Funny / The Council of Voices

Unmarked spoilers ahead. Read at your own risk.

Imagine abridged series, with nearly every character from nearly every game NicoB played, mixed together and just... being. Hilarity Ensues with all of the ridiculousness that it implies.

Episode 2

• How did the group survive the meteor impact at the end of Episode 1? Joshua used his Jesus powers to protect everyone...except apparently Morishige still got injured somehow.
• Hagakure joined because Judge decided he would be less annoying than Larry. Hagakure also bribed Judge with turkey.
• Godot is invading Ace's place as the sexiest voice of the bunch. After a short argument, culminating in Godot asking Ace to make him some coffee, Godot is finished arguing and fires an eye laser at poor Phoenix Wright.
  Phoenix : WHY MEEEEEEE?! (instantly ashfaced)
  Ace: (Beat) Would you like cream or sugar with that?
  Godot: If either of that shit touches my coffee, I'll kill you.
• Fukawa trying to switch chairs to get closer to Togami, who does not want so to happen.
  Togami: Judge, if you let her anywhere near me im setting fire to ALL your turkey sandwiches.
  Judge: Request denied.
  Fukawa: AW, DAMMIT!
  • Seiko also tries to switch chairs to sit next to Asahina. It's more successful.
  Asahina: OH GOD, BOOBS IN MY BACK!
• After Judge calls Franziska von Karma a "murdering pycho", Seiko pops up... From inside Asahina's cleavage! There's Victoria's Secret Compartment, and then there's whatever the hell that was. The face Asahina makes just sells it.
• While the group is discussing the upcoming dance, Chiaki wakes up from her nap and is surprised that the dance is happening now, since she thought it wasn't for several months. Turns out that she's actually been asleep since the last Council meeting.
• Despite not entering, Komaeda's theme still wins the dance. And of course, it involves bagels.

Episode 3

Episode 3 takes the format of the previous episodes up a notch.

