History Quotes / ChickMagnet

12th Dec '17 7:44:45 PM creader
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-->-- '''Princess Carolyn''' to '''Diane''', "Our A-Story is a 'D' Story"

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-->-- '''Princess Carolyn''' to '''Diane''', ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'', "Our A-Story is a 'D' Story"
12th Dec '17 7:44:13 PM creader
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-->-- '''Princess Carolyn''' to '''Diane''', '''', "Our A-Story is a 'D' Story"

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-->-- '''Princess Carolyn''' to '''Diane''', '''', "Our A-Story is a 'D' Story"
12th Dec '17 7:43:52 PM creader
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->''"What is you secret, lady? I mean, how do you get two grown men fighting over you like a foul ball from a football game?"''
-->-- '''Princess Carolyn''' to '''Diane''', '''', "Our A-Story is a 'D' Story"
12th Dec '17 7:37:45 PM creader
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->''"Furukawa-san is very popular. There seem to be customers who come here wanting to see her, too."''
-->-- '''Rie''', ''VisualNovel/{{Clannad}}''
12th Dec '17 7:25:07 PM creader
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12th Dec '17 7:24:47 PM creader
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!!Male Examples
->Creator/JeffGoldblum has stuck it in nearly every famous ho in Hollywood (every SAG-AFTRA membership card comes with a Polaroid of his penis with the words ''“Call me”'' written on the back) so I’m shocked that he’s chosen to settle down. Something is very wrong here. Jeff Goldblum is supposed to be out every night cruising random hipster bars for 20-something models and trying to lure them back to his bachelor pad by asking them in that smooth panty-dropping voice of his if they’d like to see the grey underwear he wore in ''The Fly''. It’s too early for a slut like Jeff Goldblum to hang a “SORRY, DICK CLOSED” sign on his junk.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/15/jeff-goldblum-gave-an-engagement-ring-to-his-31-year-old-gymnast-girlfriend/ DListed]]'''''

->''"That Comicbook/{{Nightwing}} honey could raise a pulse in a department store mannequin."
-->-- '''Comicbook/BlackCanary''' in Comicbook/BirdsOfPrey

->''"Deeply swayed by Adell's manliness and cologne, Yukimaru has joined the group!"''
-->-- '''Adell''' (unwittingly) shows us how it's done in ''VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories''

->''"Does Parker know anyone who '''isn't''' a stunningly beautiful woman?"''
-->-- '''The Chameleon''' on Peter Parker, ''SpiderMan''

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!!Male Examples
->Creator/JeffGoldblum has stuck it in nearly every famous ho in Hollywood (every SAG-AFTRA membership card comes with a Polaroid of his penis with the words ''“Call me”'' written on the back) so I’m shocked that he’s chosen to settle down. Something is very wrong here. Jeff Goldblum is supposed to be out every night cruising random hipster bars for 20-something models and trying to lure them back to his bachelor pad by asking them in that smooth panty-dropping voice of his if they’d like to see the grey underwear he wore in ''The Fly''. It’s too early for a slut like Jeff Goldblum to hang a “SORRY, DICK CLOSED” sign on his junk.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/15/jeff-goldblum-gave-an-engagement-ring-to-his-31-year-old-gymnast-girlfriend/ DListed]]'''''

->''"That Comicbook/{{Nightwing}} honey could raise a pulse in a department store mannequin."
-->-- '''Comicbook/BlackCanary''' in Comicbook/BirdsOfPrey

->''"Deeply swayed by Adell's manliness and cologne, Yukimaru has joined the group!"''
-->-- '''Adell''' (unwittingly) shows us how it's done in ''VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories''

->''"Does Parker know anyone who '''isn't''' a stunningly beautiful woman?"''
-->-- '''The Chameleon''' on Peter Parker, ''SpiderMan''
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[[folder:Male Examples]]
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->'''Apollo:''' So, why did you get into music?\\
'''Klavier:''' It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney''

