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- In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, a woman gives birth while standing at a sink, washing the dishes.
Woman (glances down, then asides to one of her other children): "Could you get that for me, dear?"
- Almost the exact same joke was used on Family Guy.
- In The House Bunny, there is a girl who is pregnant, and towards the end, the sorority is fighting for recognition. The pregnant girl is wheeled back in still in her hospital bed, with a baby wrapped in a pink blanket. (Which is counted as a member of the sorority.)
- In Crybaby, Pepper Walker gives birth in the back seat of a car that is in the middle of a game of high-speed chicken. The whole thing takes about three minutes to resolve.
- In Legion, a baby boy is being delivered within minutes after the mother goes into labor. She recovers just as quickly from it.
- In the film of Perfume:, Grenouille's mother gives birth to him while standing at her outdoor shop's counter. While a customer is there. It takes her just a minute to pump him out, and the confused customer only wonders for a short while why this woman was suddenly collapsing and screaming.
- Irish pirate queen Grace O'Malley reputedly had a baby belowdecks during combat, and still managed to join the fight not long after, pistol in hand, and screaming at her crew (and opponents) to "keep quiet, or you'll wake the baby."
Live Action TV
- In the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Child". This is justified by the fact that Troi's pregnancy is the result of the manifestation of a powerful energy being. Also acknowledged in-universe.
- Averted in Lost, one of the few times in TV that labor takes a long while as it should. Labor can take days on occasions.
- Implied in one Calvin and Hobbes strip, in which Susie and Calvin are playing house. Susie walks in the door, saying "I stopped by the hospital on the way home from work!" and reveals their new baby. Of course, this could be justified by the fact that these are two six-year-old kids who likely wouldn't understand how giving birth actually works.
Religion and Mythology
- In a routine on the subject of birth, Jeff Foxworthy mentions how the shortest amount of time a woman can spend in the hospital post-birth is six hours, which he imagines playing out as a woman grunting, popping out the kid and calling to her husband "Grab the kid and lets' go, Randy! I got a wash t'do!"
- In Arsenic and Old Lace, Officer O'Hara mentions that his mother, a stage actress, gave birth to him in the dressing room at the end of the second act, and then made the finale.
- A female dwarf in Dwarf Fortress will give birth in the middle of a task, pick up the baby and go right back to what she was doing.
- Not quite a straight example on account of DF suffering from a fairly extreme case of Video Game Time.
- In The Sims 2, a woman (or man) will give birth after a bit of labor pain and then be ready to go to work the same day. It may be due to Video Game Time of course, and the parent can choose to stay home and use her (or his) maternity leave to care for the baby.
- In The Sims 3, they can go to the hospital if they want, but it's no trouble for them to drive, walk, or bike there on their own when the baby is already ready to pop out.
- In Goblin Hollow, Lily bellows for Ben. Next comic, baby Benjamin has been born.
- In Shortpacked!, Robin, a Differently Powered Individual whose specific power is Super Speed, in a lesbian relationship, gets pregnant instead of her fiancée (as they'd originally planned) after finding out that she can carry a baby to term in only three weeks. Not only does she carry triplets during that time, but she gives birth so quickly that she can't even get to the hospital until the babies are out, at which point she's completely recovered anyway.
- Used in the Futurama episode "The Luck of the Fryish", subverting Screaming Birth where Fry's mother turns out to be screaming at the sports game on the radio.
- On Family Guy, Peter is talking to a very fat woman when suddenly a baby simply falls out of her, causing her to shout out to her offscreen husband "You were right! I was pregnant!"
- In another episode, Peter and Brian prank the occupants of a Teen Pregnancy Center by putting their hands in bowls of warm water while they are sleeping. They quickly leave the room and start giggling to each other as the sounds of many crying babies are suddenly heard from offscreen.
- On King of the Hill, Peggy's flashback to Bobby's birth reveals that she was on so many painkillers that from her perspective, she basically checked into her hospital room, had a wonderful nap and woke up in the car on the way home a few days later. Obviously not quite Truth in Television.
- Female horses are known as the birth-giving queens of the whole animal kingdom, or at least among the animals most people know. There's a saying that goes, "A watched mare never foals," and most horse breeders will agree with this. The minute you leave the mare alone is the minute the foal will hit the ground. Quick foaling is a necessity because of the animal's biology: a horse's placenta disattaches at an early stage of foaling, and the foal must come out quickly or it may suffer from lack of oxygen.
- It's said that sometimes plow mares would just give birth, still in harness, during lunch and be back to plowing right on schedule.
- Invoked by Bill Maher, who implied that China was closer to seeing birth this way than the US was.
- In general, the more times a woman has given birth (not by C-Section), the quicker and easier any future births are. This is especially true of mothers who have previously given birth without epidurals or pitocin.