Commentator: He can't seem to do anything right... Watch him screw up over...and over --
Copycat: Fear not, people of San Francisco! I went to the future and saw the bridge fall apart, but now because of that, I can stop it from ever happen-- CRASH Heh heh. Whoops. It turns out that I was the cause of the bridge collapsing after all.
Onlooker: Well, it looks like Copycat has screwed up again!
Onlooker 2: What a surprise.
Copycat: Good news, everyone! I stop a terrible dystopian future from ever coming to pass! ...Bad news is that my actions have created a new future in which we all die.
Onlooker: Damnit! I knew you'd screw up somehow!
"Okay, this is the worst Superhero ever! He just falls and gets shot at! More of that, please!"
"When he's not getting his useless butt kicked, he's either hiding under something or running away!"
Tarquin: Look at you! What are you, a protagonist? I'm so proud! Have you thwarted any villains yet?
Elan: We mostly run away or have mixed victories. Wait, does Nale count?
Tarquin: Eh, not really.
Elan: Then, no.