Quotes / Accidental Innuendo

"Just go to East Asia and start talking about the comic Tintin. They will either start laughing or stare at you in a weird way. This innuendo is so accidental, you need to speak a different language (or at least know some vocabulary) to recognize it.

Vibration does what no hand can!"
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"Putting all her weight on my body, Haruhi then pushed me down to the floor. Haruhi rode me like a horse, getting in the mount position."

Kyoki: (reprimanding Love Espada) "Espada-senpai! This year, I won't let you do as you please!!"
(Espada coaxes her into one of the school's clubrooms and does exactly that)

Stephen Fry: What you need is length and thickness...
Alan Davies: That is going to be snipped out, straight on YouTube.
QI

Chugga: Look at her her (Peach's) hair and (notices Peach's animation looks rather "suggestive") What the hell? WHAT!?
Jon: Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!
The Runaway Guys pointing out Peach's rather unusual animation during Mario Party.

"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressive girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat- and that was what I was after."
Mark Twain explaining that timing beats is everything when telling a horror story (or a joke), How To Tell A Story.

Angus: Busy night, eh?
Hannelore: Yes, very!
Angus: It sure sounded like you were enjoying yourselves.
Hannelore: Oh no, did we keep you up? I tried to be quiet!
Angus: It's cool. It's hard to be quiet when you're that excited.
Hannelore: At first I wasn't really sure what was going on, but Marigold explained everything as we went along, and then I just got carried away, you know?
Angus: I'm impressed you were keep up with her all night like that.
Hannelore: Hehe, I'm sorta regretting it now. My butt is all sore!
Marigold: HANNELORE, he's IMPLYING-
Angus: No! Don't say it! You'll break the spell!
Hannelore: My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! And then that giant dog!

Take off that Supergirl costume right now! And remove those boots, too!
Superman asking his sixteen-year-old cousin to put on her civilian clothes

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