Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?
Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.
"My evil plan to save the world,
just you wait till it's unfurled!
It'll go down in History!
It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself!"
— Five Iron Frenzy, "My Evil Plan to Save the World"
"My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question The Plan at your peril. Uh... any questions?"
The Tick: All right Idea Man, what's the big idea?!
Idea Man: ...Well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich. Then, we wouldn't have to work no more.
The Tick: *Gasp* You cads!
No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of any kind!
—Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (on the subject of her father), Phineas and Ferb
We are making eeeeeeevil plans!
Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands!
We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!''
—The Death Eaters, "It's Not Over Yet", A Very Potter Sequel
From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper,
The head that made headlines in every newspaper,
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job,
That cunning display that made Londoners sob,
Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again...
An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!
— Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design."
"Well, if you will excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."
— Ludwig the Indestructible, Blackadder II
"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."
— Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Wesley: I don't need to hear your evil plans.
"And now for the proceeding with The Plan I have planned!"
—Fawful, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Helen: Daria, the easiest thing in the world for you is being honest about what you observe.
Helen: What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes. About the way you think things should be, not the way they are. You gloss over it with a cynical joke and nobody finds out what you really believe in.
"As soon as I finish these WAFFLES I will get started on my next EEEEEEVIL PLAN!
—Invader Zim, Zim Eats Waffles
"Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!"