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Quotes / Accidental Innuendo

"Just go to East Asia and start talking about the comic Tintin. They will either start laughing or stare at you in a weird way. This innuendo is so accidental, you need to speak a different language (or at least know some vocabulary) to recognize it.

Vibration does what no hand can!"
Advertisement for Maybelline Mascara With a Vibrating Wand

"Putting all her weight on my body, Haruhi then pushed me down to the floor. Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position."

Stephen Fry: What you need is length and thickness...
Alan Davies: That is going to be snipped out, straight on YouTube.

Chugga: Look at her her (Peach's) hair and (notices Peach's animation looks rather "suggestive") What the hell? WHAT!?
Jon: Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!
The Runaway Guys pointing out Peach's rather unusual animation during Mario Party.

"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressive girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat- and that was what I was after."
Mark Twain explaining that timing beats is everything when telling a horror story (or a joke), How To Tell A Story.