Funny / Ozzy & Drix

• From "Reflex", after Ozzy causes a cramp, Spryman demands Ozzy's PI card. Annoyed, Ozzy passes it over and turns to leave. Then Spryman reads it. It turns out to be a coupon for a fast food joint. Ozzy tries to make a break for it, but is quickly arrested.
• In the episode "Supplements", Ozzy leads a gang of lead poisoning causing villains down to the bladder. He holds the key to controlling Hector's motor skills over the pit of urine, threatening to drop it in, and says this hilarious line:
  Ozzy: "Don't move, or else the keykey goes in the weewee."
• From "Dream Factory":
  • Ozzy and Drix enter into Hector's nightmare and meet Hector himself.
    Ozzy: I don't believe it, it's Hector.
    Hector: Huh? Ho-How do you know my name?
    Ozzy: Man, for so long, I thought about what I'd say to you if I had the chance. What advice I'd give, what wisdom I'd pass on. [Beat] Quit eatin' so many chili dogs, will ya! Cuz when those things get down to us, they are nasty!
  • When Ozzy is caught by the monster in Hector's nightmare:
    Drix: Freeze, tentacled, phantasmagorical monstrosity from...!
    Ozzy: Less talk, more rescue!
  • This exchange when Ozzy, Drix, and Hector are now superheroes.
    Ozzy: This was in a movie you saw?
    Hector: Well, actually it was a cartoon.
    Ozzy: Man, you gotta stop watching those things. They'll rot your brain.
    • For extra funny points, as Ozzy says this, he's looking right at the camera.
  • Earlier on, when Ozzy and Drix enter a classic there's-a-test-you-didn't-study-for-nightmare. Admit it: you've always wanted to do this to a dream test... or for that matter a real test.
    Ozzy: What're they gonna do, flunk us outta dream school?
• In the Episode Journey to the Center of the Tooth, General Malaise eats concentrated blue Sugar causing him to exponentially divide into multiple copies. Due to the fact that he is an escaped prisoner, Jones suggests that he and Drix should get the reward for bringing all of them in.
  • At the end of the episode, General Malaise and all of his clones end up getting washed down a drain, as they all loudly try to proclaim over one-another to Osmosis Jones and Drix that they shall return.
    General Malaise: "I SHALL RETURN!"
    General Malaise (Clone 1): "NO, I SHALL RETURN!"
    General Malaise (Clone 2): "No, ME!"
• In "A Cold Day in Hector" Ozzy and Drix are in Hector's brain, trying to get him to scream to a passing rescue party before he's killed by hypothermia. Unfortunately, they can't find the button. When the search party starts walking away, Drix panicks and just mashes buttons on the console. He winds up making him burp. This gets the rescuers' attention.
• The ending to "Gas of Doom", when Christine she admits she passed gas too.
  Christine's friend: Told'jah you shouldn't have had that 12-bean salad.
• Chief Maximus' Motive Rant for siding with the The Pneumaniac from the first half of "An Out-Of-Body Experience"
  Do you have any idea what it's like being a male cell trapped in a woman's body? No sports channels, mandatory dance lessons, burping laws! well now all that is going to change, I have taken my last ballet class! I want to live! and boy will I ever! after The Pneumaniac invades Christine, they're will be no laws, no rules, just chaos! I can do whatever I want with all that money!