Many of the quotes you get from the clicking on the enemy regiments/companies/platoons on the world map. Most of them have really bad accents and what they say depends on you status with their kingdom. Also, the speeches before the battles can be awesome and hilarious. Some them use Refuge in Audacity and Vulgar Humor then finishing up the speech with a religious statement. It is just so weird to have a noble warrior say he will sex up the enemies women in one speech and say that he is doing Christ's work in another while calling the French smelly and unwashed using old terms like "knave" like they're candy.
Frenchman: Ze is not your army Lord.
Pole: I neither trust nor distrust you.
Scotsman: I WILL CUT OFF YA HEAD AND SHHHIT DOWN YA NECK!
English General: Well hail, slap my thighs and call me for dinner! I see a foe worth the killing and lads beside me who are up to the mark. I can also feel and inspiring speech coming on, so listen to me...
Mongol General: [to his enemy] Struggle if you like, I will take your lands and women, regardless; You will have no rights, once you are my prisoner; Was it your brother I killed? You all look alike to me.