This page is for things I say, things I write, and things that I like a lot.
"MSPA: The only fandom that DDoS's its own site"
So Youre Saying You Dont Steal Dangerous Books On Dark Magic From The Restricted Section In The Dead Of Night
Is That Correct
Is That What You Are Asserting Here
In The Restricted Section
Surrounded By Dangerous Books On Dark Magic
"Time to make the best of a bad situation."
"Suisei no kirameki yo, ware wa koko ni iru..." ("Glittering comet, I am here...")
"Hakukin no honoo yo, daichi ni furisosoge!" ("Rain down upon the earth the flame of platinum!")
Locomoco casting Meteor, Gloria Union
GM: Did any of you listen to the campaign opening?
Twilight Sparkle (OOC): Yeah, but... was THAT supposed to be the important part?
"All good things come to those who work hard for them"
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life."
"The phrase 'friends with benefits' is redundant. Friends are benefits"
Awe Striker: Because having shards of glass embedded in your fist is a world of pain
The Blind Archer: A world of pain... FOR THE GUY YOU PUNCH
"If you'll excuse me, I must go set my own city on fire."
Count Selvan, Radiant Historia
"Do the mods even bother to read this thread anymore?"
L Mage on the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic thread (the WA one)
"Only in America can a pizza get to your house before the ambulance can"
"Hm. This question is like a zen koan. In attempting to answer, my head has been purged of all thought.
"I just don’t know what to say."
Andrew Hussie's answer to "What's your take on Owen Wilson?"
"The seat of my pants is like a magic carpet, and I am singing to you while we swoop over Arabia. You are Jasmine, and you’re smitten as hell."
"Jaffar is all the congressmen who got owned yesterday."
Andrew Hussie, discussing the SOPA blackout he established in Homestuck, via Tumblr
“Urh. It burns me up that someone would do that! The culprit is playing You Get To Die ASAP, if I have anything to say about it. Can I host?”
Watcher "Emerald", Lost in Infinitynote
"Forgiveness is the best revenge"
"They reinvent the wheel by taking two wheels and giving you a super rad stunt motorcycle."
We Can Do Nothing Here But Perish, on Sting!'s RPGs.
"Great job, HC. Now one of the bombs is going to join your team, and try to kill Cecil with a knife. And be overly emo for most of the plot until he actually goes through character development."
"We join our heroes and they are surrounded by unconscious little boys."
Evi I Paladin as the GM
"You begin to suspect that your bowl is a portal to the Meat Dimension."
"Next time, on Dragon Ball V. Will Omniscient run of of MP before Fork Tower explodes in 5 minutes?"
Enlong, on defeating Omniscient without MP-draining techniques or the ability to do damage.