"...one of the most bizarre [interactive movie games
] of all... was Brain Dead 13
. Now, being in an interactive movie means that the whole game is pretty much one huge Quick Time Event
. If you push the wrong button or you dilly-dally for too long at any point... *spit noise* you're dead
! What's worse is that the game doesn't tell you which button to push, or when
. Lucky for you, though, you've got infinite lives.
And also, like Dragons Lair
, the animations are good, like... they look like a Saturday morning cartoon from the '90s
. [...] Despite its cartoony looks, Brain Dead 13
is one of the most violent games that I've seen in a good while. If there were blood in it
, I'd say it's actually more gruesome than Mortal Kombat
. [...] BUT, does Mortal Kombat
have someone shred a guy to bits in a blender and drink 'em? I guarantee you... it does not. [...] With all this violence and... sexual content...
It surprises me that Brain Dead 13 got a K-A rating
. For the youngsters out there, that's basically the '90s' equivalent of an "E" rating. I think the fact that it's a cartoon... makes it more disturbing, and it probably left more than a couple of kids messed up
. [...] Only problem is, most people these days probably don't have the patience to sit through a trial-and-error game
like this. ... Then again... maybe... that's for the best."
"Just to prove that this game isn't messing around... Yes, you can die within the first two seconds."