Bigfoot: Do you think Glenn and Shasta were... F-U-C-K-I-N-G-ing?Whenever people (usually parents) want to discuss something they don't want anyone younger (or dumber) to know about, they will tend to spell it out because they figure that kids can't spell. Usually Played for Laughs, and is Truth in Television. In comedy, usually results in either the person being spoken to not understanding what was spelled and/or the person who's supposed to be locked out understanding perfectly. This can also be done with animals (e. g., mentioning a C-A-T within earshot of the dog). Compare T-Word Euphemism, in which only one letter is used to represent an entire word. Not to be confused with Spell My Name with a Blank or Year X.
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- An old McDonald's commercial had the parents spelling out ideas to each other of where to go next. Their daughter suddenly suggests McDonald's. As it dawns on the parents that she understood everything they'd just said, the daughter then adds, "Oops, I mean M-C-D-O-N-A-L-D-S."
- This could have been a nod to the 1980s theme song "Good Time, Great Taste", which had the restaurant name being spelled out.
- Jasper Carrott did a joke about how parents tend to use this long after it has ceased to be useful — "You've left your C-O-N-D-O-M on the P-A-T-I-O", "Mum! What's a patio?"
- Comedian Jim Gaffigan has a bit about this. "I always feel dumb. It doesn't help that my wife spells everything in front of the kids":
Wife: Don't tell anyone about the I-C-E C-R-E-A-M!
Jim Gaffigan: (beat) ...who's in the emergency room? And why do I want a dilly bar?
- Josh Blue has a bit about how his parents used to do this around him well into his twenties. The punchline was that he still didn't know what they were talking about.
- In The Sandman, Delirium attempts to slyly speak to Despair about their brother Dream in this way. Delirium being Delirium, she spells it D-R-E-A-M-M.
- Later, she calls Lucifer the D-E-V-E-I-L.
- An issue of The Simpsons comics has Maude Flanders telling the police that "Neddy and I had an A-R-G-U-M-E-N-T" when he angrily abandons their campsite and never comes back. (It's eventually revealed that he's been abducted by space aliens.)
- Jon tried to do this in a Garfield strip while on the phone with Liz, only for it to backfire:
Jon: I know a place with a great B-U-F-F-E-T.
Garfield: Make it a table for T-H-R-E-E.
Liz: What did you get Garfield for Christmas, Jon?Jon: I got him a C-A-T T-O-Y. (whispers) He's right here.Garfield: I wanted a J-E-T S-K-I, you D-O-R-K.
- Jon tries it again during the 2016 Christmas season, again while on the phone with Liz.
- In one Pogo strip, Pogo tries to use it to talk to Albert without the puppy they're taking care of understanding. Unfortunately, Albert doesn't quite get it...
Pogo: I'm gone make the lil' pup dog some P-U-D-D-I-N-G for his S-U-P-P-E-R.
Albert: Uh-huh... Well... Hmm... Yes... Um... P-D-Q-R-S-V-P? Um... Well... Indeed...
- In one strip of The Family Circus, one of the kids (probably Billy) wonders whose birthday is approaching since their parents are spelling their words again.
- In one strip of Baby Blues, Wanda and Darryl spell quite a few food names in front of their kids and then observe that it feels like they've entered a spelling bee.
- In I'm Coming Home Lily Potter comments to a friend on the friend's daughter's eating habits.
Lily: You try too hard Marley.
Marlene: She has to eat more than B-A-N-A-N-A-S Lil.
- In The Trouble With Harry Snape tries to have a Floo conversation with Dumbledore without silencing charms while a five-year-old Harry is nearby.
Snape: Why does he know nothing of his ma— his heritage? Albus, he’s a wiz—w-i-z-a-r-d for Circe’s sake. Surely he’s exhibited some sort of accidental mag—m-a-g-i-c before today.
