- Siroc: "It's outrageous... wahhh!"
- Louis' Shirtless Scene in "The Girl From Upper Gaborski."
Louis: (flexing in front of the mirror) I am the mighty state of France!
- Louis pretending to start a war with Spain, complete with making his valet pretend to be Spain in a hilariously inept swordfight.
Louis: You be Spain.Alphonse: The entire country, Sire?