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Quotes: Ham-to-Ham Combat

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Matt: Dredd screams out, 'IT’S A LIE!'I in a way only Stallone can as soon as the computer voice says his name...'THE EBIDENCE HAS BEED FOSSIFIED!' It is one of the all-time great Stallone Freakouts. I think maybe they wouldn’t have treated Dredd like a raving, murderous sociopath if his line of defense hadn’t been screaming 'I AM THE LAW!' in the middle of court, but that’s just me.
Chris: Assante must’ve been on set taking notes during the trial scene, because when it comes time for his flipout, he makes a run at going even bigger than Stallone. “YOU WANNA NEW BEGINNING?! I AM THENEWBEGINNIN!!“
—Matt Wilson and Chris Sims on Judge Dredd (1995)

(Brian) Blessed in particular puts a smile on my face from his first appearance to his last, so bold and brash (and yet capable of great moments of subtlety) that he can even blow Colin Baker off the screen...‘RETREAT? I AM KING YCARNOS OF THE KRONTEP!’ – man, Ycarnos rules. Why couldn’t this cuddly bear have been a companion? Imagine him and the sixth Doctor rattling about the universe? They would have to give out ear plugs wherever they visited.
Joe Ford on ''Doctor Who, "Mindwarp"

Fiction

Warboss Gorgutz: I am da 'biggest baddest warboss dere is!
Lord Crull: Gorgutz! The titan is mine! Do you hear? MIIIINE!
Warboss Gorgutz: You'ze a gretchen git! Da titan is mine. I got here first, I control da gate!
Lord Crull: Don't be a fool! EVEN if you have the titan, you don't know how to operate it!
Warboss Gorgutz: Da titan is worthless to me! Datz why I'm gonna pound it into scrap!
Lord Crull: You can't! The titan Dominatus is one of the GRRREATEST warmachines ever constructed!
Warboss Gorgutz: WRONG ya git! Da greatest warmachine is da ork Waaagh! We don't need no damn tinker 'traption to be strong! WE IZ STRONG!! Listen to 'em, screamin' wit' wun voice across da whole planet! WAAAAAGH!!
Orks: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
Lord Crull: You'll regret this Gorgutz. I swear to you, I'LL RRRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, AND EEAAT YOUR EEEYES!!! All remaining units... CHAAAARGE THE GAAAATE!!!!
World Eaters: MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! DEATH TO THE ENEMY!

Hepcat's Dad: You wanna be treated like a man? Then start acting like one!
Hepcat: I didn't tell you that I quit the football team because I didn't think you'd understand my poetry!
Hepcat's Dad: Again with the car! I work damn hard to put food on the table!
Hepcat: Because I like my friends, Dad! And I don't care if you think they're from the wrong side of the tracks!
Hepcat's Dad: Okay, so I had an affair! Are you going to torture me for the rest of my life over it?
Hepcat: Ricky died in a plane crash, '''Dad! I'm not... my older... brother!
Hepcat's Dad:' Get the hell out of here!
Marker-Nicole: Thank you Isaac... now, time to die.
Isaac: What?
Marker-Nicole: Yours is the last body we need to be reborn! THE MAKERS MUST BE ABSORBED!!!
Isaac: The makers? YOU MEAN ME?! But Stross said we could destroy the Marker!
Marker-Nicole: NOT IF WE CONSUME YOU FIRST!
Isaac: GODDAMNIT, I TRUSTED YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT!? FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!
— The final boss fight in Dead Space 2

Heavy: Daw daw daaaw daw, daw daw daw daw-
Duke Nukem: *whistling*
Heavy: I SPY WITH MY LITTUL EYE!
Duke Nukem: Stop eyeballing me.'
Heavy: NO! *Evil Laugh*
Duke Nukem: You're pissing me off.
Duke Nukem: I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done! Quit wasting my time!
Skeletor: YOU! You will no longer stand between me and my destiny...
He-Man: But, I will. I told you before, this is always between us.
Skeletor: I ache to smash you out of existance. To drive the memory of your face out of my mind forever...
He-Man: Forever?!
Skeletor: YES! Let this be... our Final Battle!

Megamind: In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of re-vahnge!
Metro Man: It's revenge, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!
Roxanne: Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?

Ragna: JUST DIE!
Hazama: HAHAHAHA! DIE, ALREADY!
Your average Ragna vs. Hazama match, Blazblue