- In The Fawn in Cokeworth a six-year-old Harry's grandfather ends up in the hospital and Snape takes Harry to visit him.
Joseph Evans: I'm hanging in there. They say it's my heart. I'm scheduled for S-U-R-G-E-R-Y tomorrow, and they'll want to keep me for at least another couple of days after that, for observation.
- In It All Started With a Visit to Gringotts Emily, a ghost who was about five when she died, compliments Harry on his looks.
Helena Ravenclaw: I think someone has a C.R.U.S.H. on H.A.R.R.Y.
F-i-l-m-s — A-n-i-m-a-t-i-o-n
- In Disney's Alice in Wonderland, while trying to avoid the C word which causes the Dormouse to go berserk.
- Finding Nemo: When the Tank Gang spots Nemo depressed because he's going to be adopted by the irresponsible fish killer Darla.
Gurgle: Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R...
Nemo: It's okay, I know who you're talking about.
[Bloat smacks Gurgle]
- In 101 Dalmatians, Pongo suggests getting the puppies to bed so he and Perdita can go out on a W-A-L-K. While not explicitly stated whether the puppies do know how to spell, a couple of them do beg to stay up and join their parents on the walk.
"It's all the fault of that little F-R-E-A-K." (Again, the same elephant blurts out the word just spelled.)
- "Wow, just take a look at those E-A-R-S..." (which is then completely undone when one of the other elephants, not understanding, thinks it over and then blurts out: "Oh! EARS!")
- And then, a little bit later...
- From The LEGO Movie:
Emmet: "Oh, my G-O-S-H!"
- From Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree:
Pooh: "Uh, Christopher Robin? I think the bees S-U-S-P-E-C-T something."
- From the 1973 Animated Adaptation of Charlotte's Web:
Fern (about Wilbur): "Papa let me keep him. He was the R-U-N-T."
F-i-l-m-s — L-i-v-e—A-c-t-i-o-n
- Played with in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules. Greg and Rodrick changed the door to their bathroom to conceal the fact they had a party while their parents were gone and are trying to keep them from noticing.
Rodrick: Does he know about the D-O-R-E?
- Done in The Goonies by Data, who "cusses", "Holy S-H-I-T!" He didn't want to swear in the film for his parents' sakes.
- In Big Fish, one boy proclaims "That's bull-S-H-I-T, that is" as only a kid from the Deep South can.
- In Easy A, Olive is trying to tell her parents why she got detention (use of a certain word in class) at the dinner table, in front of her much younger brother. Her parents tell her to spell the word with her peas.
- Played for Drama in The Holiday. When Amanda finds out that Graham has two young daughters, she discreetly asks him if he's D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D, and Graham replies that he's a W-I-D-O-W-E-R.
- Subject of a joke in O Brother, Where Art Thou? where a father tries to explain what happened to his missing wife in front of his son: "she done R-U-N-N-O-F-T". A couple of scenes later the son reveals he knew exactly what was (trying) to be said when he attempts to do the same.
- From Jingle All the Way:
Howard: "I have to pick up the D-O-L-L. I left it at the office yesterday."
- From The Muppet Movie:
Dr. Teeth: It's the man with the badge, the po-lice, the cops, the fuzz, the P-I-...Miss Piggy: Don't you dare!Dr. Teeth: I wouldn't think of it.
- From The Muppets (2011):
- In Scary Movie 3, one of the president's advisers tells him that he should go on TV and tell everyone that there's no such thing as UFOs. The president's reaction seems to indicate he thinks he's a victim of this trope. "Don't spell in front of me, dammit."
- In 102 Dalmations, Chloe did not want to offend the spotless dalmation Oddball by mentioning spots, so she uses S-P-O-T-S in a scene when Oddball is with her.
- In The Big Heat, the hero to his wife: "According to the book, you should lead her [the daughter] to B-E-D..."
- Inverted in a certain blonde joke, with the punchline, "Honey, why don't we send the kids up to P-L-A-Y so we can go fuck!"
