History Quotes / FailureHero

4th Apr '15 6:52:19 PM johnnyfog
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His hurricanrana will never work\\

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His hurricanrana [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh will never work\\work]]\\



This match was recorded twice\\

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This (This match was [[CaughtOnTape recorded twice\\twice]])\\
4th Apr '15 6:49:14 PM johnnyfog
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->''Wrestling/SinCara, Sin Cara\\
Friendly neighborhood Sin Cara\\
Wears a mask, only fights\\
Underneath [[UnnaturallyBlueLighting stupid lights]]\\
Look out!\\
Here comes the Sin Cara!\\\
Can he botch? Listen, jerk:\\
His hurricanrana will never work\\
Jumps the ropes, that was nice!\\
This match was recorded twice\\
Look out!\\
There goes the Sin Cara!''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDGkqf8wSo Sin Cara anthem]] (parodying the ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Spider-Man]]''' theme)
24th Mar '15 8:46:47 PM johnnyfog
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->Iím realizing Iím a pretty lousy hero. But Iím trying. I made a leap of faith. Iím asking you to as well.
-->-- '''Weaver''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' ([[https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/06/18/crushed-24-4/ Crushed 24.4]])
21st Jan '15 1:45:54 AM Hylarn
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->'''Tarquin:''' Look at you! What are you, a protagonist? I'm so proud! Have you thwarted any villains yet?
->'''Elan:''' We mostly run away or have mixed victories. Wait, does Nale count?
->'''Tarquin:''' [[BigBadWannabe Eh, not really.]]
->'''Elan:''' Then, no.

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->'''Tarquin:''' Look at you! What are you, a protagonist? I'm so proud! Have you thwarted any villains yet?
->'''Elan:'''
yet?\\
'''Elan:'''
We mostly run away or have mixed victories. Wait, does Nale count?
->'''Tarquin:'''
count?\\
'''Tarquin:'''
[[BigBadWannabe Eh, not really.]]
->'''Elan:'''
]]\\
'''Elan:'''
Then, no.
14th Dec '14 11:38:23 AM babyhenchy1
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->''Did you think you mattered, Hawke? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? You couldn't even save your city. How could you expect to strike down a god?''

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->''Did you think you mattered, Hawke? [[spoiler:Hawke]]? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? You couldn't even save your city. How could you expect to strike down a god?''god? [[spoiler:Anders/Fenris/Isabela/Merril/Sebastian]] is going to die, [[KickTheDog just like your family, and anyone you ever cared about]].''
14th Dec '14 11:33:35 AM babyhenchy1
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->''Did you think you mattered, Hawke? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? You couldn't even save your city? How could you expect to strike down a god?''

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->''Did you think you mattered, Hawke? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? You couldn't even save your city? city. How could you expect to strike down a god?''
14th Dec '14 11:26:32 AM babyhenchy1
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->''Did you think you mattered, Hawke? Did you think anything you ever did mattered? You couldn't even save your city? How could you expect to strike down a god?''
-->-- '''Nightmare''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''
2nd Aug '14 1:38:35 PM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->--'''''CalvinAndHobbes'''''

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-->--'''''CalvinAndHobbes'''''
-->--'''''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'''''
19th Jul '14 5:05:23 PM Jacob175
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'''Calvin:''' Well, [[JediTruth they're all moral victories.]]

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'''Calvin:''' Well, [[JediTruth [[MetaphoricallyTrue they're all moral victories.]]



-->-- '''[[SadClown Sarcastic! Hawke]]''' to [[spoiler: their dying mother]], ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

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-->-- '''[[SadClown Sarcastic! Hawke]]''' to [[spoiler: their [[spoiler:their dying mother]], ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''



-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Captain America 2: Death Too Soon''

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-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment -->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Captain America 2: Death Too Soon''



-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', review of ''[[Film/JurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', review of ''[[Film/JurassicPark ''[[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark Jurassic Park: The Lost World]]''
17th May '14 11:36:18 AM johnnyfog
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->"''{{Film/Pumaman}}'' is ten times the movie that ''Captain America'' is, at ''least''. And I'm being serious; I'm not trying to be funny. ''Pumaman'' is a ''far'' superior film. Just look at ''Pumaman'' for a second: It's full of action beats. There's lots of fighting. (It's not great, but it's fighting.) The music is surprisingly catchy! (Little crappy, but catchy.) And Pumaman has actual fucking superpowers. I mean, OK, so flying and teleporting has nothing to do with being a puma, but hell, ''look'' at this! He's using superpowers! He's tearing a car up and flipping it over with super-strength! That's ''cool!'' He's ''doing stuff!'' And it even has a memorable villain in the form of Donald Pleasence, who [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously even in crappy movies does a pretty damn good job.]] Now, don't get me wrong: the special effects were terrible, the mythology was ridiculous, and the hero of ''Pumaman'' [[CursedWithAwesome was a whiny bitch, too]]. But at the end of the day, it was about a hero flying around and fighting crime. And he did it a lot. Something ''Captain America'' didn't get around to until the '''75-minute mark.'''"

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->"''{{Film/Pumaman}}'' ->''"''{{Film/Pumaman}}'' is ten times the movie that ''Captain America'' is, at ''least''. And I'm being serious; I'm not trying to be funny. ''Pumaman'' is a ''far'' superior film. Just look at ''Pumaman'' for a second: It's full of action beats. There's lots of fighting. (It's not great, but it's fighting.) The music is surprisingly catchy! (Little crappy, but catchy.) And Pumaman has actual fucking superpowers. I mean, OK, so flying and teleporting has nothing to do with being a puma, but hell, ''look'' at this! He's using superpowers! He's tearing a car up and flipping it over with super-strength! That's ''cool!'' He's ''doing stuff!'' And it even has a memorable villain in the form of Donald Pleasence, who [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously even in crappy movies does a pretty damn good job.]] Now, don't get me wrong: the special effects were terrible, the mythology was ridiculous, and the hero of ''Pumaman'' [[CursedWithAwesome was a whiny bitch, too]]. But at the end of the day, it was about a hero flying around and fighting crime. And he did it a lot. Something ''Captain America'' didn't get around to until the '''75-minute mark.'''"'''"''
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