History Funny / TheUsualSuspects

21st Oct '17 6:21:06 PM igordebraga
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* The lineup scene. Singer knew that would be a major part of the film, so the actors did take after take. Eventually, they got bored and started goofing around and acting annoyed [[ThrowItIn just like people who were really pulled into a police lineup would.]] [[ClusterFBomb The line they had to read]] didn't help, and the actors had a hard time keeping a straight face saying it repeatedly. To make things worse, one of the actors ate something earlier that made him a [[ToiletHumour farting machine]] (Kevin Pollak claims the guilty party was Benicio del Toro, but del Toro only says that "someone" ruined twelve takes in a row by farting). Everything fell apart from there.

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* The lineup scene. Singer knew that would be a major part of the film, so the actors did take after take. Eventually, they got bored and started goofing around and acting annoyed [[ThrowItIn just like people who were really pulled into a police lineup would.]] [[ClusterFBomb The line they had to read]] didn't help, and the actors [[{{Corpsing}} had a hard time keeping a straight face saying it repeatedly.repeatedly]] (before Fenster's delivery, everyone even starts laughing and he has to be bumped to remember to say the line). To make things worse, one of the actors ate something earlier that made him a [[ToiletHumour farting machine]] (Kevin Pollak claims the guilty party was Benicio del Toro, but del Toro only says that "someone" ruined twelve takes in a row by farting). Everything fell apart from there.
23rd Jul '17 2:15:55 PM mlsmithca
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* The lineup scene.
** Singer knew that would be a major part of the film, so the actors did take after take. Eventually, they got bored and started goofing around and acting annoyed [[ThrowItIn just like people who were really pulled into a police lineup would.]] [[ClusterFBomb The line they had to read]] didn't help, and the actors had a hard time keeping a straight face saying it repeatedly. To make things worse, one of the actors ate something earlier that made him a [[ToiletHumour farting machine.]] Everything fell apart from there, especially with Fenster's [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent strange, unidentifiable accent.]]

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* The lineup scene.
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scene. Singer knew that would be a major part of the film, so the actors did take after take. Eventually, they got bored and started goofing around and acting annoyed [[ThrowItIn just like people who were really pulled into a police lineup would.]] [[ClusterFBomb The line they had to read]] didn't help, and the actors had a hard time keeping a straight face saying it repeatedly. To make things worse, one of the actors ate something earlier that made him a [[ToiletHumour farting machine.]] machine]] (Kevin Pollak claims the guilty party was Benicio del Toro, but del Toro only says that "someone" ruined twelve takes in a row by farting). Everything fell apart from there, especially with there.
** Hockney gives a straight reading, but then [=McManus=] sets the tone for the rest of the lineup:
--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''
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Fenster's [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent strange, unidentifiable accent.]]accent]] causes problems with his reading (the detective's reaction, and Fenster's reaction to that, were unscripted):



'''Fenster:''' Hanmeedakeys ya cogsucka! What da fuck...
*** The one before that:
--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''

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'''Fenster:''' Hanmeedakeys Hanmeedafugginkeys ya cogsucka! What da fuck...
*** The one before that:
--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''
** Then Keaton gives a reading, and finally it's Verbal's turn:
--->'''Verbal:''' ''[in a thoroughly bored voice]'' Hand '''me''' the keys, '''you''' fucking cocksucker.



--> '''[=McManus=]:''' Fucko? (''mock shudders'')

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--> '''[=McManus=]:''' -->'''[=McManus=]:''' Fucko? (''mock shudders'')



-->'''Cop: '''[=McManus=].'''He told us something else entirely.

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-->'''Cop: '''[=McManus=].'''He -->'''Cop:''' [=McManus=]. He told us something else entirely.



-->'''Fenster''': I said he'll flip ya.

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-->'''Fenster''': -->'''Fenster:''' I said he'll flip ya.



-->'''Fenster:'''(makes arm motion) Flip ya. Flip ya for real.
-->'''Cop:''' (sarcastically) Yeah I'm shaken. Come on.
-->'''Fenster:'''Ok.

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-->'''Fenster:'''(makes -->'''Fenster:''' ''(makes arm motion) motion)'' Flip ya. Flip ya for real.
-->'''Cop:''' (sarcastically) ''(sarcastically)'' Yeah I'm shaken. Come on.
-->'''Fenster:'''Ok.-->'''Fenster:''' Ok.



-->'''Fenster''': Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?
* Hockney singing
-->'''Hockney:''' [=Old McDonald had a farm=], E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.

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-->'''Fenster''': -->'''Fenster:''' Can ya hear me in the back? (taps ''(taps on desk three times) Hello?
* Hockney singing
-->'''Hockney:''' [=Old McDonald had a farm=], E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.
times)'' Hello?
17th Dec '16 8:03:15 PM KingClark
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--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!"]]'''

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--->'''[=McManus=]''': '''"[[NoIndoorVoice GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU]] [[ClusterFBomb FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER]] [[{{Angrish}} BLAAAHHHHH--!!!"]]'''BLAAAHHHHH--!!!]]"'''
7th Dec '16 7:29:38 AM crazysamaritan
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-->'''Hockney:''' Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.

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-->'''Hockney:''' Old [=Old McDonald had a farm, farm=], E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.
11th Oct '16 2:38:31 PM Comrade_Mabby
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* Hockney singing
-->'''Hockney:''' Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he shot some guys.
3rd Aug '16 12:03:24 PM lady_peaseblossom
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-->'''[=McManus=]: ''What'' truck?

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-->'''[=McManus=]: -->'''[=McManus=]''': ''What'' truck?
3rd Aug '16 12:03:09 PM lady_peaseblossom
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--> '''[=McManus=]:''' Fuck-o? woohhohoho

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-->'''[=McManus=]: ''What'' truck?
-->'''Detective''': The truck with the ''guns'', fucko!
--> '''[=McManus=]:''' Fuck-o? woohhohohoFucko? (''mock shudders'')
7th Feb '16 9:18:17 PM lipranzer
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-->'''Cop: '''McManus.'''He told us something else entirely.

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-->'''Cop: '''McManus.'''[=McManus=].'''He told us something else entirely.
14th Nov '15 12:23:42 PM ange1eye5
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-->'''Fenster''': Oh was that the one about the hooker with dysentery?

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-->'''Fenster''': Oh Oh, was that the one about about, uh, the hooker with with, uh, dysentery?



-->'''Fenster: I said he'll flip ya.

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-->'''Fenster: -->'''Fenster''': I said he'll flip ya.



-->'''Fenster: Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?

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-->'''Fenster: -->'''Fenster''': Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?
29th Oct '15 9:44:05 AM ange1eye5
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* Fenster's interrogation.
-->'''Fenster''': Say who?
-->'''Cop: '''McManus.'''He told us something else entirely.
-->'''Fenster''': Oh was that the one about the hooker with dysentery?
**And after Verbal's description:
-->'''Cop:''' What are you saying?
-->'''Fenster: I said he'll flip ya.
-->'''Cop:''' He'll what?
-->'''Fenster:'''(makes arm motion) Flip ya. Flip ya for real.
-->'''Cop:''' (sarcastically) Yeah I'm shaken. Come on.
-->'''Fenster:'''Ok.
-->'''Cop:''' Answer my question.
-->'''Fenster: Can ya hear me in the back? (taps on desk three times) Hello?
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