History Quotes / ChickMagnet

4th Jun '16 6:12:38 PM Gamermaster
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2nd Jun '16 1:22:19 PM nighttrainfm
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->''"You guys are just jealous because every chick on the show wanted to be '''my''' girlfriend while [[TheHero you]] [[AntiVillain chumps]] had to settle for fan speculation over [[LauncherOfAThousandShips my sister!]]''

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->''"You guys are just jealous because every chick on the show wanted to be '''my''' girlfriend while [[TheHero you]] [[AntiVillain chumps]] you chumps had to settle for fan speculation over [[LauncherOfAThousandShips my sister!]]''
9th May '16 10:15:17 PM HeroGal2347
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->'''Launchpad''': This is a switch -- usually it's the girls chasing me!
-->--''WesternAnimation/DuckTales'', "[[Recap/DuckTalesS1E38LostCrownOfGenghisKhan Lost Crown of Genghis Khan]]"
5th May '16 4:42:06 PM nombretomado
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-> '''Sasuke:''' Creator/DavidBowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from [[CursedWithAwesome being intensely gorgeous]] and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.\\

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-> '''Sasuke:''' Creator/DavidBowie Music/DavidBowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from [[CursedWithAwesome being intensely gorgeous]] and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.\\
26th Oct '15 11:10:41 AM sorako
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->''They say in his heyday, he could impregnate a woman with but a glance!''
-->--'''Mizore Yukihiro''', on the subject of [[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Negi Springfield]], ''Manga/UQHolder''
21st Oct '15 10:55:16 PM Gamermaster
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->''They say in his heyday, he could impregnate a woman with but a glance!''
-->--'''Mizore Yukihiro''', on the subject of [[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Negi Springfield]], ''Manga/UQHolder''
20th Aug '15 7:05:52 PM Rjinswand
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'''[[MemeticSexGod Klavier]]:''' It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.

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'''[[MemeticSexGod Klavier]]:''' '''Klavier:''' It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.
28th Jan '15 3:31:36 PM johnnyfog
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->Creator/JeffGoldblum has stuck it in nearly every famous ho in Hollywood (every SAG-AFTRA membership card comes with a Polaroid of his penis with the words ''“Call me”'' written on the back) so I’m shocked that he’s chosen to settle down. Something is very wrong here. Jeff Goldblum is supposed to be out every night cruising random hipster bars for 20-something models and trying to lure them back to his bachelor pad by asking them in that smooth panty-dropping voice of his if they’d like to see the grey underwear he wore in ''The Fly''. It’s too early for a slut like Jeff Goldblum to hang a “SORRY, DICK CLOSED” sign on his junk.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/15/jeff-goldblum-gave-an-engagement-ring-to-his-31-year-old-gymnast-girlfriend/ DListed]]'''''
20th Jan '15 7:28:45 PM Discar
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->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''

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->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''
-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''
20th Jan '15 7:28:27 PM Discar
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->'''Apollo:''' So, why did you get into music?
->'''[[MemeticSexGod Klavier]]:''' It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.

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->'''Apollo:''' So, why did you get into music?
->'''[[MemeticSexGod
music?\\
'''[[MemeticSexGod
Klavier]]:''' It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.



-> ''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''
-> ''A girl's not a tonic or a pill!''
-> ''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''
-> ''You're just jumpin' for a spill.''

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-> ''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''
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daddy,''\\
''A girl's not a tonic or a pill!''
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pill!''\\
''Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,''
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daddy,''\\
''You're just jumpin' for a spill.''



-> '''Sasuke:''' Creator/DavidBowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from [[CursedWithAwesome being intensely gorgeous]] and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.
-> '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext David Bowie]]:''' Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.

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-> '''Sasuke:''' Creator/DavidBowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from [[CursedWithAwesome being intensely gorgeous]] and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.
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myself.\\
'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext David Bowie]]:''' Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.



->'''Amy:''' And out of all those "friends", how many would you say, just out of curiosity, were girls?
->'''Doctor:''' Oh...''(not meeting her eyes)''...some of them, I suppose. Must have been. ''(starts pressing buttons)''
->'''Amy:''' Some?
->'''Doctor:''' ''(still not quite looking at her)'' It's hard to tell, it's a grey area.
->'''Amy:''' Under half, over half?
->'''Doctor:''' Probably - slightly - a little bit over?
->'''Amy:''' Young?
->'''Doctor:''' [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Everyone's young compared to me.]]
->'''Amy:''' Mm-hmm. ''Hot?''
->'''Doctor:''' No, no, no, no, no! None of them, not really. Not at all...probably not. Maybe one or two. I don't really notice.

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->'''Amy:''' And out of all those "friends", how many would you say, just out of curiosity, were girls?
->'''Doctor:''' Oh...''(not
girls?\\
'''Doctor:''' Oh... ''[not
meeting her eyes)''...eyes]''...some of them, I suppose. Must have been. ''(starts ''[starts pressing buttons)''
->'''Amy:''' Some?
->'''Doctor:''' ''(still
buttons]''\\
'''Amy:''' Some?\\
'''Doctor:''' ''[still
not quite looking at her)'' her]'' It's hard to tell, it's a grey area.
->'''Amy:'''
area.\\
'''Amy:'''
Under half, over half?
->'''Doctor:'''
half?\\
'''Doctor:'''
Probably - slightly - a little bit over?
->'''Amy:''' Young?
->'''Doctor:'''
over?\\
'''Amy:''' Young?\\
'''Doctor:'''
[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Everyone's young compared to me.]]
->'''Amy:'''
]]\\
'''Amy:'''
Mm-hmm. ''Hot?''
->'''Doctor:'''
''Hot?''\\
'''Doctor:'''
No, no, no, no, no! None of them, not really. Not at all...probably not. Maybe one or two. I don't really notice.



'''Terry:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Smooth]].\\
--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''

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'''Terry:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Smooth]].\\
--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''
Smooth]].
->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''
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