Quotes / *Cough* Snark *Cough*

Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
Scott: Nothing. [pretends to sneeze] Ripoff.
Dr. Evil: Bless you.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"(coughs)Homo!(coughs) Excuse me! I just said 'homo'."
Dave, Code Monkeys

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