Quotes / *Cough* Snark *Cough*

Dr. Evil: What did you call me?
Scott: Nothing. [pretends to sneeze] Ripoff.
Dr. Evil: Bless you.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"(coughs)Homo!(coughs) Excuse me! I just said 'homo'."
Dave, Code Monkeys

Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!
The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve?
Rose: What.
Doctor Who, "The Doctor Dances"

Yeah, they [Jane and Pepper] must be busy, because they'd hate missing you guys get together. (cough) Testosterone.
Maria Hill, Avengers: Age of Ultron


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