Funny: The Usual Suspects

  • The lineup scene.
  • McManus's version of "Old Macdonald".
    And on that farm he... shot some guys. Bada boom bada bing bang boom.
  • This bit:
    Agent Kujan: Who's Keyser Söze?!
    Verbal: Ah, fuck!
  • Hockney, as per his role, gets some pretty good zingers:
    Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
    Hockney: (shrugging casually) I fuck your father in the shower and have a snack. Are you gonna charge me, dickhead?
  • McManus before that:
    McManus: Fuck-o? woohhohoho
  • And:
    Fenster: Guy had his finger up my asshole tonight.
    Hockney: Is it Friday already?