Tumblr user: are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
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◊: With the heat of the sun helping them stay warm, they are actually conserving energy. They like to seek out sunlight for naps because this offsets the drop in basal metabolism that comes with sleep's shutdown of certain body processes.
Tumblr user: what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
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◊: With the heat of the sun helping them stay warm, they are actually conserving energy. They like to seek out sunlight for naps because this offsets the drop in basal metabolism that comes with sleep's shutdown of certain body processes. Tumblr user: what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
— tumblr user pearswhy
"It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.
[later]
That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show."
, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil. [later]
That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show."
— tumblr user prokopetz, on Supernatural
tockthewatchdog:
Archie Comics drama: oh no! archie signed up for a beach dance contest with veronica on the same day he said he’d help betty with a shoe drive for kids! but mr. lodge says if he doesn’t do the dance contest he can’t have a summer job and archie needs that money to pay reggie back!
Riverdale drama: betty can no longer ignore the urge to kill. mr. lodge seduced and drugged archie so he could plant his unconscious body at the scene of a mob hit. jughead killed reggie with his car. veronica became a madam by accident.
archiesweirdfantasy: so what’s cool is that this post is from last july and since then three out of four of these joke sentences have literally happened on the show
— tumblr exchange
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
— Proverb
"He may have never even picked up a controller in his life, but he nailed it."'
— Jim Sterling on eXistenZ
Eggman (Voiced by Alfred): It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.
(...)
Ryan: Alfred, I hope you know that is what actually happens in the story.
Penny: That is actually- like he literally was like-
Alfred: Wait, dead seriously? Seriously?
Penny and Ryan: He literally says this island will explode-
[Prison Island starts exploding]
Alfred: OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW! Oh my god, I didn't know!
(...)
Ryan: Alfred, I hope you know that is what actually happens in the story.
Penny: That is actually- like he literally was like-
Alfred: Wait, dead seriously? Seriously?
Penny and Ryan: He literally says this island will explode-
[Prison Island starts exploding]
Alfred: OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW! Oh my god, I didn't know!
Eggman: (as the Biolizard appears) You shall revel in nothing but destruction. Shadow could've been a true beast, and NOW YOU SHALL DIE!
Ryan: That's actually the story.
[Beat]
Alfred: Is it?
Ryan: That's actually the story.
[Beat]
Alfred: Is it?
[Corey's Player Character is sucked through a window into a Bottomless Pit that runs through Cloud City]
Pete: Wait wait wait... So it's a vacuum in there?
Jim: It'll be the Bernoulli effect. Probably a power generating wind turbine column using the temperature differential between the base and the top of Cloud City.
[Beat Panel]
Game Master: Yes. That's it.
Pete: Wait wait wait... So it's a vacuum in there?
Jim: It'll be the Bernoulli effect. Probably a power generating wind turbine column using the temperature differential between the base and the top of Cloud City.
[Beat Panel]
Game Master: Yes. That's it.
— Campaign Comic characters discussing an in-universe occurrence, Darths & Droids
[EDIT:] "Which flow is the Calamity in?" "I don't know." That was uncomfortably prescient. I tried to just avoid using my headcanon in case I got proven wrong and I ended up guessing Nintendo's official stance on it. Good lady.
—author's notes for Intervention in the Era of Calamity, a Hyrule Warriors fanfic.
, a Hyrule Warriors fanfic.Okay, so about twenty years ago, I designed this character, Perry the Platypus. And I colored him a teal-green 'cause I just thought it looked cool, but since then I've had to answer this question a lot: "So, why is he green?" I just thought it looked cool. "You know, platypuses aren't green." And kids' heads aren't triangles. What-what's your point? But guess what just happened! This is a real thing that just happened! They just discovered that platypuses have a special kind of bioluminescence, and in ultraviolet light, they glow green. I called it! I called it! [in Doofenshmirtz voice] Ah, Perry the Platypus, why are you green again? Is it because Dan was decades ahead of the scientific community?
— Dan Povenmire, co-creator of Phineas and Ferb, in this video
