Thank God you don't have to hear him.
: Thank God you're here, Captain Lounge Act. Colin Mochrie (puts on smarmy face)
: Have you ever felt it as hot as this. It's amazing, isn't it? And where are you from? Greg Proops
: There's no time for that! The temperature's getting too hot! Can't you see? Colin Mochrie (singing horribly off key)
: It's too hot!
For decades, clubs and hotel and airport lounges have hired singers for entertainment. In the 1960s and 1970s, a lot of them incorporated the jazzy style
of singers like those in the Rat Pack
Now according to Sturgeon's Law
, some were better at this than others.
In the world of fiction, not only does that 90% rule apply, but it seems that lounges give this job almost exclusively to people (sometimes Casanova Wannabes
) who are not only insufferably smarmy
, but their fashion sense
(particularly a Tacky Tuxedo
) seems to have a bet with their singing
to see which can be more godawful
Some standards for this character include The Love Boat
Yet this seems to be mostly that way in comedy, where it's meant to be a caricature
. A club singer who simply appears in the background will likely be much better than you'd expect in real life
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Film (Live Action)
- A subplot in Ernest Goes to Camp concerns a Lethal Chef with Mad Scientist tendencies trying to perfect a dish called "Eggs Erroneous" (which doubles as high explosives). In The Stinger, he force-feeds the final batch to his assistant, who is transformed into a lounge singer.
- In Lost in Translation, Bob nearly hooks up with a female lounge singer.
- Give 'Em Hell, Malone: Frankie the Crooner spends his time badly singing to either a disinterested club crowd or the senile residents of a retirement home.
- Freddy Fredrickson, singer of the lounge hit "Mr. Downtown", in the movie That Thing You Do!.
- Mars Attacks! ends with Tom Jones singing "It's Not Unusual" in his stage-act garb.
- In Airplane II: The Sequel, Stryker is trying to escape from prison and is dodging the guards' searchlights. In one searchlight beam he sneaks around, a Vegas performer is singing The Love Boat theme.
- When Joliet Jake and Elwood are trying to put The Band back together in The Blues Brothers, a group of former band members has put together a lounge act (Murph and the Magictones), complete with amplifiers upholstered in thick red shag carpeting. "Murph" seems to have fully embraced the Lounge Lizard trope; the others appear to be going along with it mostly because hey, a paycheck is a paycheck.
Live Action Television
- Lorne from Angel (not quite an actual lizard, but a green scaly demon).
- One of these (wearing a truly awful suit) sings during the opening credits of The Fast Show.
- Bill Murray's character, Nick Winters, on Saturday Night Live is probably the quintessential portrayal of this. In one episode, he murders the Star Wars theme With Lyrics. In another episode, Murray wore a leisure suit that matched the wallpaper.
- Vic Fontaine in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is played by singer James Darren.
- This is the job of the main characters' mother in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. She does, however, dress fashionably for every show, is good looking, and is actually a good singer.
- Occasionally turns up in the "greatest hits" game on Whose Line Is It Anyway?. The page quote is from "Superheroes", and other games dip into it on occasion, like "Scenes From A Hat":
- Frasier: "The Barracuda", an incredibly slimy Latino cruise ship crooner with whom Maris nearly sleeps.
- Taxi had Andy Kaufman's character Latka to have multiple personalities, one of them being Vic Ferrari (an Expy of his Tony Clifton alter ego), who ironically was relatively normal-dressed compared to other examples.
- "Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine" is a band that plays many types of songs, including rock and metal, as if they're lounge music. It's all done for the lulz, of course.
- Pat Boone released a 1997 album titled "In A Metal Mood: No More Mr Nice Guy," in which he covered metal songs in his signature style.
- The term lends its name and music style to the satirical band The Austin Lounge Lizards.
Stand Up Comedy
- Andy Kaufman's Alter Ego Acting character Tony Clifton is a particularly repellent version. Since Andy always presented/claimed him as a separate person, Tony engendered true hatred from audiences who didn't know he was a character (which was Kaufman's goal).
- In The Sims, a level in the Music career track is Lounge Singer. The work outfit for women is a tight, shiny red dress, and for men it's a cheesy blue tux.
- Sockbaby. We don't know if Ronnie Cordova can sing, but he dresses the part.
- The DuckTales episode "The Uncrashable Hindentanic" was a pastiche of 1970s disaster films, complete with an actual lizard being a lounge lizard.
- Subverted in Rocko's Modern Life, where Filburt turns out to be a fairly good singer - though he is a turtle, not a lizard.
- Played straight with his idols, who are actual lizards.