has stuck it in nearly every famous ho in Hollywood (every SAG-AFTRA membership card comes with a Polaroid of his penis with the words “Call me”
written on the back) so I’m shocked that he’s chosen to settle down. Something is very wrong here. Jeff Goldblum is supposed to be out every night cruising random hipster bars for 20-something models and trying to lure them back to his bachelor pad by asking them in that smooth panty-dropping voice of his if they’d like to see the grey underwear he wore in The Fly
. It’s too early for a slut like Jeff Goldblum to hang a “SORRY, DICK CLOSED” sign on his junk.
honey could raise a pulse in a department store mannequin."
"Deeply swayed by Adell's manliness and cologne, Yukimaru has joined the group!"
"Does Parker know anyone who isn't a stunningly beautiful woman?"
"Hold on a minute. We've got us another one!"
So, why did you get into music? Klavier:
It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.
"You guys are just jealous because every chick on the show wanted to be my girlfriend while you chumps had to settle for fan speculation over my sister!
— Sokka to Aang and Zuko, Avatar: The Last Puppet Bender
Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy, A girl's not a tonic or a pill! Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy, You're just jumpin' for a spill.
— April March, Chick Habit
"You should also know that Benedict Cumberbatch isn't a man. He's a situation that me and most of my friends are all having."
"There were so many girls around me that I started to think about the importance of my life and existence."
"Besides, if he wants kids, Gale won’t have any trouble finding a wife. He’s good-looking, he’s strong enough to handle the work in the mines, and he can hunt. You can tell by the way the girls whisper about him when he walks by in school that they want him."
"Leave some ladies for the rest of us!"
Sasuke: David Bowie
will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from being intensely gorgeous
and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself. David Bowie:
Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.
And out of all those "friends", how many would you say, just out of curiosity, were girls? Doctor:
Oh... [not meeting her eyes]
...some of them, I suppose. Must have been. [starts pressing buttons] Amy:
Some? Doctor: [still not quite looking at her]
It's hard to tell, it's a grey area. Amy:
Under half, over half? Doctor:
Probably - slightly - a little bit over? Amy:
Young? Doctor: Everyone's young compared to me. Amy:
Mm-hmm. Hot? Doctor:
No, no, no, no, no! None of them, not really. Not at all...probably not. Maybe one or two. I don't really notice.
When I was younger, woman used to throw themselves at my feet. Terry:
What'd you do? Bruce: I stepped over them
. Terry: Smooth
The aim of this study is to expose what it is about Harry Dresden
that is, apparently, irresistible to persons interested in the male gender.