"Why does he have to kill them to prove his point? Can't he just show them a pie chart or something?"
— Tom Servo, Mystery Science Theater 3000
"You know, all this crap could have been avoided if Lelouch just kept his mouth shut and not make a stupid joke like go kill the Japanese in front of Euphy."
"Meet Juliet from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. She is about to take her own life. This fate could've been avoided, if she'd had a Sassy Gay Friend."