- Inverted in Henry and Ribsy. Henry Huggins has no idea what Ramona means when she hears everyone talking about "PTA" and insists that she wants some. Beezus figures out that Ramona thinks that they're spelling out something tasty, like "c-o-o-k-i-e-s" or "c-a-n-d-y". This leads to them having to buy a snack for Ramona and telling her that it's PTA.
- In The Hen of the Baskervilles from the Meg Langslow Mysteries, Meg and her family do this when discussing sensitive topics in earshot of Meg's twins. At one point, they spell out i-c-e c-r-e-a-m, only for one of the twins to immediately start babbling about ice cream, but Meg assures the others that the twins are always asking for "ice cream" and it doesn't mean that they're learning to spell.
- In Double Vision: Code Name 711, a children's spy/mystery thriller book, the main characters are searching for a "Dangerous Double," a coat worn by George Washington that has the power to make one invincible against bullet and other attacks. One of them asks the main character, "Did you find the c-o-a-t?" and he points out "I'm sure if any bad guys are listening in, they know how to spell."
- In Under the Dome, Carolyn Sturge does it with the word "dope" in front of two kids, Alice and Aidan, but it doesn't work, because Alice can spell.
Carolyn: Before we go making any charges, Thurse, you want to remember that we had D-O-P-E.Alice: Dope! Our mom smokes marijuana sometimes, because it helps when she's having her P-E-R-I-O-D.
- In Amber Brown Wants Extra Credit, the title character compares this with adults telling private jokes to each other, something she feels isn't fair because when kids tell jokes that they want to be private in school, the teacher makes them tell them out loud to the entire class, or gives them detention if they don't.
- In Junie B. Jones Is (almost) a Flower Girl, Junie B's mother looks at her father and says "I think someone is s-l-e-e-p-y." Junie B. tells her that she's a grown-up lady and she knows how to spell. "And so I am not one bit slippery. So there."
- In Return to Planet Tad, the title character, Tad, agrees to dress up as his high school's mascot, a shark, only to learn that he has to dance to complicated routines taught to him by the school cheerleaders. When he fails miserably during rehearsals, one of them comments "I can't believe he's this A-W-F-U-L," leading him to state "I can understand when you spell words out."
- In Star Wreck IV: Live Long and Profit by Leah Rewolinski, La Forgery, discussing Dacron's relationship with Counsellor Troit, spells out "F-U-L-L-Y F-U-N-C-T-I-O-N-A-L" so Westerly won't understand. And he doesn't.
- The girls of The Baby-Sitters Club usually spell out W-A-L-K around dogs (either their own pets or their baby-sitting charges') in order to keep the animals from freaking out. At one point, Dawn is caring for a Great Dane who has figured out what W-A-L-K means.
- Early in the series, Mrs. Newton is pregnant and knows her three-year-old wants a B-O-Y, while she wants a G-I-R-L. In at least one other book, Jamie cries out "No fair spelling, Mommy!"
- In the Mog book, "Mog and the V.E.T.", Mr Thomas says "V_E_T" instead of "Vet", because Mog hates going to the vet but he reckons she can't spell.
- In My Name Is Earl when Earl sleeps with Joy, Joy and Earl have this conversation in front of Earl Jr.
Earl: I have to tell him [Darnell].
Joy: Like H-E-double-L you do.
Earl: I can't live like this Joy, he needs to know we... H-A-D sex together.
Joy: That is B-U-double-L honkey!
- Played for Drama in Criminal Minds episode "100". Hotch is on the phone with his wife Haley after learning that she and their son Jack are held in hostage by George Foyet a.k.a. The Reaper.
Hotch: He's just trying to make you angry.
Foyet: Well she should be! She's gonna (covers Jack's ears and lowers his voice) D-I-E because of your inflated ego!
