Phineas: We don't do this to compete; we do it for fun.
Ferb: And for the ladies. Rowrr!
— Phineas and Ferb, "Thaddeus and Thor"
Lisa: I'm not a pervert! I'm just really curious!
Kensei: Isn't that the definition of a pervert?
Hisao: I knew it. You're just as dirty-minded as I am.
Lilly: That's a rather crude way of putting it.
Hisao:' Oh? And you would suggest?
Usagi: Our Haruna is beautiful, lonely, and surrounded by handsome boys who are always undressing her with their eyes. Of course she'd fantasize about being banged by all of them at once in all holes multiple times.
Naru: Come on, Haruna-sensei isn't like that.
Usagi: Au contraire, little one, for you see that even our most prim and proper public faces hide incredible deviance, with the exception of Mr. Rogers.
Agent Sulky: Smoulder, what are you doing lying on the floor?
Agent Smoulder: Iím looking up your file.
— The X Fools