Mayor: Master Betty, might I inquire- what is the Evil Council's plan?
Master Betty: Nnnng
. It is EVIL
! It is so EVIL
! It is a bad, bad plan... that will hurt many... people... that are good. I think it's great 'cause it's so bad
"My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait till it's unfurled!
It'll go down in History!
It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself!
"My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril. Uh... any questions?"
No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of any kind!
Eeeeeeevil plans! We are making eeeeeeevil plans! Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands! We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!
From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper, The head that made headlines in every newspaper, And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job, That cunning display that made Londoners sob, Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course! My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again... An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!
"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."
"Well, if you will excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."
"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."
Wesley: I don't need to hear your evil plans.
"And now for the proceeding with The Plan I have planned!"
—Fawful, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Helen: Daria, the easiest thing in the world for you is being honest about what you observe.
Helen: What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes. About the way you think things should be, not the way they are. You gloss over it with a cynical joke and nobody finds out what you really believe in.
: Aha! So my Evil Plan
, "Write Where It Hurts"
"As soon as I finish these WAFFLES
I will get started on my next EEEEEEVIL PLAN!
"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!"
Dancer Man: Thereís only one thing left before I unleash all these clones in my hideous master plan!
Agent Smoulder: Whatís that?
A hideous master plan. I havenít thought of one yet.
— The X Fools