Rabbit:(trying to uproot a carrot that won't come out of the ground) It doesn't matter if you think you're not ripe! This is Rabbit's garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting by the BOOK! (shows his book "The Bunny's Farm Companion", while dramatic music plays) As it clearly says in the official almanac, today is... (clears throat) "The first day of fall, following the last day of summer: (sternly)Harvest Day." Any questions? Pooh(in distance): Hellooooooooooooooooooo! Rabbit:(sighing) Yes, yes, the rutabaga in the back row, "hello" what? (Alarmed face; then is dragged by Pooh, Tigger and Piglet and their acorn avalanche) Pooh: Hello, Rabbit!
After thinking the Skullosaurus is there when they arrive at the Upside Down Rock, these lines:
Tigger: Which way do we run?
Piglet: Where do we hide?
Rabbit: What's the shortest shortcut home?!
Pooh:(points to the right) I believe, uh, that way is a good way. (Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, and Piglet immediately run away. Pooh examines the map and then points to the left.) Although...this way could be better. (Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Piglet immediately run in that direction. He then points back in the same direction he was pointing out earlier.) If not over here. (Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, and Piglet immediately run back in that direction. He then points back to the left.) Although...there might be particularly pleasant as well.
Rabbit trying to read the honey-covered note.
Rabbit: Well, I could've read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so!
Poor Pooh, trying so hard to remember the encouraging words Christopher Robin had told him.
He even tries to remember it in his sleep. "Braver than our beans", anyone?
"You are smarter when you're pink! Does that help?" It's Rabbit's reaction that truly sells it.
The entire scene with Rabbit trying to sleep. He's sleeping right next to Tigger, and Tigger is snoring and slapping Rabbit's nose with his tail.
Any of the facial expressions the characters make. Unsurprisingly, the movie was animated in Japan.
"On a scale of 1 to 10... it's not good!"
When Pooh finds Piglet high up the canopy of his house
Pooh: Why, Piglet. Whatever are you doing up there? Piglet: I'm doing just what Christopher Robin said I should do. I'm gonna look my fear of heights right in the face, and conquer it! (the branch he's on breaks) Piglet: That is, if it doesn't conquer ME first!
This line from Eeyore about the honey pot that Pooh believes belongs to someone else.
Eeyore: It isn't mine. Then again, few things are...
When the gang is in the forest of thorns
Rabbit [noticing a venus flytrap] Why, look! Is that that a golden dahlia-daffodilus? [leans in closer] Rare for this location. [[The plant chomps inches from his face]]
Later as Rabbit is trying to figure out this location
Pooh: What exactly is this location, Rabbit? Would it be nearer to Christopher Robin than farther? Rabbit [nervously] Why-Why we're right here. Where else would we be? (Rabbit scratches his head in confusion and frustration; ) Rabbit: Owl, where are we? [Looks at the map showing a pond with ducks that reads] Rabbit: "Nice Peaceful Spot!" Ha!Indeed!
When Piglet realizes that the gang has spent the night in the Skull Cave, he starts running to them babbling, jabbering, and gibbering hysterically.
Piglet: OH, DEAR!!! [sprints towards Pooh and Rabbit, babbling hysterically]] Pooh: Piglet? Piglet: SHU SHIE SKE SKU SKE SHOO SHU! Rabbit: Try to be specific! [Piglet continues jabbering as Tigger and Eeyore approach] Piglet: SHU SHIE SKE SKU SKE SHOO SHU (jumps on Pooh's shoulder and points) Skull. [The gang gasps and shrieks upon seeing the Skull Cave]