Swapping sheet music is a common variant.
"Okay. The game is Cue Card Rummy. I deal."
A Script Swap occurs when either by accident
or by external mischief, someone winds up reading or following a different document than what they're supposed to, and does so without at any point noticing the mixup.
Setting one of these up is a common Adventure Game
-exclusive Stock Puzzle
. The structure is simple: you've got a character in the middle of reading a speech/playing a song/giving someone instructions. Your life would be a whole lot easier if that speech/song/set of instructions was different. So you inform the character of the three-headed monkey sneaking up behind them
, then swap their speech/lyrics sheet/instructions booklet with another one you acquired by irrelevant means.
A common trick to pull on the Cartoon Conductor
. See also Oh Wait, This Is My Grocery List
. The cases in which it happens by accident rather than deliberate trickery also fall under Unfortunate Item Swap
. Compare the Bavarian Fire Drill
Anime and Manga
- One commercial for Snickers has the news anchors on a news broadcast saying only "AAAAAAAA" because the teleprompter operator had fallen asleep on the keyboard due to hunger.
- Variant: In the manga Cat Street, Keito's script is wrongly transcribed for her by rival auditionees in order to improve their own chances of being selected. Keito cannot read kanji and asked them for help, resulting in a completely nonsensical monologue.
- In Sengoku Otome, when the girls put on a play, Ieyasu changes Nobunaga's script so she will assault the others, during an orgy scene. Nobunaga notices that script seems different, but shrugs it off. Before Ieyasu's plan can succeed, the stage catches fire, forcing everybody to run.
- On The West Wing, President Bartlett is forced to nominate complete non-entity "Bingo Bob" as a replacement V.P. to avoid a long confirmation battle, and his speech writers complain bitterly, going so far as to pen a resounding denunciation of this ridiculous lobbyist lapdog. Inevitably, it ends up on the president's teleprompter by mistake. In a partial aversion, Bartlett merely gives a surprised blink and then improvises a glowing eulogy, because he is just that awesome. (And the V.P. actually requests a copy, saying he needs to be aware of what people are thinking of him.)
- In Seinfeld, when Jerry and George got their mentoring notes mixed up, Bania ends up doing a brilliant stand-up routine about corporate risk management, and George gives a lecture to his colleagues about Ovaltine.
- A classic accidental example from Friends: Rachel is making English trifle for dessert, but two pages on the recipe book stick together, so she ends up making a mincemeat trifle that tastes like feet.
- In one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, a computer glitch replaces the text of a play with some of Data's poetry. Fortunately, they notice this during rehearsal.
- Done in an episode of Murder, She Wrote with an aging actor whose memory is so bad he has to rely on the teleprompter. While this looks like an Engineered Public Confession, it is actually a ploy on Jessica Fletcher's part to trick the real killer into exposing themselves.
- Just Shoot Me!:
- In the first episode, Maya is fired from her job in a newscast for changing the teleprompter on an obnoxious anchor, making her say that she got her frontal lobe removed and that she wet herself.
- Another episode has Nina and Maya nominated for fashion magazine awards. Maya's nomination was for an article that was changed without her permission, so she planned a speech rejecting the award and badmouthing the article. Unfortunately, Nina took Maya's acceptance speech by mistake, causing her to unintentionally decline her reward and making Maya look bad when she won her award immediately afterwards.
- Victor Borge, Danish comedian, conductor and pianist, would switch around his own sheet music during his comedy act.
- In Hamlet, Hamlet replaces Rosencrantz's and Guildenstern's letters to the King of England, which originally requested that the king execute Hamlet, with letters that order the execution of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern instead.
- Telltale Games loves this trope.
- Episode 102 of Sam & Max: Freelance Police does this when swapping a set of game show question cards with an easier set of questions. Possibly justified in that since Hugh Bliss isn't the normal host, he probably has no idea what the questions are supposed to be.
- Episode 104 of the same series does the same thing with a series of cue cards for Abraham Lincoln's statements on the issues. Abe must really not be paying attention, since the poster and the sign used for the swaps look nothing like the normal cue cards in terms of font and layout... maybe this one relies on Rule of Funny.
- Episode 205 has a grocery list swapped with a list of swear words. To be fair, both of them are written on official stationery.
- The third game of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People has this done with a series of records for the Two-O Duo's dance routines, including introducing two new ones, combining this trope with Programming Game. Coach Z is smart enough not to dance off the stage if that's what the music suggests, but he's not smart enough not to air-punch his partner square in the face.