• The very beginning. Komaeda and Morishige, still being damaged after a meteor fell in the first episode, have to work together to decorate the party place (which is obviously Hope's Peak Academy). It does not go well.
  Komaeda: Yeeeah, yes! This place is perfect! I can tell this place was full of despair at some point. I can't wait to see the hope we create from it!
  Morishige: I don't know what any of that means!
  Komaeda: You don't have to, Morishige. You just have to fell it. Inside yourself.
  Morishige: The only thing my inside feels is pain! The squishing pain! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!
  Komaeda: Ha, you're funny. I can tell you and I would be longlive friends.
  Morishige: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
• Then we cut to Asahina and Godot doing shopping... in a Junes, out of every places they could choose.
  • Komaeda's shopping list.
    Asahina: Bagel buns, bagel bites, pizza bagels, bagel pops, bagel bowls, bagel juice...bagel juice? they make a juice?
    Godot: Beats me. The only thing I drink is the bitter elixir of the gods.
    Asahina: He also said to get turkey. Thirty pounds of sliced turkey.
    Godot I think there might be something wrong with that kid.
  • Asahina eats a bagel for the first time. Let me remind you that she is a donut addict.
    Asahina: Is it some kind of fruit?
    Godot: (sighs, takes out one) Here, this is a...
    Asahina: Oh sweet, a donut! I love donuts!
    Godot: But that's not...
    Asahina tries to eat it and spits it on Godot
    Asahina: Wha...what the hell is this monstrosity?
    Godot: I was trying to tell you. That's a bagel.
    Asahina: No, that's not a bagel. That's a lie! It's filthy, sticky lie! Where's the glaze, where's the soft and chewy texture?
  • And at the end, Godot tells her to forget about the juice and takes thirty canisters of Folger's. His explanation?
    Godot: Three of those are for the dance. The rest are for me.
• Then we cut to Phoenix, Kazuichi, Gundam, Togami and Joshua trying to find themselves a date. (Includes Kazuichi trying to hit it with Franziska Von Karma metaphorically before Von Karma hitting back literally, and Maya hooking up Phoenix with the crossdresser Fujisaki to satisfy her weird Yaoi fetish.)
• AND THE DANCE HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET.
• Monokuma, meanwhile, is at HQ trying to find the best way to disrupt the dance. He starts by watching Nico's Danganronpa 2 videos.
  Monokuma: Wow, this guy is a nerd.
  • Even before that, Monokuma tries to find the best way to ruin the party. One of the ideas is using a fire truck from Celeste's execution, but that's impossible... since Seven take it for a joy ride. You can imagine how it ends.
    Victor Kudo: Eee, somebody please help! My house is on fire!
    Seven: Don't worry old man, your man Seven is on the job! HIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
    Kudo: Oh dear.
    Truck crashes into him
• How whole party looks being decorated by Komaeda. Just◊ watch.◊
  • Also, first picture is kinda more hilarious when you realize that Joshua and Togami basically look the same (well, Togami more fancy). Hell, even the posture!
• "Yesss.....All according to Maya's horny plan!!"
• Cut to near the end, and Togami, after finding out that he's the only one at the dance without a date (Joshua dragging "Sally" to the dance, Kazuichi managing to get Von Karma to go by saying he'd sign the restraining order afterwards, and even the Judge and Komaeda having fun. (Not in that way, although Komaeda does seem to have a black eye.) He then notices Chiaki alone...
  Togami: Hey, Chiaki.
  Chiaki: Oh, hey, Togami.
  Togami: Um... (Thinking: Damn... why do I feel so nervous... come on! Snap out of it! You're freaking TOGAMI, for god sakes! Still... I don't really know what to say... Hm... I'll try something my dad always said to my mom...
  Togami (Out loud): Bitch, go make me a martini!
  Chiaki: What?
  Togami (Thinking): Damn, that wasn't right... Hm... how about this?... (Out loud) How 'bout I slap your ass with thousand dollar bills 'til you call me daddy?
  Chiaki: Huh?
  Togami (Thinking): Damn. Why is this hard? Fine, I guess I'll just do it the phlebian way.
  Togami (Out loud): Would you like to be my date for tonight?
  (Romantic music starts building up as the camera switches between Chiaki and Togami)
  (Record needle scratch sound) Chiaki: Sorry, but I can't.
  Togami: What?! Why?!
  Chiaki: I already have a date. I'm just waiting for him to finish singing.
  Nico (Yes, the Nico this page is about.): Hey babe, ready to go?
• It continues with Nico seeming like he's going to give Togami an inspirational speech, telling Togami that he'll have a chance next time before saying "Hell no, you're a fucking asshole", laughing in his face ("Suck my balls, Togami!"), and leaving with Chiaki on his T-Rex with chainsaw. Togami's response? "Geez, that guy was a douche." Not only that, but EVEN THEN, HE WILL STILL NOT GO OUT WITH FUKAWA!
• Morishige cannot catch a break, can he? First, he crashes into the roof when Komaeda forces him into hanging a life-sizes bagel as a decoration, then gets SCROTUM PUNCHED by Security Chief and gets eaten by Nico's T-Rex at the end. Whoops.
• DESPAIR BLITZ!
  Monokuma: Are you ready, Ace?
  Ace: Huh?
  Monokuma: Gundam?
  Gundam: What?
  Monokuma: Moshirige, are you fucking ready?!
  Morishige: Oh god... falls
  Monokuma: Alright, fellas!
  Let's goooo!
  Oh, it's been getting so hard,
  Livin' with the things I've done to you
  My paws are getting sweaty
  Thinkin' about the despair I've handed you
  Oh, there's bear at the back
  As a matter of fact
  He's got an eye as red as the sun
  And the rabbit in the corner
  Let one no ignore her
  Cuz she thinks she's the valorous one
  Ahhhh!
  Yeaahh!
  It's shaped like lightning
  Now everybody's fighting
  And the waffles are falling
  In midst of the mauling
  Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
  And the bear at the back said
  "Everyone attack"
  And it turned into despair blitz!
  And the rabbit in the corner said
  Monomi: "Boy I wanna warn ya"
  "It'll turn into despair blitz!
  Monokuma: Despair blitz!
  Despair blitz!
  Despair blitz!
  Despair blitz!

Episode 4

This episode clocks in at over half an hour in length, and it's probably the funniest one yet.

• The thumbnail for the episode is pretty funny in and of itself. It's a parody of the "evolution of man" images. The first two are pretty normal, while the third is holding a microphone. The last three are dressed as Snake, Togami, and Edgeworth, respectively.
• The Council building has been rebuilt...in the shape of Oliver's head. Apparently it's his ''actual'' head, which apparently explains why he's been hearing them.
• Apparently getting hit in the head with several thousand waffles has caused Komaeda to fall victim to the Despair Disease again. Apparently this has happened before, because the Council has a failsafe in place for it. It's a shotgun that fires bagels.
• The Judge shows off a new hologram system he bought for the Council room. Apparently he paid for it using Togami's credit card. When Togami threatens to sue, the Judge points out that he would probably be in charge of that case; Togami reluctantly backs down.
• The entire Council starts laughing upon the revelation that Nico originally gave Togami the Morishige voice.
  Godot: Man, I'm crying tears of pure caffeine right now!
  Judge: Aaaahahaha...God is truly just!
• The surprise debut of the Council's newest member: Donald Duck. His intro does not disappoint:
  Donald: *sits down in Morishige's empty chair* Oh man, I just dropped a serious deuce! You guys may wanna avoid going in there for a few weeks!
  (stunned silence from the entire Council)
  Donald: Uh, what's the matter? Relax, I washed my hands, alright?!
• Donald's emblem is the circular HP/MP gauge, which actually changes whenever he takes damage from another council member or casts a spell.
  • After the Judge has Donald shoot lightning at Seven to make him let his memories be scanned, Seven openly states that he's gonna beat up Donald in revenge, prompting him to shock Seven multiple times, only to soon find out that he's wasted his MP doing so, which allows Seven to beat him up.
• The "NYAAAHHH!" of Morishige! Morishige goes through a training montage inside the T-Rex with Michael Jackson- And just like the last episode, there's a hilarious musical number to go along with it.
  Morishige: Working out inside a T-rex.
  Getting buff, staying nerdy
  Hoping to God that I won't be digest-ed, before I can learn
  How to fly
  So many times, I've been left behind
  Always the butt of jokes
  But now I'm strong
  I am Optimus Primed
  Gonna fight for my right not to die
  It's the
  "Nyah!" of Morishige, it's a cry in the night
  Running laps around all my opponents
  I'll cross
  The finish line and raise my fist towards the sky
  And you'll know when you hear the
  "NYAHHHHH!" of Morishige.
  It's the
  "NYAH!" of Morishige
  It's a cry in the night
  Running laps around all my opponents
  I'll cross the finish line and raise my fist towards the sky
  And you'll know when you hear the
  NYAAAHHHHH!
  Of Morishige
• When Morishige escapes the T-rex, he kills it... causing the Death Counter to go up, complete with a "DEAD" sound effect.

