Quotes / Genius Bruiser

"As it turns out, this towering blond monster who casually told Sylvester Stallone, 'I will break you,' could have, in fact, probably calculated the amount of effort (in force pounds per square inch and Joules expenditure) needed to do just that in his head."

"Prepare for your eyes to stand out on stalks as Sisko kicks seven shades of hell out of a Klingon as if he is venting all of his frustration at the situation out with every punch. Whilst he is often portrayed as a thoughtful man, Sisko is really a man of action and when his heckles are up he is more terrifying than Kirk, Picard, Archer and Janeway put together. I would not want to be on the wrong end of that fist."
Doc Oho on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Invasive Procedures"

Breadbun: I'm sorry. Being a powerful barbarian woman, you probably don't care about any of this...
Saurkraut: Saurkraut has master's degrees in liberal arts and finance. Saurkraut slayed many men to pay for it herself and admires Breadbun for doing the same.
Breadbun: ...I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover.
Saurkraut: Indubitably.

"...which is in direct contradiction to what I learned in business college.
For those of you to whom this last tidbit of knowledge comes as a surprise, I would hasten to point out that I have indeed attended higher learnin' institutes, as that is the only way to obtain the master's type degree that I possess. If perchance you wonder, as some do, why a person with such credentials should choose the line of work that I have to pursue, my reasons are twofold:
First-us, I am a social type who perfers workin' with people; and second, I find my sensitive nature is repelled by the ruthlessness necessitated by bein' an upper management type. I simply do not have it in me to mess up people's lives with layoffs and plant shut-downs and the like. Rather, I find it far more sociable to break an occasional leg or two or perhaps rearrange a face a little than to live with the more long-term damage inflicted by upper management for the good of their respective companies. Therefore, as I am indeed presented with the enviable position of havin' a choice in career paths, I have traditionally opted to be an order taker rather than an order giver. It's a cleaner way to make a livin'."
Guido, in M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link by Robert Asprin.

Sports Agent: How many football players do you know who speak four languages, read philosophy, and run with the bulls at Pamplona?
Det. Lennie Briscoe: Guy sounds brilliant. Except for the part about the bulls.
Law & Order, "Maritime"

"Bane, to me, is something we havenít dealt with in the films. We wanted to do something very different in this film. Heís a primarily physical villain, heís a classic movie monster in a way ó but with a terrific brain."

"A big pile of spells isn't enough when the other guy has a big pile of spells AND the strength to crush your windpipe with my bare phalanges."

"Why the puzzled stare, <name>? Expecting me to speak like an uncouth ruffian merely because I am an ogre?"
Draz'Zilb, World of Warcraft

"Given enough time, any man can master their body. With enough knowledge, any man can become wise. It's a true warrior who can master both."''
Emperor Yoshiro, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

Zhang was thankful that he never relied on stereotypes to define the people he met, because for all of Asterion's resemblance to a top-heavy brute, his eyes were quick and possessed a level of cunning that spoke of a clever mind.
Mente Materia, Arad's Stardust

Civilize the mind and make savage the body.
Chinese saying

"I made it by being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties! And I made it square!"
Scrooge McDuck, Disney Ducks Comic Universe

Lex Luthor: Mind over muscle!
Superman: Good thing I've got both.

"I match your strength. You cannot match my intellect!"

"I'm a physics-crunching badass. I'm the complete package."