->''Brian, top marks for not trying''\\
''So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness''\\
''We're grateful and so strangely comforted''\\
''And I wonder, are you putting us under?''\\
''Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination''\\
''Well, see you later, innovator''
-->-- '''Music/ArcticMonkeys''', "Brianstorm"

->''"You guys are just jealous because every chick on the show wanted to be '''my''' girlfriend while you chumps had to settle for fan speculation over [[LauncherOfAThousandShips my sister!]]''
-->-- '''Sokka''' to Aang and Zuko, ''Avatar: The Last Puppet Bender''

-> ''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''\\
''A girl's not a tonic or a pill!''\\
''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''\\
''You're just jumpin' for a spill.''
-->-- '''April March''', ''Chick Habit''

->''"You should also know that Creator/BenedictCumberbatch isn't a man. He's a situation that me and most of my friends are all having."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/meghan-okeefe/benedict-cumberbatch_b_1231634.html The Huffington Post]]''

->''"There were so many girls around me that I started to think about the importance of my life and existence."''
-->-- '''Franken''', ''Webcomic/{{Noblesse}}''

->''"Besides, if he wants kids, Gale won’t have any trouble finding a wife. He’s good-looking, he’s strong enough to handle the work in the mines, and he can hunt. You can tell by the way the girls whisper about him when he walks by in school that they want him."''
-->-- '''Katniss Everdeen''', ''Literature/TheHungerGames''



-> ''"Leave some ladies for the rest of us!"''
-->-- '''Bolin''', to '''Mako''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

-> '''Sasuke:''' Music/DavidBowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from [[CursedWithAwesome being intensely gorgeous]] and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.\\
'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext David Bowie]]:''' Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.
-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

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-> ''"Leave some ladies for the rest of us!"''
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->''"That Comicbook/{{Nightwing}} honey could raise a pulse in a department store mannequin."''
-->-- '''Bolin''', to '''Mako''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

-> '''Sasuke:''' Music/DavidBowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from [[CursedWithAwesome being intensely gorgeous]] and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.\\
'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext David Bowie]]:''' Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.
'''Comicbook/BlackCanary''', ''Comicbook/BirdsOfPrey''

->''"Does Parker know anyone who '''isn't''' a stunningly beautiful woman?"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''
'''The Chameleon''' on Peter Parker, ''SpiderMan''

[[AC:Films -- Animation]]
->''"The girls went wild with 'ooh's and 'aah's."''
-->-- '''The Muses''' about Hercules, ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'', "Zero to Hero"

[[AC:Literature]]
->''"Besides, if he wants kids, Gale won't have any trouble finding a wife. He's good-looking, he's strong enough to handle the work in the mines, and he can hunt. You can tell by the way the girls whisper about him when he walks by in school that they want him."''
-->-- '''Katniss Everdeen''', ''Literature/TheHungerGames''

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[[AC:Music]]
->''Brian, top marks for not trying''\\
''So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness''\\
''We're grateful and so strangely comforted''\\
''And I wonder, are you putting us under?''\\
''Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination''\\
''Well, see you later, innovator''
-->-- '''Music/ArcticMonkeys''', "Brianstorm"

->''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''\\
''A girl's not a tonic or a pill!''\\
''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''\\
''You're just jumpin' for a spill.''
-->-- '''April March''', ''Chick Habit''

[[AC:Webcomics]]
->''"There were so many girls around me that I started to think about the importance of my life and existence."''
-->-- '''Franken''', ''Webcomic/{{Noblesse}}''

[[AC:Web Videos]]
->'''Sasuke:''' Music/DavidBowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from [[CursedWithAwesome being intensely gorgeous]] and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.\\
'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext David Bowie]]:''' Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.
-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

[[AC:Video Games]]
->''"Deeply swayed by Adell's manliness and cologne, Yukimaru has joined the group!"''
-->-- '''Adell''' (unwittingly) shows us how it's done in ''VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories''

[[AC:Visual Novels]]
->'''Apollo:''' So, why did you get into music?\\
'''Klavier:''' It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney''

[[AC:Western Animation]]
-> ''"Leave some ladies for the rest of us!"''
-->-- '''Bolin''', to '''Mako''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''



