I mean, crap, man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. Tch. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't really even seem possible, if you think about it. With body organs, and cartilage and bones. I mean, I'm no doctor, but, it was like, one clean chunk!
Ling trying to heal the Chosen One's hands after they're injured in training.
Ling: "Is it better now?"
Chosen One: "... You just broke a thermometer over my hands."
The "What they were Actually Saying" alternate Audio track, turns it into a straightforward(untranslated) kung fu movie with some guy walking around saying things that don't make sense even in English.(With Exceptions)
Chosen One: You are the Pie Man. Your pies are known for miles around.
You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!
Master Tang: He told me that there would be a Chosen One.
Ling's Father: There will be a chosen one. [/flashback]
Master Tang: Then he told me of its significance...
Ling's Father: It will be significant.[/flashback]