Funny / Ms. Marvel

  • In the very first issue of Carol's Captain Marvel series, Absorbing Man takes a number of shots at Carol, calling her Captain America's secretary and deriding Captain America for taking orders from a woman.
    Carol: "This 'broad' left the service a full bird colonel. So technically, I outrank him."
    Steve: "I've been trying to get you demoted for years."
  • Later, he succeeds in finally demoting her:
    Steve: "Bottom line is this: you have lead the Avengers. You have saved the world. Quit being an adjunct... take the mantle."
    [beat]
    Steve: "Unless you don't think you can handle it."
    Carol: "Wait, did you just dare me?"
    Steve: "You're Air Force. Always works."
  • During Civil War, Carol ends up meeting Machine Man in his first post-Nextwave appearance when S.H.I.E.L.D. assigns him to her.
    Aaron: Now then, I wish to drink heavily and investigate the worthiness of this craft's floors for laying about unconsc-
    Carol: Hang on! You don't walk onto my ship and-
    Aaron: I am not impressed with your ship. My previous ship had five tesseract zones. You don't have any tesseract zones. My old ship also had a mini-fridge. Do YOU have a mini-fridge?
    • And after Aaron finally went to his quarters to assemble his "Signing Incentive".
      Carol: What the hell was he talking about?
      Sleepwalker: Lady I got no idea. I met that guy twenty minutes ago and he hasn't stopped terrifying me since.
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