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Anime and Manga
"Putting all her weight on my body, Haruhi then pushed me down to the floor. Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position."
Kyoki: (reprimanding Love Espada) "Espada-senpai! This year, I won't let you do as you please!!
"
(Espada coaxes her into one of the school's clubrooms and does exactly that)
" (Espada coaxes her into one of the school's clubrooms and does exactly that)
Comic Books
Lana Lang: Lois... We've been rivals for years... How will we ever forget Superman?
Lois Lane: I know, Lana dear... We must comfort each other!
Lois Lane: I know, Lana dear... We must comfort each other!
"Take off that Supergirl costume right now! And remove those boots, too!"
—Superman asking his sixteen-year-old cousin to put on her civilian clothes, Action Comics #270
"Kara is so moody! She misses the gay times she had as Linda Danvers."
"I keep thinking about Firebrand! Oh, wouldn't it be exciting if I could have a wonder horse for my own? The fun we could have together! Gosh, just thinking about it gives me goose flesh! I hope I can fall asleep tonight!"
Film — Animated
"You know what Jones, you want this chain so bad? Big daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it."
—Thrax, Osmosis Jones
"What are ya gonna do, suck me to death?"
—Air Conditioner, The Brave Little Toaster
Film — Live-Action
26 INT. CATESBY'S OFFICE
Sir William Catesby, the King's private secretary, is on the phone to Lord Hastings, the Prime Minister.
CATESBY: The King's physicians fear him mightily. Prime Minister, the King doth call for you.
27 INT. HASTINGS' PRIVATE APARTMENT AT 10 DOWNING STREET
Hastings, 60 years old, is answering the phone, as his teenage mistress massages his fat body toward orgasm.
HASTINGS: Catesby, I come!
Sir William Catesby, the King's private secretary, is on the phone to Lord Hastings, the Prime Minister.
CATESBY: The King's physicians fear him mightily. Prime Minister, the King doth call for you.
27 INT. HASTINGS' PRIVATE APARTMENT AT 10 DOWNING STREET
Hastings, 60 years old, is answering the phone, as his teenage mistress massages his fat body toward orgasm.
HASTINGS: Catesby, I come!
— Early draft of Ian McKellen's adaptation of Richard III
Live-Action TV
Clara: (climbing out of a window) My bustle is stuck!
The Doctor: Your bustle?!
(he pulls her out of the window but falls backwards, Clara lands on top of him)
The Doctor: You're going to have to take those clothes off.
Clara: (gasps)
The Doctor: ...I didn't mean-
Clara: I know.
The Doctor: I just-
Clara: I understand, I do.
The Doctor: Good.
The Doctor: Your bustle?!
(he pulls her out of the window but falls backwards, Clara lands on top of him)
The Doctor: You're going to have to take those clothes off.
Clara: (gasps)
The Doctor: ...I didn't mean-
Clara: I know.
The Doctor: I just-
Clara: I understand, I do.
The Doctor: Good.
—Doctor Who, "The Snowmen"
Stephen Fry: What you need is length and thickness...
Alan Davies: That is going to be snipped out, straight on YouTube.
Alan Davies: That is going to be snipped out, straight on YouTube.
—QI
Video Games
"...Eh, eh...Ah!? ...Human!!? Are you serious!? Right in front of me!?"
"This is how we BANG!"
—"THIS IS HDM" by Relect, crossbeats REV. SUNRISE
"Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"
—Sora, Kingdom Hearts
"Link checked the chest! Wow, this is a nice chest!"
J. Jonah Jameson: Be a man about it! SHOW THEM YOUR MANHOOD!
Peter Parker: Yes, sir!...wait, WHAT?!
Peter Parker: Yes, sir!...wait, WHAT?!
"Go over and touch NiGHTS. You'll see what I mean. That is, of course, if you're interested in that sort of thing..."
"The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!"
—Schezo Wegey, Puyo Puyo Tetris
"I see... Milk."
—Marion while staring at Sonia's boobs, Shining Resonance comedy skit
"I'm really going to enjoy this. Prepare to bleed."
—Deko Gekisho, Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
"Oh, they're sucking each other!"
— JayMoji while watching Splatoon 3 footage of two Ink Vacs at a standstill, at which point he immediately pauses to regret what he said
of two Ink Vacs at a standstill, at which point he immediately pauses to regret what he said"I'm told I come across as awkward sometimes, but if nothing else, I'm good with my hands."
—Eleanor Hume, Tales of Berseria
"I have no idea who you are, but I thank you for arousing me."
—Beruga, Terranigma
"I'm coming!" (while trying to catch his car up)
—"CCR" Motoki, Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune 4
Web Animation
Wait 'til you hear what Sunny Jim asked me to swallow.
—Darlene Spritzer, Lobo (Webseries)
Web Video
Meanwhile, Egon is having just like a horrible time... Or maybe, like, the best time of his entire life. I don't know; this moan could go either way.
Data Sora: Guys, I gotta go inside to look.
Goofy: Who’s to say if it’s even safe inside Riku?
Mickey: Who wrote this script?
Goofy: Who’s to say if it’s even safe inside Riku?
Mickey: Who wrote this script?
Archibald: I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Friend: What the hell is that?
