"This book is not a novel. Nor is it nonfiction. In the literary world, it might be described as 'a practical utopia.' I call it a fictional vision that could become a new reality. Some known and not-well-known people appear in fictional roles. I invite your imaginative engagement.""Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us!" is a 2009 utopian novel by consumer advocate, author, and occasional presidential candidate Ralph Nader.In 2005, billionaire Warren Buffett watches the damage of Hurricane Katrina and, seeing the slow government response, decides to help out himself. After helping out, a woman shouts, "Only the super-rich can save us!" Buffett gets an idea. He will help fix the country, with the help of some other super-rich folks, the Meliorists:
- Bill Cosby, comedian and philanthropist
- Barry Diller, media mogul
- Phil Donahue, talk show host
- William Gates, Sr., attorney and father of Bill Gates
- Joe Jamail, attorney, known as the "King of Torts"
- Peter Lewis, Progressive Insurance executive
- Paul Newman, actor and philanthropist
- Yoko Ono, musician and activist
- Max Palevsky, businessman and philanthropist
- Jeno Paulucci, founder of Chun King and Jeno's
- Ross Perot, businessman and occasional presidential candidate
- Sol Price, founder of Price Club
- Bernard Rapoport, businessman and philanthropist
- Leonard Riggio, chairman of Barnes And Noble
- George Soros, investor and philanthropist
- Ted Turner, media mogul
This book provides examples of:
- Alternate History: The novel takes place in an alternate 2006.
- Arc Words: "Stay tuned."
- Author Avatar: The Meliorists are basically Ralph Nader disguised as celebrities.
- Author Tract
- Character Filibuster: Frequent.
- Door Stopper: 733 pages.
- Love at First Sight: Bad guy Lancelot Lobo is instantly smitten with Yoko Ono upon seeing her speak at the Meliorsts' press conference.
- Meaningful Name: Lancelot Lobo;
Sean HannityPawn Vanity; Wal-Mart CEO Leighton Clott; Senator Thurston Thinkalot; charismatic businessman Luke Skyhi; election law expert Theresa Tieknots; Senators Prune, Sunup, Merchant, and Bitter; farmers Gil Groundwork and Hal Horsefeathers; Jasper Cumbersome III, CEO of The Leviathan Corporation.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Averted with most of the main characters, but some secondary characters are barely disguised-talk show hosts
Sean HannityPawn Vanity and Rush LimbaughBush Bimbaugh, Washington Post columnist David BroderDavid Roader, conservative activist Grover NorquistBrover Dorquist...
- Operation: [Blank]
- Propaganda Machine
- Punny Name: Head of recruitment Seymour Depth; evil businessmen Hugh Mongous, Sy Clopean and Cole Ossal.
- Real-Person Fic: But the complete opposite of slash-it'll only turn you on if you're a policy wonk.
- Rule of Three: As observed here, Nader uses groups of three throughout the book.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Averted-one of the plans, to "buy back" members of Congress by funding their campaigns if they refuse donations from special interests, is scrapped because it would violate federal election law."The Meliorists learned the hard way that not every honest and lean political idea was legally permissible."
- Strawman Political: Big Business.
- Title Drop: After Warren Buffett has helped out during Hurricane Katrina, a woman cries out...
- What Measure Is a Non-Human?: Though in keeping with the letter of the trope, not the spirit-the Meliorists' Expansion of Dynamic Democracy Act states, "Corporations, partnerships, and legal associations of any kind shall not be deemed 'persons' for purposes of applying or interpreting the US Constitution. 'Person' is hereby defined by law as 'human being.'"