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  • Fred's the only member of the gang who is not a big KISS fan. His tastes lie more along the barbershop quartet style (made even funnier when you realise that the song heard in the movie is actually KISS themselves singing).
    ♫ Don't tug my ascot
    ♪ Don't pull my ascot
    ♫ You can't have my ascot, 'cause girl it's mine
  • KISS, in the movie as much as in real life, are consummate showboats, appearing in a flash of special effects... with their manager immediately complaining about the expense of said effects.
  • Speaking of the manager, the way he keeps interjecting himself into the proceedings in order to hawk various items with the band's name and likeness. Also, the wide range of said products, from KISS binoculars to KISS smelling salts.
  • The Demon tries to nope out early on.
    Demon: I've got better thing to do than babysit dogs and hippies! Hey, have fun! [teleports away]
  • Chikara the fortune teller delivers dire warnings about The Destroyer. Velma is having none of it.
    Chikara: Starchild... has but one special eye, whereas I have two!
    Velma: Some people say I have four.
    Chikara: I know you think this is a joke, Miss Smarty Pants, but your ignorance will cost us all!
    • And later:
      Chikara: The Destroyer will strike FEAR into your heart!
      Velma: I know; that's what the poster says. [points out the window, where a sign advertising the "Destroyer" rollercoaster does indeed say exactly that]
      Chikara: Ugh, get her away from me!
  • Velma tries to placate Fred's Green-Eyed Monster:
    Velma: Remember, underneath all that makeup [Starchild's] just a regular guy who puts his pants on like everyone else.
    Starchild: KISS costume change, ACTIVATE!
    [cue Transformation Sequence]
    Fred: Oh, COME ON!
  • This Bait-and-Switch Comment from The Demon:
    Demon: Be careful with that bass.
    Velma: [smug as she strums] Because it's made from alien technology?
    Demon: Because it costs more than your house.
    [cue Oh, Crap! look from Velma]
  • Fred finally decides to show solidarity with KISS by giving himself a KISS-like makeup job, a crescent moon under one eye. Alas, the way it's positioned makes it look like he's got a black eye, which everyone takes glee in pointing out. "Nice shiner!"
  • When KISS and the gang are about to go after the Scarlet Witch.
    Starchild: The Crimson Witch ripped a hole in the universe. Activate the Dynasty Star Portal.
    Velma: (flatly) You mean the Ferris wheel?
    Starchild: It's actually a portal to the cosmic realm of Kissteria.
    Demon: Does she have to come?

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