Quotes / Chick Magnet

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    Male Examples 
Anime & Manga
"Hold on a minute. We've got us another one!"
Chisame, as yet another girl joins Negi's harem, Mahou Sensei Negima!

Comic Books
"That Nightwing honey could raise a pulse in a department store mannequin."

"Does Parker know anyone who isn't a stunningly beautiful woman?"
The Chameleon on Peter Parker, Spider-Man

Films — Animation
"The girls went wild with 'ooh's and 'aah's."
The Muses about Hercules, Hercules, "Zero to Hero"

"Besides, if he wants kids, Gale won't have any trouble finding a wife. He's good-looking, he's strong enough to handle the work in the mines, and he can hunt. You can tell by the way the girls whisper about him when he walks by in school that they want him."
Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

Live-Action TV
Amy: And out of all those "friends", how many would you say, just out of curiosity, were girls?
Doctor: Oh... [not meeting her eyes]...some of them, I suppose. Must have been. [starts pressing buttons]
Amy: Some?
Doctor: [still not quite looking at her] It's hard to tell, it's a grey area.
Amy: Under half, over half?
Doctor: Probably - slightly - a little bit over?
Amy: Young?
Doctor: Everyone's young compared to me.
Amy: Mm-hmm. Hot?
Doctor: No, no, no, no, no! None of them, not really. Not at all...probably not. Maybe one or two. I don't really notice.
Doctor Who, "Meanwhile in the TARDIS"

Brian, top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder, are you putting us under?
Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well, see you later, innovator
Arctic Monkeys, "Brianstorm"

Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,
A girl's not a tonic or a pill!
Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,
You're just jumpin' for a spill.
April March, Chick Habit

"There were so many girls around me that I started to think about the importance of my life and existence."
Franken, Noblesse

Web Videos
Sasuke: David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from being intensely gorgeous and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.
David Bowie: Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.

Video Games
"Deeply swayed by Adell's manliness and cologne, Yukimaru has joined the group!"
Adell (unwittingly) shows us how it's done in Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories

Visual Novels
Apollo: So, why did you get into music?
Klavier: It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.

Western Animation
"Leave some ladies for the rest of us!"
Bolin, to Mako, The Legend of Korra

Bruce: When I was younger, woman used to throw themselves at my feet.
Terry: What'd you do?
Bruce: I stepped over them.
Terry: Smooth.

"This is a switch — usually it's the girls chasing me!"

Jeff Goldblum has stuck it in nearly every famous ho in Hollywood (every SAG-AFTRA membership card comes with a Polaroid of his penis with the words “Call me” written on the back) so I’m shocked that he’s chosen to settle down. Something is very wrong here. Jeff Goldblum is supposed to be out every night cruising random hipster bars for 20-something models and trying to lure them back to his bachelor pad by asking them in that smooth panty-dropping voice of his if they’d like to see the grey underwear he wore in The Fly. It’s too early for a slut like Jeff Goldblum to hang a “SORRY, DICK CLOSED” sign on his junk.

"You guys are just jealous because every chick on the show wanted to be my girlfriend while you chumps had to settle for fan speculation over my sister!
Sokka to Aang and Zuko, Avatar: The Last Puppet Bender

"You should also know that Benedict Cumberbatch isn't a man. He's a situation that me and most of my friends are all having."

The aim of this study is to expose what it is about Harry Dresden that is, apparently, irresistible to persons interested in the male gender.

    Female Examples 
Anime & Manga
"When we were on the way here on the train...And last night when we at the fireworks party...And this beach...All men's eyes follow you, Ran!"
Sonoko, Detective Conan

"Furukawa-san is very popular. There seem to be customers who come here wanting to see her, too."

Western Animation
"What is you secret, lady? I mean, how do you get two grown men fighting over you like a foul ball from a football game?"
Princess Carolyn to Diane, Bojack Horseman, "Our A-Story is a 'D' Story"

All my men wear English Leather or they wear nothing at all."