Quotes / Giftedly Bad

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"I guess enough time just ain't passed yet
A couple more years that shit'll be
Eminem, "Careful What You Wish For" (before he admitted Encore was worthless, along with the album from which this song originates)

People may say I can't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing.
Florence Foster Jenkins


Bad films are easy to make, but a film as unpleasant as Baby Geniuses achieves a kind of grandeur.


Aram: To say that Jeriah's writings are actually poetry is much the same as saying that tripping down a flight of stairs and breaking your collar bone is ballet.
Gamal: What about the 20 minute speech comparing love to plate tectonics? Was that a poem too?
Aram: I don't even know what the hell that was.

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For 32 years, the Rebecca Black of opera refused to believe she didn't have what it takes, and gave it to music regardless. She was so bad that being injured in a car crash actually improved her voice. But if that wasn't embarrassing enough, she made her own (crappy) costumes, was mocked by her pianist while she performed, and tossed flowers to the crowd during her acts and then took them back for the next show.

The haters can eat it, because LiLo ran into Al Pacino at a hotel recently and he told her he was proud of her for doing theater. Yeah, she probably didnít run into THEE Al Pacino, she ran into some random dude who happens to be named Al Pacino. And he didnít tell her he was proud of her for doing for theater, he asked her what her hourly rate is.
Michael K., "Lindsay Lohan On Her Messy First Performance Of Speed-The-Plow: ďIt Couldíve Been A Disaster. I Couldíve Not Shown Up.'"

Nightís After Earth production tweets were something to behold, as he simpered on about each shot and edit evoking the emotional wonder and power of cinema, like a blind man telling you how clever his dog is, while stroking a furry toilet seat with a collar on it.

If you are having a bad day you simply have to watch the second episode of The Time Monster with the commentary switched on. John Levene's solo effort is a joy to behold because he seems to think that this is some kind of forgotten gem and his personal contributions are the work of a skilled actor at the height of his powers.

Bakula calls it a "magical little episode". Oh, yes, I'm sure there was magic involved. Black magic, perhaps.
The Agony Booth on Star Trek: Enterprise, "A Night in Sickbay"

This whole episode is like a hobo trashcan fire from space.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Harvest")

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Jay: This is borderline experimental!
Mike: This makes no sense at all!

Insurrection is a symphony of stupid. It's like Beethoven's Symphony No. 5, but for below-average Hollywood hack-job filmmakers and producers.

I would almost like to flowchart this or document it. This is such a convoluted, stupid history, you almost wanna transcribe this shit, make a history book. This has to be written down. Because nobody's gonna remember this. And we should remember this.
Noah Antwiler on TNA iMPACT 8.26.10

"Second award: 'Somebody Cared'. I can't say who, but there are enough signs that somebody on the development team really cared about The Chosen, and this was their baby. Someone here had a vision... and we're paying the price for it."
Ross Scott on The Chosen: Well Of Souls, Ross's Game Dungeon