Funny / Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

  • Mark Hamill's cameo. HEY KIDS! IT'S MARK HAMILL!(Applause)
    Hamill: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son!
    • Not to mention Hamill's complaint later in the scene about Jay's Pre Ass Kicking One Liner not being in the script. Mainly because it implies everything leading up to that point was in the script.
  • The infamous "computer at Mooby's" scene.
    Jay:[noticing a public computer shortly after stepping into Mooby's] Ooh, check that shit out, man - the Internet. Let's see if those fucks wrote down something new about us and that stupid-ass flick.
    Jay and Silent Bob make their way over to the computer and pull up "The Shooting Range", a film-related message board.
    Jay:[reading a post] "Any movie based on Jay and Silent Bob are gonna lick balls, because they both, in fact, lick balls". Mother fucker! It's time we wrote somethin' back! Type this shit down!
    Silent Bob prepares to type what Jay dictates to him.
    Jay: ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches! Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax FUCKS who is makin' the movie, we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat... and then all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
  • Also a Crowning Deleted Scene of Funny: "Jay's Dream Date."
  • Jay and Silent Bob running through the Hollywood back lot trying to escape some guards. They turn and run down one street and WHAM! Crash and fall over thanks to a background piece painted exactly like the real street behind it.
    Jay: Man, I hate how fake Hollywood is...
  • The exchange leading into the studio chase:
    Gordon: Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.
    Echo Base: [over Gordon's walkie talkie] I thought that was a 10-82.
    Gordon: No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.
    Echo Base: [slightly amused] Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way...
  • Crowning Blooper Of Funny - when Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are pretending to film Good Will Hunting 2, they repeat a certain 'take' several times because they are corpsing, culminating in them laughing too hard to speak at all. Ben Affleck's high-pitched laugh has to be heard to be believed.
  • The confusion between 10-07 and 10-82 returns:
    Gordon: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.
    Matt Damon: [exasperated] Oh Jesus, again Ben?
    Ben Affleck: [cocky] No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!
  • "Dude, I think I just filled the cup."
    • Before that, when the Bon Jovi song in the background gets muffled when Silent Bob places a soda cup over Jay's Raging Stiffie.
  • Chris Rock playing the director:
    Chaka: Go get me a coffee, and decrackinate it. Okay, Fucky?
    Banky: It's Banky.
    Chaka: No, it is Fucky.
  • Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob.
    Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. The monkey will spank us!
    Randall: "See, man? If you were funnier than that, ABC never would've cancelled us."
  • Jason Bigg's complete failure to read the script.
    James: Did you even read the script?
    Jason: There's a script?!
  • The ending montage, when Jay and Silent Bob use the money they get from the movie rights to hunt down and beat up every Internet troll that bashed the movie.
    • Having to wait for the businessman on the phone to finish his call, only to just give up and start kicking his ass.
  • The entire scene with Brent (Seann William Scott) and the girls in the van ("Hey! Watch your language, little boy!"), where Brent is ousted by Jay for being a "dirty sheepfucker!" and thrown out of the van.
  • In the commentary, Smith notes that a better husband would have given Jennifer Schwalbach Smith more to do (as she completely misses the girls' big scene).