* {{Mark Hamill}}'s cameo. (Applause)
* Also a Crowning Deleted Scene of Funny: "Jay's Dream Date."
* Jay and Silent Bob running through the Hollywood back lot trying to escape some guards. They turn and run down one street and WHAM! Crash and fall over thanks to a background piece painted ''exactly like the real street behind it.''
-->'''Jay''': Man, I hate how fake Hollywood is...
* ''[[OminousLatinChanting JUSTICE! IS DEEEAAAD!!]]''
* The exchange leading into the studio chase:
-->'''Gordon''': Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup.\\
'''Echo Base''': [over Gordon's walkie talkie] I thought that was a 10-82.\\
'''Gordon''': No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer.\\
'''Echo Base''': [slightly amused] Oh, that Affleck! Backup on the way...
* Crowning Blooper Of Funny - when Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are pretending to film ''Good Will Hunting 2'', they repeat a certain 'take' several times because they are corpsing, culminating in them laughing too hard to speak at all. Ben Affleck's high-pitched laugh has to be heard to be believed.
* [[BrickJoke The confusion between 10-07 and 10-82]] returns:
-->'''Gordon''': Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.\\
'''Matt Damon''': [exasperated] Oh Jesus, again Ben?\\
'''Ben Affleck''': [cocky] [[NotMeThisTime No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!]]
* "[[RagingStiffie Dude]], [[JizzedInMyPants I think I just filled the cup]]."
** Before that, when the Bon Jovi song in the background gets muffled when SilentBob places a soda cup over Jay's RagingStiffie.
* Chris Rock playing the director:
-->'''Chaka:''' Go get me a coffee, and decrackinate it. Okay, Fucky?
-->'''Banky:''' It's Banky.
-->'''Chaka:''' No, ''it'' is Fucky.
* Jay's FantasySequence depicting his ConspiracyTheory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob.
-->'''Jay''': In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. [[RussianReversal The monkey will spank]] ''[[RussianReversal us]]''!
** [[TheChewToy Poor]] [[{{Film/Clerks}} Dante.]]
-->'''Dante''': [[CatchPhrase I wasn't even supposed to be here today!!]]
** In a DeletedScene:
-->'''Randall:''' "If you would have been this funny all the time, [[ClerksTheAnimatedSeries we wouldn't have been]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork cancelled by ABC...]]"
* Jason Bigg's complete failure to read the script.
-->'''James''': Did you even read the script?
-->'''Jason''': There's a script?!
** [[FridgeBrilliance Which makes sense when you realize he's playing Silent Bob....]]
* The ending montage, when Jay and Silent Bob use the money they get from the movie rights to [[spoiler:hunt down and beat up every Internet troll that bashed the movie.]]
** Having to wait for the businessman on the phone to finish his call, only to just give up and start kicking his ass.
* The entire scene with Brent (Seann William Scott) and the girls in the van ("Hey! Watch your language, little boy!"), where Brent is ousted by Jay for being a "dirty sheepfucker!" and thrown out of the van.
* In the commentary, Smith notes that a better husband would have given Jennifer Schwalbach Smith more to do (as she completely misses the girls' big scene).