Funny / The Usual Suspects

  • The lineup scene.
  • McManus's version of "Old Macdonald".
    And on that farm he... shot some guys. Bada boom bada bing bang boom.
  • This bit:
    Agent Kujan: Who's Keyser Söze?!
    Verbal: Ah, fuck!
  • Hockney, as per his role, gets some pretty good zingers:
    Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
    Hockney: (shrugging casually) I fuck your father in the shower and have a snack. Are you gonna charge me, dickhead?
  • McManus before that:
    McManus: What truck?
    Detective: The truck with the guns, fucko!
    McManus: Fucko? (mock shudders)
  • And:
    Fenster: Guy had his finger up my asshole tonight.
    Hockney: Is it Friday already?
  • Fenster's interrogation.
    Fenster: Say who?
    Cop: McManus.'''He told us something else entirely.
    Fenster: Oh, was that the one about, uh, the hooker with, uh, dysentery?
    • And after Verbal's description:
    Cop: What are you saying?
    Fenster: I said he'll flip ya.
    Cop: He'll what?
    Fenster:(makes arm motion) Flip ya. Flip ya for real.
    Cop: (sarcastically) Yeah I'm shaken. Come on.
    Cop: Answer my question.
    Fenster: Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?
  • Hockney singing
    Hockney: Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.