SungWon: Huh? Oh, uh, I-I'm playing a game. Uh, I played five "Archibald Arrives" cards and that's just the voice clip he does.
Friend: OK, that's—
Archibald: Auuuughhh! Auuuughhh!
Friend: And that?
SungWon: That's his damage sound.
Archibald: I'm finished.
SungWon: That's a defeat quote.
Archibald: Are you satisfied now?
SungWon: It's a cutscene now.
Archibald: Aighe'luvsekks!note
Friend: OK, now he's just saying it.
SungWon: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's the name of the ice dragon he's fighting. See? (a picture of Aighe'luvsekks is shown)
Friend: That just seems intentional now.
SungWon: I mean, it makes sense if you play the game.
Archibald: Do you hear me?! Aighe'luvsekks!
SungWon: OK, I hear it now.
Archibald: Finish me!
Friend: What the hell is that?
SungWon: Huh? Oh, uh, I-I'm playing a game. Uh, I played five "Archibald Arrives" cards and that's just the voice clip he does.
Friend: OK, that's—
Archibald: Auuuughhh! Auuuughhh!
Friend: And that?
SungWon: That's his damage sound.
Archibald: I'm finished.
SungWon: That's a defeat quote.
Archibald: Are you satisfied now?
SungWon: It's a cutscene now.
Archibald: Aighe'luvsekks!note
Friend: OK, now he's just saying it.
SungWon: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's the name of the ice dragon he's fighting. See? (a picture of Aighe'luvsekks is shown)
Friend: That just seems intentional now.
SungWon: I mean, it makes sense if you play the game.
Archibald: Do you hear me?! Aighe'luvsekks!
SungWon: OK, I hear it now.
Archibald: Finish me!
Alright guys, how about we check out my full body. I will now show you my body. Wait.. wait hold on, hold on, nononono wait wait wait that isn't what-
Scott: I said don't.
Logan: ...maybe it's time for us to move on.
Critic: You and I, that one night of passion, it's over now!
Logan: ...maybe it's time for us to move on.
Critic: You and I, that one night of passion, it's over now!
I'm all into stables, more than two men in a stable, I'm always interested in.
—Mr. OOC, OSW Review: WrestleMania X-7
Chugga: Look at her her (Peach's) hair and (notices Peach's animation looks rather "suggestive") What the hell? WHAT!?
Jon: Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!
Jon: Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!
(whacking himself with a replica of Thor's hammer with each word) Trying! So! Very! Hard! To! Be! Family! Friendly!
—Silver Quill reacting to one of these, Bronies React: Shadow Play
Webcomics
Black: We are the protagonists.
Joy: And we fight for love and justice.
Black: I'm Black.
Joy: And I'm Joy.
Black: And on behalf of my balls,
Both: We shall punish you!
Joy: And we fight for love and justice.
Black: I'm Black.
Joy: And I'm Joy.
Black: And on behalf of my balls,
Both: We shall punish you!
Angus: Busy night, eh?
Hannelore: Yes, very!
Angus: It sure sounded like you were enjoying yourselves.
Hannelore: Oh no, did we keep you up? I tried to be quiet!
Angus: It's cool. It's hard to be quiet when you're that excited.
Hannelore: At first I wasn't really sure what was going on, but Marigold explained everything as we went along, and then I just got carried away, you know?
Angus: I'm impressed you were keep up with her all night like that.
Hannelore: Hehe, I'm sorta regretting it now. My butt is all sore!
Marigold: HANNELORE, he's IMPLYING-
Angus: No! Don't say it! You'll break the spell!
Hannelore: My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! And then that giant dog!
Hannelore: Yes, very!
Angus: It sure sounded like you were enjoying yourselves.
Hannelore: Oh no, did we keep you up? I tried to be quiet!
Angus: It's cool. It's hard to be quiet when you're that excited.
Hannelore: At first I wasn't really sure what was going on, but Marigold explained everything as we went along, and then I just got carried away, you know?
Angus: I'm impressed you were keep up with her all night like that.
Hannelore: Hehe, I'm sorta regretting it now. My butt is all sore!
Marigold: HANNELORE, he's IMPLYING-
Angus: No! Don't say it! You'll break the spell!
Hannelore: My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! And then that giant dog!
Website
People reveal the most intimate parts of themselves when they talk about their dreams.
—Reddit's description for their dream-related subforum.
Western Animation
"But I didn't turn you on!"
—D.W. Read to a toy, Arthur, "Tales From the Crib"
"The dog's got my wiener! The dog's got my wiener!"
—D.W. Read, Arthur, "Sick as a Dog"
"Come to daddy, My pet!"
—Kyle, Fanboy and Chum Chum
"Give us Black Dick, and we fear nothing."
—Sarah Phillips, Liberty's Kidsnote
"Don't worry. Rarity. I've got you covered."
"Is the beaver fresh, today?"
—King Julian, The Penguins of Madagascar
"Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. I'm used to swallowing huge loads."
—Xavier, Xavier: Renegade Angel
Real Life
"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressive girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat- and that was what I was after."
—Mark Twain explaining that timing beats is everything when telling a horror story (or a joke), How To Tell A Story.