- From Lost:
Hurley: (glances at the ten-year-old Walt) But what about the B-O-D-Y-S?
Michael: What are you trying to spell man, bodies?
- From Friends:
Joey: (after walking into Monica and Chandler's apartment and hearing them having sex instead of babysitting Emma) You can't have S-E-X when you're looking after a B-A-B-I-E!
- Famously in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, "When She Was Bad":
Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H?
Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: ...A bitca?
- In an episode of Bewitched, Darrin sees Endora playing with his daughter Tabitha and using magic. He says "Stop using M-A-G-I-C in front of my daughter or she'll grow up to be a W-I-T-C-H".
- There's an example in one of The Comic Strip Presents episodes, possibly "The Beat Generation".
Girl: I'm having my P-E-R-I-O-D.
- Sybil in Fawlty Towers says they might have to put Manuel's rat "to S-L-E-E-P," to which Manuel responds, "Spleep?"
- Lampshaded on Castle when Esposito, nervously looking at Alexis who happens to be in the squad room, spells out B-I-T-C-H (in reference to another person). Alexis and her father give each other a disgusted look.
Castle: She can spell, Detective.
Ryan: Probably better than you!
- Played with in the Red Dwarf episode "Parallel Universe", where it turns out that the Cat's alternate-universe counterpart is a Dog:
Cat: When's the last time you took a bath?
Dog: Oh, please, don't say that word!
Cat: What, "bath?"
Dog: You said it again. Now listen up: if you're gonna say that word in front of me, please, spell it.
Cat: When's the last time you took a B-A-T-H?
Dog: ... what's that?
- This exchange from the classic Doctor Who serial The Sun Makers:
The Doctor: Leela, I think you and I should take a— a W-A-L-K.
Leela: A W-A-L-K...?
The Doctor: Wuh-Ah-Ll-K!
K-9: Walk, mistress.
- Played with on 3rd Rock from the Sun:
Dick: Dr. Albright has already RSVP'd.
Harry: You said you'd stop spelling in front of me.
- In one episode of Frasier, Martin tries to keep Eddie from running every time the word "vet" is mentioned by invoking this trope. It doesn't work.
- Subverted in a segment on The Daily Show segment, where Samantha Bee has her young son standing right next to her (it's Take Your Child to Work Day) while talking about torture methods:
Sam: When a bound and naked prisoner has electrodes attached to...
Jon: (interrupting) Okay, Sam, Sam, Sam...
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. To his T-E-S-T-I-C-L-E-S... testicles.
- One episode of Benson, in which the title character is Mistaken for Dying, has Clayton try to use this method to keep this information from Katie. It doesn't work.
Clayton: Ah, Miss Kraus. Have you heard from the...D-O-C-T-O-R?Katie: Clayton, that was S-T-U-P-I-D.
- Played hilariously straight in Mongrels:
Marion: Every time humans take an animal to the so called V.E.T.S. they end up...at the vets.
- In an episode of Full House, Jesse and Becky do this to try to get Nicky and Alex to sleep.
Jesse: Now let's get the boys to S-L-E-E-P, so we can get the H-E-C-K O-U-T.
Becky: But F-I-R-S-T W-E S-H-O-U-L-D —
Jesse: Hold on, let me get a crayon.
- In the Yes, Dear episode, "One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Blue Fish", We get this exchange after Sammy's pet fish dies suddenly:
Kim: Where's the fish?Greg: Shhh! Don't talk about the F-I-S-H!Kim: Oh no, is he D-E-A-D already?
- In the Hart to Hart episode "One Hart Too Many" Max, while reading a postcard from Jennifer, mentions a reminder that it's time to take the D-O-G to the V-E-T for his S-H-O-T, prompting Jonathan to ask whether Max really believes that Freeway would have understood that.
