin' out the newbies?\
69	'''Psycho Mantis:''' I hear the blond one is Solid Snake's brother.\
70	'''Ocelot:''' No kidding! Does he know that?\
71	'''Mantis:''' Let's see... nope. Doesn't have a clue.\
72	'''Ocelot:''' Are you sure? Try probing a bit deeper.\
73	'''Mantis:''' If I go any deeper I could cause serious damage.\
74	'''Ocelot:''' That's funny -- I said the same thing to your mother last night. In bed.
75	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' [[http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=3 #3 - "Pot Shots"]]
76
77	->'''Friend:''' Hey man, what's wrong?\
78	'''Jeff:''' [[Franchise/{{Cars}} Lightning McQueen]] fucked my mom...\
79	'''Friend:''' Aw, c'mon, you know better... Lightning [=McQueen=] isn't real... Jeff? You're sweating really bad...\
80	'''Lightning [=McQueen=]:''' I fucked your mom, shit lips!
81	-->-- ''Murder Boy'', "[[https://chongotheartist.tumblr.com/post/122535672123/leaked-screen-shots-for-cars-3-i-fucked-your-mom Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom]]"
82	[[/folder]]
83
84	[[folder:Web Original]]
85	->''"How I Met Your Mother? It started with a Big Bang!"''
86	-->-- '''[[Series/HowIMetYourMother Barney Stinson]]''' to [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Sheldon Cooper]], ''WebVideo/FreshyKanal Rap Battles''
87
88	->''"I'mma bang your mom, that's a [[{{Pun}} sex cymbal]]."''
89	-->-- '''Cymbal Chimp''' to Garden Gnome, ''WebVideo/FreshyKanal Rap Battles''
90
91	->So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door! One of them yelled out:\
92	"Get on your knees!"\
93	And I responded with:\
94	"I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!"\
95	...and they took exception to that.
96	-->-- '''Alucard''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
97
98	->YEAH IM AN "INCEL"\
99	I-BANGED YOUR MOTHER\
100	N-O I SERIOUSLY DID\
101	C-OME ASK HER YOURSELF\
102	E-XACTLY, GET RATIOED NERD, THE\
103	L-IS ALL YOURS NOW\
104	'''BASED!!!'''
105	-->-- '''Hideki Naganuma''', [[https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1471512155224952832 Twitter post]] showing [[VideoGame/JetSetRadio Beat]]
106
107	->''[[YouTubePoop "If you relax, it will enable me... to fuck your mother!"]]''
108	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Dr. Facilier]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR7FFyMIYkg NO I'M NOT READY AT ALL]]
109
110	->''"So, uh... I banged your dad."''
111	-->-- '''Cody''' to Bowser Jr. after banging the latter's dad while disguised as Chef Pee Pee, ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan'', "Superpowers"
112
113	->"To smash blocks or enemies below you or to flatten out bumps in the ground, nothing beats a GroundPound!" That's funny, 'cause uh...you guys know, that's actually...''what I did to your mom last night!''
114	-->-- '''Amelia Watson''', ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLuWJHIlHRs during a stream]] of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey''
115
116	->'''Seto Kaiba:''' I activate this card!\
117	'''Yami Yugi:''' I activate ''this''!\
118	'''Kaiba:''' Well, I activate ''this''!\
119	'''Yami:''' And I activate your mama.\
120	'''Kaiba:''' Then I activate-- [[BigWhat What?!]]\
121	'''Yami:''' You heard me, Kaiba... ''your mama.'' [[UnusualEuphemism I activated her.]]\
122	'''Kaiba:''' Tch!\
123	'''Yami:''' Yes, you can stop searching, Kaiba. After all these years, it turns out ''[[LukeIAmYourFather I'm]]'' [[LukeIAmYourFather your daddy]]!
124	-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', Episode 59: "Crowd Atlas"
125	[[/folder]]
126
127	[[folder:Western Animation]]
128	->'''[[{{Troll}} Denzel]]:''' I hope all that [[TheImmodestOrgasm screaming]] your momma did last night didn't keep you up.\
129	'''Woody:''' I didn't '''notice'''.\
130	'''Denzel:''' Really? What about the sound of my ''balls'' slapping against her ''big old ass''? You had to hear that.
131	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'', "That Brother's My Father"
132
133	->''(after Quagmire's done beating the shit out of him)''\
134	'''Brian:''' Hey!\
135	''(Quagmire turns around)''\
136	'''Brian:''' ...I [[PrecisionFStrike fucked]] your dad.
137	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E18QuagmiresDad Quagmire's Dad]]"
138
139	->''"Oh, and I'm on my way to another lunch date with your mother ... You don't happen to have a breath mint on you, do you?"''
140	-->-- '''Strickler''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''
141	[[/folder]]

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