Quotes: Archnemesis Dad


"Daddy's got an arm
And baby's gonna harm his arm
By tearing it off his dad
Baby's building a tower into space
Space is where he's gonna find his dad."
Finn, Adventure Time

Bruce Banner: Maybe once you were my father. But you're not now and you never will be.
David Banner: Is that so? Well, I got news for you. I didn't come here to see you. I came here to see my son. My real son. The one inside of you. You're nothing but a superficial shell...a husk of flimsy consciousness...ready to be torn off at a moment's notice.
— ''Hulk'

Noah Cross: As you found out, Evelyn was lost to me a long time ago.
Gittes: Who do you blame for that — her?
Cross: I don't blame myself.

Naomi: So, is it true? Was Big Boss really your father?
Snake: That's what he said. That's all I know.
Naomi: And you were able to kill him, knowing that?
Snake: Yup.
Naomi: How?
Snake: He wanted it. Besides, some people just need killing.

Wesley Wyndam-Price: You never had any use for me as a child, and you can't bear the thought of me as an adult. Tell me, father, what is it that galls you so, that I was never as good at the job as you? or that I just might be better?
Roger Wyndam-Price: Oh, yes, this is Los Angeles. We have to talk about our feelings. Then maybe we'll hug.
Wesley: It's doubtful.
Angel, "Lineage"

"You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Casterly Rock. Go!"
Tywin Lannister speaking to Tyrion, Game of Thrones, "Valar Dohaeri"

Dracula: Still uttering the same nonsense. No matter. Now is the time to put aside your weak human side, and join me in remaking this world!
Alucard: Dracula, in the name of my mother, I will defeat you again!

Real Life

Chris: As much as Iíve criticized Smallville for being a slight to the character of Superman ó being that SmallvilleĎs Clark is wishy-washy and refuses to Superman up ó this episode made me think itís just as much a slight to Lexís character. The real villain would seem to be Lionel.
David: I presume Lex was trying to not be a total douchebag and ended up becoming one anyway. But honestly, Lionel treats his family like Darkseid treats his minions.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Luthor")

"Because Khloe Kartrashian is Pimp Mama Krisí second hardest-whoring fame ho, she made sure that Kim Kartrashianís greasy James and the Giant Peach ass didnít inhale all of the attention last night...Iím holding onto my crucifix tight and have my vat of holy water ready, because I know Pimp Mama Kris is going to try to top both of her hos. Khloe re-told an old KKK joke and Kim hit the Internet with her oily ass cheeks, so I fully expect PMK to 'leak' a sex tape of her doing her man in a plastic pool full of lube while wearing a white hood."