- From the M*A*S*H episode "Rainbow Bridge", after Hawkeye tells Frank Burns to surrender his handgun to the Chinese doctor they're doing a prisoner/patient exchange with:
Frank: You gonna side with me or the R-E-D?Hawkeye: Frank, the R-E-D speaks English better than Y-O-U do.
- The “Annual Rural Music Awards Show” skit from The Carol Burnett Show features Donna Cargo (Vicki Lawrence) singing “S-P-L-I-T” (an obvious parody of Tammy Wynette’s “D-I-V-O-R-C-E”)
We’ll take his brand new
and leave an N-O-T-E saying
- In "Being Mrs. O'Leary's Cow" on Medium, Bridgette starts wearing a red helmet all the time and Joe doesn't like it, but Allison thinks she'll grow out of it. When Allison arrives home on the morning of the school Picture Day, Ariel tells her that Joe is talking to Bridgette about her "H-E-L-M-E-T."
- In Superstore we get this one from Glenn:
Glenn: I've got instincts for days, lady! I've got instincts out the W-A-Z-O-O!
- The Addams Family
- Morticia says that her plant Cleopatra is not very "S-M-A-R-T"
- Gomez suggests they call the "P-O-L-I-C-E" when they think Wednesday is missing.
- When Uncle Fester claims to have turned Pugsley into a chimp (he hasn't but he thought he did), Morticia says "I think he's D-R-U-N-K".
- Happy Days: Howard tells Marion that now's not the time to get "F-R-I-S-K-Y", but then Joanie says, "They think we can't spell."
- Tammy Wynette's Spelling Song "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" is about a woman talking about her divorce in front of her 4-year-old son.
- Billy Connolly's parody version of "D.I.V.O.R.C.E" is about his dog.
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away.
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me.
And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
- Similarly to the Tammy Wynette example, "What Will You Do with M-E?" by Western Flyer:
Hey D-A-D-D-Y, I saw M-A-M-A crySay you're not going awayIs it because of me? Have I been B-A-D?Please, daddy, please, won't you stay?'Cause if you leave, what will you do with M-E?
- Rascal Flatts does this in "Backwards":
We sat there and shot the bull about how it would beIf we could turn it all around and change this C-R-A-P
- Britney Spears tried to get crap past the radar with her Double Entendre-laden song "If U Seek Amy", which contains the line "All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If U Seek Amy." For the slow of wit, she's saying "F-U-C-K Me". Unfortunately, the parents did figure it out, it became a big deal (on FOX News), and most radio stations in both America and the UK do have the song edited to either remove the "eek" in "seek" (making it "If you see Amy," which, in the context of the song, makes no sense whatsoever) or get rid of the "If You" and the "eek" part in "seek" to make the song about seeing a girl named Amy).
- Swing-rock group Squirrel Nut Zipper's hit "Hell" features this in the last verse, although it's more for the rhyme and scansion than anything else:
"Now the 'D' and the 'A' and the 'M' and the 'N'
And the 'A' and the 'T' and the 'I-O-N'!
Lose your face, lose your name,
Then get ready for eternal flame!"
- Sunday School Song: "I am a C...I am a C-H...I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N"
- On the CD included with Trout Fishing In America's picture book Chicken Joe Forgets Something Important, one of the songs is called "C-A-T in the H-E-N House." Lyrics include stuff like "There's a D-O-G in the D-O-Ghouse, wants a W-A-L-K. Dogs go C-R-A-Z-Y if that word you ever say!"
- A MAD "Lighter Side Of" strip had the parents talking about their son's bad report card in front of him; the mother was reluctant but the father said "just spell it." So they had a conversation, which ended with:
Mother: I-M W-O-R-R-I-E-D T-H-A-T H-E M-A-Y B-E S-T-U-N-T-E-D I-N-T-E-L-L-E-C-T-U-A-L-Y.
Son: That's I-N-T-E-L-L-E-C-T-U-A-L-L-Y!
