Mal Reynolds: Good. [shoots him]
The Operative: I am, however, wearing full body armour. I am not a moron!
Harry Block: Snag one?!
Ira Kane: Yeah. Snag it and put it in the box.
Harry Block: I've seen this movie before, the Black Dude Dies First. You snag it!
Zuko: It's some kind of mystical gemstone. (runs towards it)
Aang: Well, don't touch it!
Zuko: Why not?
Aang: Remember what happened out there with those spikes? I'm just very suspicious of giant, glowing gems sitting on pedestals.
Aang: You had to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?
Gwen: They don't look dangerous.
Guy: Did you guys even watch the show?
Amiti: Well... yes.
Tret: Well, you're right... this time.
Joe: That's the trouble with you readers. You know all the plots.
Joel: You do realize that the scientist say that in every horror movie, just before things go horribly wrong.
Geek Scientist: This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! What could go wrong?
Joel: Are you trying to get us all killed?
Nazi B: "These communists are all cowards."
Nazi A: "Have you looked at our caps recently?"
Nazi B: "Our caps?"
Nazi A: "The badges on our caps. Have you looked at them?"
Nazi B: "What? ...no. A bit?"
Nazi A: "They've got skulls on them."
Nazi B: "Hmmm?"
Nazi A: "Have you noticed, that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
Nazi B: "I don't, uh..."
Nazi A: "Hans. Are we the baddies?"
Julio Scoundrél: Well, as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge — so don't take it personally if I say I sincerely hope we never cross paths again.
Roy: Ok, I think as long as we avoid being tough-looking guys who get knocked out in the first round to show how strong the champion is, we'll be fine.
Tarquin: They are! With their mastery of narrative structure, they should be ruling the entire cosmos by now, instead of wasting time singing in taverns.
TG: thats stupid kids stuff for stupid babies
EB: maybe. yeah you're right.
TG: what are you an idiot
TG: of course there are monsters in your house
TG: youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on
TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed"
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there
Rick Jones: Nah, too regular. It's probably giant robots.
Marlo Chandler Giant robots?
Rick Jones: Either that or a two-ton Riverdance troupe.
(Gang of giant robots rip roof off building and kidnap Rick Jones)
Rick Jones: Aw man, I am so friggin' sick of being right all the time!
Shawn Hunter: It does if you've seen as many horror movies as I have. This is classic. The locked door, the scary janitor, the bloody warning and... our soon to be first victim.
[Everyone looks at Kenny]
Kenny: Me? Why me?
Cory Matthews: Well Kenny, it's certainly not going to be any of us!
(Options include WAIT UNTIL NIGHT and GO AND GET HELP.)
Brad: (looks at the wait until night option) No!
Duane: "Think of it. A mysterious stranger in unassuming garb, of noble mien, his manner strange, his abilities unknown, selflessly answering the call of innocents. Not one to take lightly, says the theatre. What is your role? The brutish dullard who would raise a weapon to a child? You won't see the second act."
Bett: "You're not accounting for me!"
Duane: "Convince me that I should no-"
Sette:: (interrupting) "Zombies don't banter!"
Theo: "We're in a Heterodyne story now. These things happen."
Nita: "DESTINED TO RULE!"
Esther: "ED! QUICK! We've got about twenty seconds before they come out of exposition mode!"
Nita: "...en a girl is born under a hunter's moon..."