History Funny / TheUsualSuspects

23rd Jul '17 2:15:55 PM mlsmithca
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* The lineup scene.
** Singer knew that would be a major part of the film, so the actors did take after take. Eventually, they got bored and started goofing around and acting annoyed [[ThrowItIn just like people who were really pulled into a police lineup would.]] [[ClusterFBomb The line they had to read]] didn't help, and the actors had a hard time keeping a straight face saying it repeatedly. To make things worse, one of the actors ate something earlier that made him a [[ToiletHumour farting machine.]] Everything fell apart from there, especially with Fenster's [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent strange, unidentifiable accent.]]

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* The lineup scene.
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scene. Singer knew that would be a major part of the film, so the actors did take after take. Eventually, they got bored and started goofing around and acting annoyed [[ThrowItIn just like people who were really pulled into a police lineup would.]] [[ClusterFBomb The line they had to read]] didn't help, and the actors had a hard time keeping a straight face saying it repeatedly. To make things worse, one of the actors ate something earlier that made him a [[ToiletHumour farting machine.]] machine]] (Kevin Pollak claims the guilty party was Benicio del Toro, but del Toro only says that "someone" ruined twelve takes in a row by farting). Everything fell apart from there, especially with there.
** Hockney gives a straight reading, but then [=McManus=] sets the tone for the rest of the lineup:
--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''
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Fenster's [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent strange, unidentifiable accent.]]accent]] causes problems with his reading (the detective's reaction, and Fenster's reaction to that, were unscripted):



'''Fenster:''' Hanmeedakeys ya cogsucka! What da fuck...
*** The one before that:
--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''

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'''Fenster:''' Hanmeedakeys Hanmeedafugginkeys ya cogsucka! What da fuck...
*** The one before that:
--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''
** Then Keaton gives a reading, and finally it's Verbal's turn:
--->'''Verbal:''' ''[in a thoroughly bored voice]'' Hand '''me''' the keys, '''you''' fucking cocksucker.



--> '''[=McManus=]:''' Fucko? (''mock shudders'')

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--> '''[=McManus=]:''' -->'''[=McManus=]:''' Fucko? (''mock shudders'')



-->'''Cop: '''[=McManus=].'''He told us something else entirely.

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-->'''Cop: '''[=McManus=].'''He -->'''Cop:''' [=McManus=]. He told us something else entirely.



-->'''Fenster''': I said he'll flip ya.

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-->'''Fenster''': -->'''Fenster:''' I said he'll flip ya.



-->'''Fenster:'''(makes arm motion) Flip ya. Flip ya for real.
-->'''Cop:''' (sarcastically) Yeah I'm shaken. Come on.
-->'''Fenster:'''Ok.

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-->'''Fenster:'''(makes -->'''Fenster:''' ''(makes arm motion) motion)'' Flip ya. Flip ya for real.
-->'''Cop:''' (sarcastically) ''(sarcastically)'' Yeah I'm shaken. Come on.
-->'''Fenster:'''Ok.-->'''Fenster:''' Ok.



-->'''Fenster''': Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?
* Hockney singing
-->'''Hockney:''' [=Old McDonald had a farm=], E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.

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-->'''Fenster''': -->'''Fenster:''' Can ya hear me in the back? (taps ''(taps on desk three times) Hello?
* Hockney singing
-->'''Hockney:''' [=Old McDonald had a farm=], E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.
times)'' Hello?
17th Dec '16 8:03:15 PM KingClark
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--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!"]]'''

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--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!"]]'''BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''
7th Dec '16 7:29:38 AM crazysamaritan
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-->'''Hockney:''' Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.

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-->'''Hockney:''' Old [=Old McDonald had a farm, farm=], E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.
11th Oct '16 2:38:31 PM Comrade_Mabby
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* Hockney singing
-->'''Hockney:''' Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.
3rd Aug '16 12:03:24 PM lady_peaseblossom
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-->'''[=McManus=]: ''What'' truck?

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-->'''[=McManus=]: -->'''[=McManus=]''': ''What'' truck?
3rd Aug '16 12:03:09 PM lady_peaseblossom
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--> '''[=McManus=]:''' Fuck-o? woohhohoho

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-->'''[=McManus=]: ''What'' truck?
-->'''Detective''': The truck with the ''guns'', fucko!
--> '''[=McManus=]:''' Fuck-o? woohhohohoFucko? (''mock shudders'')
7th Feb '16 9:18:17 PM lipranzer
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-->'''Cop: '''McManus.'''He told us something else entirely.

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-->'''Cop: '''McManus.'''[=McManus=].'''He told us something else entirely.
14th Nov '15 12:23:42 PM ange1eye5
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-->'''Fenster''': Oh was that the one about the hooker with dysentery?

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-->'''Fenster''': Oh Oh, was that the one about about, uh, the hooker with with, uh, dysentery?



-->'''Fenster: I said he'll flip ya.

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-->'''Fenster: -->'''Fenster''': I said he'll flip ya.



-->'''Fenster: Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?

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-->'''Fenster: -->'''Fenster''': Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?
29th Oct '15 9:44:05 AM ange1eye5
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* Fenster's interrogation.
-->'''Fenster''': Say who?
-->'''Cop: '''McManus.'''He told us something else entirely.
-->'''Fenster''': Oh was that the one about the hooker with dysentery?
**And after Verbal's description:
-->'''Cop:''' What are you saying?
-->'''Fenster: I said he'll flip ya.
-->'''Cop:''' He'll what?
-->'''Fenster:'''(makes arm motion) Flip ya. Flip ya for real.
-->'''Cop:''' (sarcastically) Yeah I'm shaken. Come on.
-->'''Fenster:'''Ok.
-->'''Cop:''' Answer my question.
-->'''Fenster: Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?
24th May '15 5:09:47 AM BinaryShadow
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* McManus before that:
--> '''McManus:''' Fuck-o? woohhohoho

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* McManus [=McManus=] before that:
--> '''McManus:''' '''[=McManus=]:''' Fuck-o? woohhohoho
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