Woman: [about a nearby girl] She's not very P-R-E-T-Y, is she?Girl: But I'm very S-M-A-R-T, and by the way, "pretty" is spelled with two Ts.
- Another "Lighter Side Of" used a similar one:
- The New Yorker has a cartoon dating back from 1934 where there's a fancy dinner party with a man introducing a bimbo to the bartender:
Man: This is the wife, George. Not too many c-o-c-k-t-a-i-l-s.
- In the Dinosaurs episode, "Nature Calls", when Fran is tired of changing Baby's diapers and wants Earl to do this as well, they argue over it.:
Fran: We'll discuss this later. I don't want to lose my temper in front of the B-A-B-Y.
Earl: Okay, but I'm telling you right now, I'm not changing anymore D-I-P... no, wait, D-A-I... no, no, no, D-A-P... no, no, no...
Baby: (spelling out with alphabet blocks) THEY THINK I CAN'T SPELL
- Starlight Express features "U-N-C-O-U-P-L-E-D", a nod to Tammy Wynette's "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"; the spelling in this case is because the concept of being "uncoupled" is so painful to Dinah she can't even say the word. Of course, the end of the song also spells out B-A-S-T-A-R-D.
- In the musical Tenderloin, Jessica explains to Laura what a "disorderly house" is:
Jessica: A w-h-o-r-e house.
Laura: Jessica, how do you know such words?
Jessica: Don't you suppose I read the Bible?
- Defied in Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One: "How's everything going with N-E-F-A-" "I can spell, you morons."
- During the introduction to 1931: Scheherazade at the Library of Pergamum choosing to take the subway at a certain point results in discovering that the title character left all her tokens at home. If you decide to jump the turnstile, she makes a whispered aside to her friend.
Sadie: Anna, let's get the New York discount. You know...when you F-L-E-E without P-A-Y-I-N-G?
- In The Annoying Orange episode, "The Microwave Effect":
Pear: Don't mention the K-N-I-F-E.
Orange: The Kanifee? What's a Kanifee?
Apple: That's knife you idiot. He's not supposed to mention the... wait a second, I'm gonna get knifed!?
Diabetus: See, what you need is the T-R-E-A-T beam.
slowbeef: The tit beam?
- Jonathan Pie episode "Teaching Is Hard": Pie tries this to avoid swearing in front of a small child. The child then spends the rest of the episode working out what he spelled.
- From Arthur:
Francine: Muffy lost her mother's expensive P-E-N.
D.W.: Her what? If you spell stuff, I can't understand what you're talking about.
Arthur: That's exactly why we spell stuff.
- A non-child version occurs in the Beethoven: The Animated Series.
"We need to give Beethoven a B-A-T-H."
(Beethoven hears this and runs out of the house)
"Okay, who's been teaching the dog to spell?"
- In The Fairly OddParents! Wanda tries to take Cosmo to the D-O-C-T-O-R.
Cosmo: What? Doctor? I thought she was spelling plumber. It's worse than I thought!
- Metalocalypse has one made funnier by the fact that Toki's English is atrocious:
Toki: Maybe he needs to go to the... B-A-S-T-H-R-O-M-N-S-E.
- Occurs in Recess: School's Out. The scene starts at breakfast, where T.J. is brokenhearted about being alone that summer without his friends, who were all at camp. His sister comes down, and this is when it occurs:
Becky: Bye Mom, bye Dad... bye T-jerk.
Mrs. Detweiler: Now Becky, I want you to be nice to your brother; he's feeling S-A-D right now.
T.J.: I can spell, Mom.
- The Simpsons:
- From "Krusty Gets Busted", after Krusty is framed for armed robbery. Given that it's Homer Simpson spelling it out, it isn't spelled perfectly:
Homer: "Earth to Marge, I was there! The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y!"
- In the episode, "Don't Fear the Roofer":
Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.
Santa's Little Helper: ?
Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
Marge: Uh... I'll tell you what it means when it's over.
