Funny / School of Rock

  • After learning that Dewey's class has gone to the Battle of the Bands: in a congratulatory voice "I've just been informed that all of your children are missing!"
  • Dewey's very unfortunate word choice:
    Dewey: I have been touched by your kids, and I'm pretty sure I've touched them. (Horrified, disgusted looks on the parents faces. Cut to Dewey running out of the class in a hurry.)
  • "I read about groupies. They're sluts, they sleep with the band!"
  • The kids feigning the terminal illness "Stick-it-to-da-man-ni-osis". That is all.
  • "You are a fat loser and you have body odour!"
  • Billy continuing to snipe at Dewey even after he declared the trash-talking session over.
    Billy: You're tacky and I hate you.
    Dewey: All right, you see me after class!
  • "Math is a wonderful thing, Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math! Math, math, math, math, maaath!"
  • Spider, the replacement guitarist in Dewey's old band, trying to pick up Ms. Mullins.
  • One of the outfits Billy makes for the band and Dewey's reaction. Punctuated by the extremely annoyed expressions on the girls' faces while they're modeling it.
  • The look on Summer's face when Dewey unleashes a sudden Big "WHAT?!" in response to some bad news about Freddy. The flash of terror in her eyes is way too convincing to have been scripted.
  • When Ms Mullins is disciplining a little girl, said girl starts to cry and Ms Mullins says (in the same stern voice) "Would you like a hug?" — and it's this which prompts the girl to swear she'll be good from now on.
  • Like in the movie, one of the girls sings "Moonlight", like in the movie. Dewey stops her, saying that the song's from his least favorite composer.note