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Funny: You Can't Do That on Television
  • This memorable exchange, from the episode "Television".
    Christine: As you all know, Vanessa is new to the show and Vanessa, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me.
    Vanessa: There is something I wanted to ask you.
    Christine: Sure?
    Vanessa: How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you?
    Christine: First they take some wa- (catches herself) some liquid, and then they add some jello powder, and some flour, sometimes some soap, and they dump it all over me.
    Vanessa: (looks toward the ceiling) Where do they dump it from?
    Christine: Actually Vanessa, I've always wondered that too, but I just don't know.
    (green slime falls on Christine's head)
    Vanessa: Interesting. Is it always green like this?
    Christine: Well, yeah it usually is, but I guess it could be red.
    (red slime drops on Christine's head)
    Christine: Or... it could be blue.
    (blue slime drops on Christine's head)
    Christine: (getting annoyed) Or yellow.
    (yellow slime drops on Christine's head)
    Christine: Yep... Okay, you guys think you're so smart? Let's see stripes.
    (red, yellow, and blue slime falls on Christine's head)note 
    Vanessa: (who has been in the "splash zone" of the last few slimes) Boy, must be tough being a TV star. By the way, how do you get this stuff out?
    Christine: Well, it usually washes out with water.
    (water falls on Christine's head)
    Christine: Usually.

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