- Also this call back to Krusty's illiteracy.
Maude Flanders: We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty: The Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
- From "Tis the Fifteenth Season":
Ned Flanders: "Where the H-E-C-K is everybody?"
- From "Milhouse of Sand and Fog", after Bart confesses to Marge that he was the one who planted the bra that broke up her and Homer:
Bart: Does this mean you and dad might get a D-A-V-U-R-S?
Marge: Young man, you go work on your spelling, or I'll delete all your custom ringtones from your cell phone!
- From "Krusty Gets Busted", after Krusty is framed for armed robbery. Given that it's Homer Simpson spelling it out, it isn't spelled perfectly:
- From DuckTales, while in front of Scrooge's business partner while Fenton Crackshell is pretending to be Scrooge:
Mrs. Featherby: There was an emergency phone-call. The workers at the skateboard factory are on S-T-R-I-K-E.
Fenton: Strik? Streak? What? I'm a lousy speller!
- In the Family Guy episode "Farmer Guy":
Lois: Meth? As in D-R-U-G-S? Aren't those I-L-L-E-G-A-L?Stewie: What's going on? What are you guys talking about?Lois: Uh oh, someone's getting cranky. (picks up Stewie) I think he needs an N-A-P.Stewie: What's happening? Where are you taking me? Man, I got to crack this code.
- In the Bob's Burgers episode "Sacred Cow", when Bob keeps a cow in the house:
Linda: Bob, I am not comfortable with this situation.Bob: Lin, what was I supposed to do? I had that crazy dream, it was raining...Linda: Well, I had a crazy dream that there wouldn't be a cow's A-S-S in my face when I'm eating my breakfast.Louise: (whispering to Tina) I know what that spells.Tina: Ass.Louise: Ass. Mom, heh... ASS.Linda: Stop it.
Didi: "We'll take care of Chuckie and we'll make sure he uses his P-O-T-T-Y. "
- From "Chuckie Vs. The Potty'':
Chas: "His what? Oh. Oh, yeah. Well... okay."
Drew: There's something very W-E-I-R-D going on here.
- From "The Baby Vanishes", when Drew and Didi try to ignore Angelica to discipline her for her bad behavior:
Didi: Uh-uh, Drew. Everything's F-I-N-E.
- A beautiful example in sixteen
Jude: "There's sex in H-E-R-E. I spelled the wrong word"
- From the Timon & Pumbaa episode, "Once Upon A Timon":
Zazu (about Simba): "He still only eats B-U-G-Ses."
- From the Robot Chicken sketch, "Fruity Fables":
Arthur: "Barry! Just where the H-E-C-Letter-that-comes-after-J have you been?"
- In Histeria! the younger cast sang a song about the history of the British royals to the tune of Greensleeves/What Child Is This:
"In Fifteen-Hundred and Forty-Seven
Henry the Eighth went up to Heaven,
Or maybe because of his dirty tricks,
He went to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks."
- In the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode, "Subterranean Sonic", Sonic disguises himself as an accountant to trick Scratch and Grounder, which leads to this exchange:
Sonic: "I see you haven't filed or declared, you haven't deducted your Y-O-Us, your A-R-Es, or your S-O-Stroke-S-T-U-P-I-Ds."
Grounder: "Oh, is that bad?"
- Employed by Fred in The Flintstones whenever he has to take Dino to the V-E-T-E-R-I-N-A-R-I-A-N. Unfortunately, Dino knows how to spell.
- In The Boss Baby, at dinner with his parents and the Boss Baby, Tim tells his parents that he needs to talk with them alone about the "B-A-B-E-E." Later, the Boss Baby refers to Tim on the phone as the "K-I-D."
- This can backfire after a while. A pet may not be able to spell, but say T-U-N-A enough and your cat will learn the "word" teeyouenay. Then an eager "helper" will start showing up every time someone mentions putting on some tea while in the kitchen.