Episode 5

This episode, despite being Darker and Edgier then the previous four, still has some great moments hidden in it.

• Monokuma getting royally screwed.
  Monokuma: (After Zero's recording just finished explaining how the 9 voices will be killed if they break the rules) So what? You think this is the only version of me? I've got a factory that mass-produces 10 Monokumas every minute. You can't kill me, you idiot! Monokuma is immorta-
  (Video shows a factory blowing up)
  Monokuma: ... was that my Monokuma factory just now?"
  Zero: I assumed the bear started mouthing the moment I mentioned lethality. Was I right?
  • And it only gets worse from here.
    Seven Ha! Looks like Zero's got your number Monokuma.
    Monokuma: Screw you baka, I still got spares outside the— (Spare Monokumas blow up)
    Zero: Did I guess right again?
    Monokuma (sweating heavily): O-Okay well what about— (A Monokuma statue holding a hamburger outside a restaurant gets blown up). God dammit stop it!
• When the rest of the Council finds out that nine members are missing, they call in their special detective task force. What follows is comedy gold:
  • First off, Detective Badd introduces them as the "Badd Boyz, with a 'z' at the end of 'boys' instead of an 's'."
    Kirigiri: I don't remember ever agreeing to that name.
    Fulbright: Aw, but I thought we were going with Justice Squad.
  • Kirigiri's emblem is simply a cup of noodles over her head.
  • Then the team explains that their fourth member, Shuichi, can't join because he is "in the middle of some really important detective work." Said detective work consists of locating Kaede's missing G-spot. While Kaito waits for his turn.
    • Godot thinks Badd is out to take the "sexy, middle-aged guy" spot he just took from Ace. Badd claims not to care about that, but Godot is still intimidated by his presence.
      Godot: Uh, well, uh....Oh, hey look, a candy store!
      Badd: Eh? (turns around)
      Godot fires his Eye Beams, Badd reflects it with his mirror, it bounces off the ceiling and hits...
      Phoenix: NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!
  • Throughout the rest of the episode, Fulbright makes numerous ridiculous theories, only for Kirigiri to immediately counter with a much more plausible supposition.
• Donald still believes Monokuma is King Mickey, and keeps calling him "Your Majesty", much to the latter's chagrin.
  • And when Monokuma explains his plan...
    Monokuma: And when I find this Zero guy I'll make an example out of him and turn this into MY own killing game!
    Donald: Man, going undercover has really changed you, sir.

Episode 6

• Komaeda seemingly conquers his fear of waffles in order to solve a door puzzle, only for the door to open up into a room fill floor to ceiling with waffles.
  Komaeda: ...nope. (collapses in despair)

Episode 6. 5

• This episode was designed as a test for potential editors and features such bizarre events as the Judge juggling watermelons, a giant donut falling from the sky, Kazuichi getting mobbed by a group of Sonias, and Phoenix slipping into his series' signature style while making an objection.
• Komaeda and Seven's very apt dialogue wondering how there ressurected for this episode.
  Komaeda: I'm pretty sure I was missing an arm..
  Seven: I'm pretty sure I was fuckin dead!

Episode 7

• Even though Morishige and Mayuri are about to be crushed by spikes, at least Morishige can die with a pair of boobs on his back.

Episode 8

• The Justicemobile, for two reasons. Firstly, it turns out Fulbright Drives Like Crazy, much to Shuichi and Kirigiri's displeasure. Secondly, the car is shaped like Fulbright's head.
• The trapped underground shelter. It essentially being Mayuri's tomb aside, our introduction to it starts off unnerving with the background music getting more distorted as a droning noise gets louder and louder as Fulbright reaches for a door handle before an explosion launches the door at them... only for it to reveal that not only was everyone unharmed, all that really happened to Fulbright was his coat getting stained.