- This is done on two levels in the second Back to the Future game, where Marty has to swap the sheet music at the piano so Cue Ball plays just the right music to change the mood so a drunken officer will get in the mood to talk to him. Then when he needs a more inspirational song than the club has to offer, Marty gets the lyrics to such a song, swaps them for Trixie's lyrics to her own song, then changes the piano music so Trixie's song is played. Possibly justified in the latter case in that the two songs have really similar lyrics, and Trixie explicitly hasn't memorized hers.
- The image is from the first SPY Fox game, where the player has to do this to get tango music playing so Russian Blue will dance.
- In one of the Reincarnation games, you change the price of drinks on a bar blackboard so the bartender will serve drinks or not... note that the bartender appears to be the only one working the bar, and yet fails to question the price magically (literally) changing.
- Sims in Politics in The Sims 2 can sometimes receive a chance card that says their speech was replaced with the text of Titus Andronicus. A failure to deliver a new speech would get the Sim fired.
- Imps do this to Garland early in 8-Bit Theater. Garland does notice that the speech written for him by Princess Sara has been replaced by an insult letter, but that still means he has to think up something quickly, resulting in his memetic line.
- This is a favorite trick of Garfield in his animated TV series. He's done it with the cue cards for an exercise show (page quote), a disc jockey's advertisement, and a list of pet tricks for a cat show.
- In The Simpsons episode "Bart Sells His Soul", Bart replaces the hymn sheets and music at the local church with those of Iron Butterfly's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", labelled as being titled "In the Garden of Eden" by "I. Ron Butterfly". When Reverend Lovejoy picks up on the swap (nearing the end of the entire, 17 minute-long song), he remarks that it "sounds like rock and/or roll."
- In South Park the gang replace the score for a charity concert with one containing the brown note so that it will be heard around the world
- In Tiny Toon Adventures, Buster switches the lyrics on a bossy kid's performer so that his song about a monkey who looks both ways to cross the street ends with the monkey being run over.
- In the Tom and Jerry short "Carmen Get It!", Jerry pulls a variation of this trick on Tom by having a sizable number of ants rearrange themselves on the conductor's lectern, making him play random songs like "Yankee Doodle", "I Wish I Was in Dixie", and "There'll Be A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight".
- Roger would often do this to Doug such as the time where it led Doug to report that Mr. Bone wore pink underwear. Doug never caught on because he's crazy.
- In the Chilly Willy cartoon "The Legend of Rockabye Point", a bear tries to keep an Angry Guard Dog asleep by singing "Rock-a-bye Baby". At one point he's playing it on a clarinet, and Chilly switches the sheet music to a loud circus theme to wake the dog again.
- A TV movie of The Jetsons has the encrypted directions to a WMD switched with Judy Jetsons's lyrics submission to pop star Jet Screamer. Screamer likes the directions, mistaking them for song lyrics, and calls it "Gleep Glorp." "Gleep Glorp" subsequently becomes a hit song while the goons tasked with finding the WMD somehow manage to decrypt Judy's lyrics, which lead to a pair of fuzzy dice.
- In the cartoon, a similar plot happens when Judy enters a song writing contest to win a date with Jet Screamer, with George intentionally replacing her entry with Elroy's secret code message in order to sabotage her. This turns out to be a Springtime for Hitler as the code message, "Eeep, Opp, Ork, Ahah", causes Judy to win.
- In one episode of American Dad!, the CIA holds a telethon to raise funding in order to keep their torture program. Roger, who came up with the idea, becomes enraged by Stan who takes credit for it, and vows to get revenge by sabotaging the telethon. One of the tricks he pulls is messing with the teleprompter so that instead of making the joke "CIA stands for Central Insanity Agency", Stan ends up saying "Stan Smith was born with both male and female genitalia".
- In the second Gerald McBoing-Boing cartoon "Gerald McBoing-Boing's Symphony", Gerald is asked to stand in for an orchestra for the premiere of a new symphony. Unfortunately, some of the pages from his sound effects script get mixed in with the score, and so the music is often interrupted by sound effects. At first Gerald is fired for his mistake, until messages come pouring in praising this new piece of "avant-guard" music.
- In the Chilly Willy cartoon "The Legend of Rockabye Point", Chilly puts a clarinet on the sleeping guard dog's mouth, causing it to make noise as he snores and waking him up. The polar bear gets him back to sleep by pulling out the sheet music for "Rock-a-Bye, Baby" and playing it on the clarinet. Chilly then switches the sheet with one for circus music, waking the dog up again.
- Austrian comedy group "Die Hektiker" had a series of sketches about this trope, where a group of criminals swapped out the prepared speeches of high officials. The Austrian defense minister's speech before the NATO becomes the lyrics of "Jingle Bells", the US president's German speech before his Austrian guests a series of insults, and the Pope's German mass becomes the parable of "Jesus and the Self-Cleaning Oven".