History Funny / YouCantDoThatOnTelevision

23rd Aug '17 5:11:35 PM GarrulousTiger
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-->'''Christine:''' As you all know, Vanessa is new to the show and Vanessa, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me.\\
'''Vanessa:''' There is something I wanted to ask you.\\

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-->'''Christine:''' As you all know, Vanessa is Hey listen, I know you're kind of new to the show and Vanessa, this, so if you have any questions, don't hesitate to questions about anything at all, just ask me.\\
'''Vanessa:''' There Well, there is something I wanted one thing I'd like to ask you.\\



''(water falls on Christine's head)''\\
'''Christine:''' Usually.

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''(water falls on Christine's head)''\\
head and also splashes Vanessa, but by now so much slime has fallen that very little of it washes away)''\\
'''Christine:''' Usually.*Usually*.



* In one sketch, a girl is in bed and calls out to her parents for a glass of water. Guess what happens.
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' AMY! You wet the bed again! You're supposed to be a big girl. I'm going to have to put you back into diapers.
-->'''Amy:''' But Mom, it wasn't me!
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' Now Amy, don't lie to me. If you didn't wet this bed, who did?
-->'''Amy:''' I dunno... ''[she now gets slimed]''
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' *Now* look what you've done, young lady. ''[holds out water glass to Amy]'' Drink?

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* In one sketch, a girl is in bed and calls out to her parents for a glass of water. Guess what happens.
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' AMY! You wet
happens. As if that weren't bad enough, she then gets accused of wetting the bed again! You're supposed to be a big girl. I'm going to have to put you back into diapers.
-->'''Amy:''' But Mom, it wasn't me!
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' Now Amy, don't lie to me. If
and then, when Mom asks her, "If you didn't wet this the bed, who did?
-->'''Amy:''' I dunno... ''[she now gets slimed]''
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' *Now* look what you've done, young lady. ''[holds out water glass to Amy]'' Drink?
did?", replies, "I don't know." 'Nuff said.
23rd Aug '17 5:07:02 PM GarrulousTiger
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-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' AMY! You wet the bed again! You're supposed to be a big girl. I'm going to have to put you back into diapers.
-->'''Amy:''' But Mom, it wasn't me!
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' Now Amy, don't lie to me. If you didn't wet this bed, who did?
-->'''Amy:''' I dunno... ''[she now gets slimed]''
-->'''Mrs. Prevert:''' *Now* look what you've done, young lady. ''[holds out water glass to Amy]'' Drink?
15th Jun '17 9:13:35 AM Sapphirea2
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** ''Series/TheLoveBoat'' Goes on a Cruise Missile Cruise''

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** ''Series/TheLoveBoat'' ''Series/TheLoveBoat Goes on a Cruise Missile Cruise''



** ''[[Series/ReadingRainbow Reading]] [[Film/FirstBlood Rambo]]'' will not be seen tonight because Rambo can't read."

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** ''[[Series/ReadingRainbow "''[[Series/ReadingRainbow Reading]] [[Film/FirstBlood Rambo]]'' will not be seen tonight because Rambo can't read."
15th Jun '17 9:13:14 AM Sapphirea2
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** ''[[Series/ReadingRainbow]] Reading [[Film/FirstBlood Rambo]]'' will not be seen tonight because Rambo can't read."

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** ''[[Series/ReadingRainbow]] Reading ''[[Series/ReadingRainbow Reading]] [[Film/FirstBlood Rambo]]'' will not be seen tonight because Rambo can't read."
15th Jun '17 9:13:04 AM Sapphirea2
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* Some of the pre-emption bumpers fall into this trope.

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* Some of the pre-emption preemption bumpers fall into this trope.trope:
** ''Series/TheLoveBoat'' Goes on a Cruise Missile Cruise''
** ''Series/TheATeam Blows Up [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Oz]]''
** ''[[Series/ReadingRainbow]] Reading [[Film/FirstBlood Rambo]]'' will not be seen tonight because Rambo can't read."
19th Dec '15 10:20:25 AM twilicorn
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* Some of the pre-emption bumpers fall into this trope.
14th Sep '15 4:32:59 PM twilicorn
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* In one sketch, a girl is in bed and calls out to her parents for a glass of water. Guess what happens.
1st Aug '14 2:58:31 PM BroomhandleJones
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-->'''Adam'': Adam.

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-->'''Adam'': -->'''Adam''': Adam.
31st Jul '14 2:05:15 PM BroomhandleJones
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-->''(Senator Prevert is on the phone while Adam is in a living room chair, exhausted and moaning)''
-->'''Prevert''': Hello, hello, l-listen, is this the orphanage? Yeah, look, It's Senator Prevert here. It's about that kid we adopted this morning. Wait a minute...''(to Adam)'': What's your name again?
-->'''Adam''' ''(weakly)'': Adam.
-->'''Prevert''': What's your name?
-->'''Adam'': Adam.
-->'''Prevert''' ''(back on the phone)'': Adam. Adam. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Listen, here, you can come over here and get him and take him back...What? No, no, no. He's ''through'' here...Yea--What'd he do? He did just about everything ''([[FunnyBackgroundEvent as Adam is picking through Senator Prevert's bowl of potato chips]])'': Yeah, he washed the car and he mowed the grass and he raked up the leaves and he cleaned the windows and he did the dishes and he carried out the garbage...
-->'''Adam''' ''(interrupts as Prevert leans in to listen)'': C-cleaned the oven and scrubbed the kitchen floor.
-->'''Prevert''': Yeah, ''(back on the phone)'': Cleaned the oven and scrubbed the kitchen floor. Yeah, he's done everything that pretty well had to be done, so you can come over here and you take 'im back...What? What do you ''mean'' "Adoption is forever"?! Listen, this kid looks like he's getting hungry. He's gonna have to be fed. ''(venomously)'': You get over her right away, ya [[PrecisionFStrike damn]] bureaucrat! ''(hangs up; turns attention back to Adam)'': Hey, listen, kid, what was your name again?
-->'''Adam''': Adam.
-->'''Prevert''': Adam, yeah, they won't be here for another half-hour, so why don't you go up and clean the toilet? ''(snatches potato chip bowl as Adam reaches for another chip)'': '''''AND GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY POTATO CHIPS'''''!
26th Jul '14 4:03:29 AM BroomhandleJones
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'''Christine:''' Usually.

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'''Christine:''' Usually. Usually.
* The infamous sketch on "Adoption" where Senator Prevert calls the orphanage to return Adam after using him to do chores, only to learn that "adoption" is forever ([[HilarityEnsues even though the orphanage would have had to take Adam back because of how poorly Senator Prevert is treating him]]).
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