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Funny: Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
  • The Narrator's speech about two minutes into the movie.
    I mean, crap, man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it — with body organs and cartilage and bones... I mean, I'm no doctor, but that was like one clean chunk!
  • Don't forget this gem:
    "At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about Iron Claws: THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN!"
    • He really should have listened to that one-boobed chick.
  • The ventriloquists.
    "We are both ventriloquists and now we're upside down!"
    "I swing a bit more!"
    "I swing a bit less!"
  • Gopher Chucks!
  • Ling trying to heal the Chosen One's hands after they're injured in training.
    Ling: "Is it better now?"
    Chosen One: "... You just broke a thermometer over my hands."
    • The "What they were Actually Saying" alternate Audio track, turns it into a straightforward(untranslated) kung fu movie with some guy walking around saying things that don't make sense even in English.(With Exceptions)
    Chosen One: You are the Pie Man. Your pies are known for miles around.
  • You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!
  • This scene:
    Master Tang: He told me that there would be a Chosen One.
    (dreamy flashback)
    Ling's Father: There will be a chosen one. [/flashback]
    Master Tang: Then he told me of its significance...
    (dreamy flashback)
    Ling's Father: It will be significant.[/flashback]
    Master Tang: And then, he killed the dog.
    Ling's Father: Herk, *Massive fart*[/flashback]
  • "I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!"
  • YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK!
    • RED CLOTHES!
  • "Just because someone rolls over and goes 'ugh' doesn't mean they're dead!"
  • The scene where Master Pain Betty shows off his secret skill — the ability to resist Groin Attacks. Then the Chosen One's failure to replicate said ability.
  • "Chosen One!" "I'm coming!" (repeated three times) Very well edited.
  • ...And why are you in bed?"
  • "Yes, yes. Play me like a drum"
  • "Hey, guys. What's goin' on?" (gets punched)
  • "Shirt ripper!"
  • "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS."
  • The chosen one's entire fight with Moon Yuu, the cow.
  • "Leap that wall, if you're so great!"
  • The Chosen One's sissy meltdown when he can't figure out how to pull off Betty's caps (and the narration that accompanies it.)
  • ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A PUSH-UP BRA!
  • "Towel!"
  • Chosen One letting himself get beat up with sticks.
  • "I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
  • "Ohhh...chicken go 'cluck, cluck,' cow go 'moo!' Piggy go 'oink oink,' how about you? Gonna be an animal just like you...lemur go *hiss hiss*, ostrich go, 'Peh!' Koala go *click click click click*..."
  • "At least cover your mouth! We're all going to catch it!"
    • Well, pretty much every word out of Betty's mouth.
  • "MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS!"
    • "I'VE GOT SOME YELLOW LIQUID FOR YOUR POPCORN! And it's non-dairy!"
  • There are two symbols in this world. One, over here. The other... over there.
    • C..... N..... N.....
  • Pretty much everything associated with Wimp Lo.
    Wimp Lo: If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!
    • And Master Tang's reason for keeping Wimp Lo around:
    Master Tang: I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
  • "When you girls are done kissing, I HAVE SOME ASS-KICKING FOR YOU!"
  • "I implore you to reconsider".
  • Betty pretending to be a bird.
    Betty: I'm just a birdie too!
  • The scene where the chosen one discovers everyone dead in the woods, particularly the repeating sudden zoom-in on his face.
  • The entire fight between Wimp Lo and the Chosen One.
    • "Now we'll...learn. WHO'S THE BEST!"
    • Wimp Lo, after he gets kicked in the face: "Ha! Face-to-foot style, how'd ya like it?!"
      • The Chosen One's Deadpan Snarky responses help make that scene:
      "I'm sure on some planet, your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is this is Earth!"
    • "Oh yeah?! Try my-nuts-to-your-fist style!" *gets knocked to the ground* "Ohoho, ahaha, who's laughing now?!"
    • At the end of the fight: "I'm bleeding. Making me the victor!"
  • When Ling is mourning her father's demise:
    Ling: He was my father my entire life. We were friends, I loved him, and now he's dead. Except for his hair and nails, dead. (quacks)
  • Betty plays "Baby Got Back" as he beats you up. Just ask Master Tang.
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