Quotes: Covert Pervert

Usagi: Our Haruna is beautiful, lonely, and surrounded by handsome boys who are always undressing her with their eyes. Of course she'd fantasize about being banged by all of them at once in all holes multiple times.
Naru: Come on, Haruna-sensei isn't like that.
Usagi: Au contraire, little one, for you see that even our most prim and proper public faces hide incredible deviance, with the exception of Mr. Rogers.

Lisa: I'm not a pervert! I'm just really curious!
Kensei: Isn't that the definition of a pervert?
Bleach

It stinks like sex in here.

Hisao: I knew it. You're just as dirty-minded as I am.
Lilly: That's a rather crude way of putting it.
Hisao:' Oh? And you would suggest?
Lilly: I merely have a healthy adolescent sex drive.

Pyrrha: Alright, first, I need you to turn around and bend over.
Jaune: (thinking) That sounded kind of illicit... but thereís no way; this is Pyrrha weíre talking about. Iím sure her intentions are pure.
Pyrrha: (thinking) Fuck, I think I just got visually pregnant.

Phineas: We don't do this to compete; we do it for fun.
Ferb: And for the ladies. Rowrr!
Phineas and Ferb, "Thaddeus and Thor"

Agent Sulky: Smoulder, what are you doing lying on the floor?
Agent Smoulder: Iím looking up your file.
The X-Fools, an The X-Files parody

"You could see me doing pornography, Pinkie? What the hell?"
"We all know it's always the nerds that are secretly sex fiends, Twilight."
Spike, who had seen some of the reading material under Twilight's bed, simply nodded sagely.
— The fic Fluffershy

She said to me,
"Forget what you thought-
'Cause good girls are bad girls
Who haven't been caught."
5 Seconds of Summer, "Good Girls"