->''"This is a switch -- usually it's the girls chasing me!"''
-->-- '''Launchpad''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'', "[[Recap/DuckTalesS1E38LostCrownOfGenghisKhan Lost Crown of Genghis Khan]]"

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->Creator/JeffGoldblum has stuck it in nearly every famous ho in Hollywood (every SAG-AFTRA membership card comes with a Polaroid of his penis with the words ''“Call me”'' written on the back) so I’m shocked that he’s chosen to settle down. Something is very wrong here. Jeff Goldblum is supposed to be out every night cruising random hipster bars for 20-something models and trying to lure them back to his bachelor pad by asking them in that smooth panty-dropping voice of his if they’d like to see the grey underwear he wore in ''The Fly''. It’s too early for a slut like Jeff Goldblum to hang a “SORRY, DICK CLOSED” sign on his junk.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/15/jeff-goldblum-gave-an-engagement-ring-to-his-31-year-old-gymnast-girlfriend/ DListed]]'''''

->''"You guys are just jealous because every chick on the show wanted to be '''my''' girlfriend while you chumps had to settle for fan speculation over [[LauncherOfAThousandShips my sister!]]''
-->-- '''Sokka''' to Aang and Zuko, ''Avatar: The Last Puppet Bender''

->''"You should also know that Creator/BenedictCumberbatch isn't a man. He's a situation that me and most of my friends are all having."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/meghan-okeefe/benedict-cumberbatch_b_1231634.html The Huffington Post]]''




->'''Launchpad''': This is a switch -- usually it's the girls chasing me!
-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'', "[[Recap/DuckTalesS1E38LostCrownOfGenghisKhan Lost Crown of Genghis Khan]]"

->''"The girls went wild with 'ooh's and 'aah's."''
-->-- '''The Muses''' about Hercules, ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'', "Zero to Hero"

!!Female Examples

->''[[ThePornomancer All my men]] wear English Leather or [[ReallyGetsAround they]] wear nothing at all."''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZy_4CovR04#t=16m02s This cologne commercial]]

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\n->'''Launchpad''': This is a switch -- usually it's the girls chasing me!\n-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'', "[[Recap/DuckTalesS1E38LostCrownOfGenghisKhan Lost Crown of Genghis Khan]]"\n\n->''"The girls went wild with 'ooh's and 'aah's."''\n-->-- '''The Muses''' about Hercules, ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'', "Zero to Hero"\n\n!!Female Examples\n\n->''[[ThePornomancer All my men]] wear English Leather or [[ReallyGetsAround they]] wear nothing at all."''\n-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZy_4CovR04#t=16m02s This cologne commercial]] \n[[/folder]]

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->''[[ThePornomancer All my men]] wear English Leather or [[ReallyGetsAround they]] wear nothing at all."''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZy_4CovR04#t=16m02s This cologne commercial]]
31st Oct '17 6:47:37 PM creader
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->''"When we were on the way here on the train...And last night when we at the fireworks party...And this beach...All men's eyes follow you, Ran!"''
-->-- '''Sonoko''', ''Manga/DetectiveConan''
4th Oct '17 12:51:08 PM WilliamRadarStorm
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->''[[ThePornomancer All my men]] wear English Leather or [[ReallyGetsAround they]] wear nothing at all."''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZy_4CovR04#t=16m02s This commercial]]


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->''[[ThePornomancer All my men]] wear English Leather or [[ReallyGetsAround they]] wear nothing at all."''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZy_4CovR04#t=16m02s This cologne commercial]]
3rd Sep '17 8:51:29 PM creader
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->''"The girls went wild with 'ooh's and 'aah's."''
-->-- '''The Muses''' about Hercules, ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'', "Zero to Hero"

!!Female Examples
16th Mar '17 7:02:35 AM Nick98
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->''Brian, top marks for not trying''\\
''So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness''\\
''We're grateful and so strangely comforted''\\
''And I wonder, are you putting us under?''\\
''Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination''\\
''Well, see you later, innovator''
-->-- '''Music/ArcticMonkeys''', "Brianstorm"
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